# Mpsims **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326 "2003-11-26T04:44:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/1 "2003-11-26T04:44:30Z")
I’m not wearing any pants right now. ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/2 "2003-11-26T04:54:29Z")
I just popped a messy pimple on my chin. And I am shirtless right now. ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/3 "2003-11-26T05:04:32Z")
There is a mouse in my apartment! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/4 "2003-11-26T05:05:10Z")
I’ve been eating Candy. _she says, “Hi.”_ ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/5 "2003-11-26T05:16:35Z")
I’m enjoying a few glasses of crisp, white wine (and starting to get half-shickered!) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/6 "2003-11-26T05:21:25Z")
Hmmmm…so there’s a thread called “Mpsims” in the forum **MPSIMS** , shich was started by a thread called "Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share. Interesting. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/7 "2003-11-26T05:27:46Z")
With my bionic arms I can lift small objects ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/8 "2003-11-26T05:41:38Z")
I’m not wearing _anything_ right now, and I have a li’l kick of Glenfiddich. Tripler So there! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/9 "2003-11-26T05:42:01Z")
My cats tonight did the cutest Naw, I’ll spare you – it’s too mundane and pointless even for me, even here. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/10 "2003-11-26T05:45:05Z")
I invented numbers ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/11 "2003-11-26T05:48:13Z")
I had to buy a 30# turkey for two people because I procrastinate. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/12 "2003-11-26T05:57:43Z")
I typpppedd thiiiiss wwiith myyy nnooose… ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/13 "2003-11-26T06:04:08Z")
LOL I was so sure that was going to be a closing of the thread post. oi tr5yt6ythherdcf trghjnuikdc wesikythjhn m, yu erl,knboil (I typed this with my elbow) ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/14 "2003-11-26T06:07:35Z")
Hey **Lobsang** , you were way off. . . I invented electricity, which makes these SDMBs work. Tripler **Lob** I know you invented numbers, but they can’t post without “the juice”. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/15 "2003-11-26T06:23:56Z")
I’ve got an e-mail window open and am trying to think of a nice way to turn down a last minute Thanksgiving dinner invitation. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/16 "2003-11-26T06:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Hmmmm…so there’s a thread called “Mpsims” in the forum **MPSIMS** , shich was started by a thread called "Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share. Interesting. 😃 \*\* It’s the CIRRRRRRRRRRRCLE of Liii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiife! ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/17 "2003-11-26T06:57:09Z")
Went to the dentist today. Emergency root canal. Mundane/pointless? Maybe. Painful? Um-huh. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/18 "2003-11-26T08:06:32Z")
i typed this message with dvorak. the university of texas stuff is all bunk, btw. pit me if you feel otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/19 "2003-11-26T08:11:09Z")
I feel sleepy ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/20 "2003-11-26T08:32:38Z")
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food!” Wait a minute - lemme check and see… OMG cat, phewww! What have you been eating!?!? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326.md?page=2)