# Mpsims **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326 "2003-11-26T04:44:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/21 "2003-11-26T09:05:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jenaroph \* > \*\*I’ve got an e-mail window open and am trying to think of a nice way to turn down a last minute Thanksgiving dinner invitation. \*\* Dear (insert name here), I’d love to come over for dinner on Thanksgiving! It will be nice to get out of the house, seeing as how I’ve pretty much stayed inside since I was diagnosed with Ebola a few days ago… There is one slight hitch, however: despite there being an almost 2% chance of my full recovery, my doctors assure me (through the intercom) that I may well crash and bleed out 'round about Thursday afternoon. Thursday being Thanksgiving, I think you can see my connundrum. Do you, by chance, happen to have a bunch of paper towels and some rubber gloves handy? If so, then I see no reason not to give thanks together! (and if I _don’t_ massively hemmorhage all over your living room floor, perhaps we can think of other fun things to do with the gloves and paper towels… will your lovely daughter, Stacy, be coming home from her studies at Bowdoin to join us? I ask merely for informational purposes.) Also, you’ll be pleased to hear, the final witness against me in that poisoning case passed away last night after spending several months in an uncommunicative (shame, that!) vegetative state, so the DA here has generously decided to drop all charges. Once again, I am free to come and go as I please! Shall I bring a cassarole? I do so love a nice roasted turkey (feathery little bastards!), and look foreward to an _interesting_ evening with you and your family. Does your wife still have the whip marks on her… ah, nevermind; I’ll check when I get there. See you Thursday! Jenaroph [sup]No thanks needed… I’m always glad to help![/sup]😉 ---
**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/22 "2003-11-26T11:42:30Z")
**czarcasm** me to, just to see f it could be done, voila! had to use my tongu toget the apostrophje. MPSIMS: I’m at work, wearing just a pair of boardshorts ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/23 "2003-11-26T11:46:05Z")
I had spaghetti for lunch today. And yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/24 "2003-11-26T12:03:42Z")
I’m writing a feature on how to dump people. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/25 "2003-11-26T13:21:59Z")
i45gv bn jmmmmmjnhgvbtgffffffffffff mmmmmmmmm l,; bnnnnnnnnnnn67777777777 Brought to you by Serena, the cat who refuses to let her paw be used for typing a message. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get some bandages. **Astroboy14** , could you lend me some of those paper towels? I promise to give them back when my keyboard’s clean. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/26 "2003-11-26T13:51:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chavardz \* > \*\*I feel sleepy \*\* I thought he was Doc’s bitch. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![hybrid\_dogfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a587f6/32.png) [@hybrid\_dogfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hybrid_dogfish)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/27 "2003-11-26T13:58:12Z")
I’m eating an orange. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/28 "2003-11-26T14:03:22Z")
I just finished my microwave popcorn. Now I’m sad. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/29 "2003-11-26T14:35:30Z")
I can recite “The Cremation of Sam McGee” by Robert W. Service from memory. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggarito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@Shaggarito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaggarito)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/30 "2003-11-26T14:49:57Z")
I’m wearing a hat at work today. I rarely ever wear a hat to work. Also, it’s pretty early in the morning for me, and I just typed weatom, instead of wearing, but I corrected it. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/31 "2003-11-26T14:52:42Z")
I just cleared my throat. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/32 "2003-11-26T14:55:00Z")
I have to go to a funeral today. And make a salad for tomorrow. And nope, not gonna mulitask this one. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/33 "2003-11-26T14:57:03Z")
I just broke a cup. ---
**Author:** ![Sunglasses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Sunglasses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunglasses)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/34 "2003-11-26T15:08:12Z")
I’m planning to hit the back button as soon as I finish posting this and see what else is on the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/35 "2003-11-26T15:22:49Z")
My hair is in two braids today. And I’m going to start teaching a knitting class at Michael’s. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/36 "2003-11-26T15:35:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **I thought he was Doc’s bitch.** You thought wrong. It was Grumpy who was Doc’s bitch (Grumpy’s attitude was a defensive mechanism on his part in front of the camera, he was actually quite submissive). Sleepy was a barbituate abuser, supplied by Dopey (the group’s acknowledged herion and pot provider). You can read all of this and more in Doc’s new tell-all book “Hey Ho! I’m Outta Work and Blow!” It also spills the beans on Disney’s slavedriver producer tactics and Snow White’s famous fruit fetish. And in other MPSIMS: I just ate a liquid chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/37 "2003-11-26T15:39:29Z")
PIE! Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie farkin’ PIE! Is there anything better than pie in the whole wide freakin’ world? Well, okay, besides porn. ---
**Author:** ![swannguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@swannguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swannguy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/38 "2003-11-26T15:42:20Z")
I just heard my coworker’s baby died 8 hours after birth… ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/39 "2003-11-26T15:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chastain86 \* > \*\*PIE! > > Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie farkin’ PIE! > > Is there anything better than pie in the whole wide freakin’ world? > Well, okay, besides porn. \*\* How about real live sex? With another person? ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/40 "2003-11-26T16:05:45Z")
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