# Mpsims **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326 "2003-11-26T04:44:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/81 "2003-11-27T15:28:24Z")
I’m hungry… and I have to go to the dry cleaners ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/82 "2003-11-27T15:35:43Z")
It’s bed time, but I don’t wanna sleep. ---
**Author:** ![ravage2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d07c76/32.png) [@ravage2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ravage2)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/83 "2003-11-27T15:57:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \* > \*\*It’s bed time, but I don’t wanna sleep. \*\* Same here. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/84 "2003-11-27T16:45:46Z")
Lucky you two, my bed time came and went, and now I get to spend the whole day in zombie mode. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/85 "2003-11-27T17:39:09Z")
I just read this thread. Now I’m reading my posting. Now I’m going to scroll down to “Sumit Reply” and click on it. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/86 "2003-11-27T18:27:20Z")
I bought a T-Shirt like **Jjimm** ’s in Covent Garden the other day except it says: **YOU** no not you **YOU OVER THERE** ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/87 "2003-11-27T19:40:54Z")
I’m just checking the clock every few minutes. It’s my countdown till my work-shift starts. Should i call in sick? must…fight…temptation! My sweet-tooth is talking audibly now. …must…fight…TEMPTATION! ---
**Author:** ![Blackdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Blackdragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackdragon)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/88 "2003-11-27T19:53:14Z")
I’ve started the turky celebration early. Mainly, to alleviate my hangover. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/89 "2003-11-27T21:24:22Z")
I drank way too much yesterday and feel VERY ill. ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/90 "2003-11-27T21:32:59Z")
I’ve run out of clean clothes and am currently wearing my sunbleached, ‘Help me I’m down to my last pair of undies!’ undies. Oh, and I need to shave. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/91 "2003-11-27T22:26:09Z")
I need to have a pee. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/92 "2003-11-27T22:29:35Z")
I am a removable wallet. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/93 "2003-11-27T22:37:30Z")
**wendyrules** , you can pee. Would you like fries with that? I’m going to go feed the horses. Then come home and feed the cats. Then clean the litterboxes. Then clean the stalls tomorrow morning. My life is an endless procession of feeding animals and cleaning up the results. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/94 "2003-11-27T22:38:33Z")
[quote] [quote] Nothing like a good poop to lift your spirits. > [@](#): > > And it’s often the most productive thing I do in the entire day. Richmond Crew joke! BWAHAHAHAHA! 😃 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/95 "2003-11-27T22:39:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > **wendyrules, you can pee. Would you like fries with that?** Why thankyou EddyTeddyFreddy, I will… I just did… and I feel better! Oh and no fries thanks, the seasoned salt stings like you wouldn’t believe. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/96 "2003-11-27T23:21:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jennyrosity \* > \*\*I’m just wondering what salt-water taffy tastes like and if I would like it. \*\* It’s sweet. It kinda sticks to your tongue and teeth and such, but it dissolves quickly and goes down nice. It doesn’t taste salty at all, just sweet and probably with some flavor added. I think you’d like it. [mad recommender] (Now I’m wondering if anyone else watches [adult swim] on Cartoon network, and if anyone else actually got my above comment.) ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/97 "2003-11-27T23:28:28Z")
I am going to break wind any moment …NOW!!! Did ya hear that rascal? Way to go boy…Badoooooooomfffffffftttttttssssss (peters out just here) ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/98 "2003-11-28T00:14:39Z")
Pie! BadgerBadgerBadger, mushroom Snake! [sub]hi opal![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/99 "2003-11-28T00:53:23Z")
You forgot: I burning your dog with my 1920’s style “Death Ray.” ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/100 "2003-11-28T01:40:18Z")
I just ate a bug and I’m not even hungry. Happy Skanksgiving everyone! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326.md?page=6)