# Mpsims **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326 "2003-11-26T04:44:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/41 "2003-11-26T16:07:23Z")
I just got out of the shower and am too lazy to comb out my hair so it is in a tangled, wet, messy ponytail on top of my head. Oh, and I had a spoonful of peanut butter for breakfast. Creamy, not crunchy. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/42 "2003-11-26T16:11:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by luluBahrain \* > \*\*My ears are sweaty from wearing my HUGE earphones. \*\* I’m giggling. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/43 "2003-11-26T16:20:50Z")
I’m glad I made someone giggle with my ears misfortune. BTW, they ( my ears ) are still dripping sweat. ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/44 "2003-11-26T16:23:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*How about real live sex? With another person? \*\* (pauses) Are you…in some way… **offering** t– Nah, never mind. Mmmm. Pie. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/45 "2003-11-26T16:32:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*i45gv bn jmmmmmjnhgvbtgffffffffffff mmmmmmmmm l,; bnnnnnnnnnnn67777777777 > > Brought to you by Serena, the cat who refuses to let her paw be used for typing a message. \*\* I warn you, that jackbooted thug **Coldie** once shut down a thread of mine where my cat was saying something very similar. In other news, my brother once said “I once knew a girl called Jean Bean”. He’d got it from a sitcom, but when I said it back to him a couple of years later, he had no recollection of ever having said that. A year later I said it again, and then he remembered. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/46 "2003-11-26T16:57:45Z")
I have to poop. ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/47 "2003-11-26T17:18:08Z")
I have nothing to add to this, I just wanted to try out my new sig line. ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/48 "2003-11-26T17:20:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\*I have to poop. \*\* me too, I’m so looking forward to it. Nothing like a good poop to lift your spirits. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/49 "2003-11-26T17:27:10Z")
my brain hurts ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/50 "2003-11-26T17:44:49Z")
[quote] Nothing like a good poop to lift your spirits. [quote] And it’s often the most productive thing I do in the entire day. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/51 "2003-11-26T18:01:02Z")
Why is an orange? Because a vest has no sleeves. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/52 "2003-11-26T18:10:32Z")
A rogue pair of black thong underwear was found in the ladies room at work… ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/53 "2003-11-27T03:53:11Z")
> [@](#): > > my brain hurts [italic] duh [/italic] 🙂 😉 :wally ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/54 "2003-11-27T03:54:13Z")
Uhhhmmm… I’m sorry… that should have never made it to the board. Allthough it is pointless and mundane. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/55 "2003-11-27T03:55:30Z")
As long as it’s pointless and mundane, I think it’s okay. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![purple\_haze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@purple\_haze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purple_haze)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/56 "2003-11-27T04:23:21Z")
I just finished a Tic Tac. Today I earned $738.63. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/57 "2003-11-27T04:27:05Z")
Thanks cityboy916 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/58 "2003-11-27T04:29:17Z")
I am posting in a thread called **Mpsims**. ---
**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/59 "2003-11-27T04:31:39Z")
I painted my toenails a purdy red color…the arm of the coach is also splattered with the same pretty color. Maybe no one will notice ---
**Author:** ![DaisyFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@DaisyFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaisyFace)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/60 "2003-11-27T04:37:32Z")
I have three soda cans arranged in front of my computer montor. Two are Ginger Ale, one is Diet Pepsi. I’m only responsible for one of them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326.md?page=4)