# Mpsims **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326 "2003-11-26T04:44:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/61 "2003-11-27T04:42:26Z")
\ I’m going to head over to Cafe Society and see if anything’s going on. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/62 "2003-11-27T05:16:46Z")
I’m playing Alchemy on Yahoo! ---
**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/63 "2003-11-27T05:29:12Z")
I’m been trying to figure out what \*\*con god warf \*\* was Someone, please DUH! me ---
**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/64 "2003-11-27T05:34:00Z")
you can Duh me about that grammer too **I’ve been** ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/65 "2003-11-27T08:53:02Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m been trying to figure out what > con god warf was > > Someone, please DUH! me Now you’ve got me figuring that out! can I get I hint. Also, it’s late and I can’t fall asleep. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/66 "2003-11-27T10:29:23Z")
I’ve been Beta-testing a game for Sony Online Entertainment (Lords of Everquest), and tonight I think I finally mastered how to beat the computer in a one-on-one game… I wish they’d add a pause feature though. ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/67 "2003-11-27T10:43:28Z")
I am in the top 34% of the richest people in the UK, and the top 11% worldwide, according to [www.channel4.com/money](http://www.channel4.com/money) So why am I always skint?? ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/68 "2003-11-27T11:26:44Z")
I always read “mpsims” as “mpsisms”. I don’t know where the extra “s” comes from. It just seems to scan better. I have a habit of typing a semicolon where I should be typing an apostrophe. I think the keys should be switched on keyboards of the future. I’m thinking of changing my username. I have an itchy knee. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/69 "2003-11-27T11:36:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jennyrosity \* > \*\*I am in the top 34% of the richest people in the UK, and the top 11% worldwide, according to [www.channel4.com/money](http://www.channel4.com/money) > > So why am I always skint?? \*\* I can’t find the survey thingummy. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/70 "2003-11-27T11:41:05Z")
It’s in the funny money section jjim… I’m in the top 13% world wide… and I’m a student, makes you think. ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/71 "2003-11-27T11:42:17Z")
jjimm: Click on “Funny Money”, go to the “Rich-O-Meter”. Bada-bing, bada-boom. ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/72 "2003-11-27T11:50:41Z")
Ooh, Chavardz, that was freaky! I like having a thread in which I can most whatever pops into my head, no matter how weird or inane. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/73 "2003-11-27T11:51:51Z")
I typed this with my dong whilst standing up, I need a bandage now. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/74 "2003-11-27T11:54:44Z")
I do too… to think we have a whole forum and resorted to a single thread. By the way, it’s dawn and I haven’t slept, tommorrow’s going to be a killer of a day. [By the way, if anyone can give me suggestions about my job interview click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225746) [/shameless self plugging] ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/75 "2003-11-27T12:54:24Z")
I’ve just found hiding places for the last of my sons’ Christmas presents. Now I don’t have to worry that their dad or I might forget and open the trunk of the car when they’re watching. ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/76 "2003-11-27T13:16:29Z")
I got fudge last night and am eaing it now, but it is not as good as Ohio fair fudge. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/77 "2003-11-27T13:28:22Z")
I just changed a T-shirt in the store because it was too small. It’s a picture of Kitchener in the famous World War One [recruitment poster](http://www.lusitania.net/images/kitchener.jpg), except it actually says: **Y O U** TWAT ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/78 "2003-11-27T13:49:35Z")
I’m going to go take a shower. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/79 "2003-11-27T13:55:41Z")
Congo dwarf!!! duh! just saw her post on another thread… ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/80 "2003-11-27T14:44:41Z")
I’m just wondering what salt-water taffy tastes like and if I would like it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326.md?page=5)