# Mpsims **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326 "2003-11-26T04:44:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/101 "2003-11-28T02:07:25Z")
I’m eating chinese… I wish I lived in the US so I could eat some turkey ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/102 "2003-11-28T02:12:11Z")
And I just started the third page of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Dinaroozie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Dinaroozie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinaroozie)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/103 "2003-11-28T02:20:57Z")
If I manage to grow just a little more (ie taller), I might make it to the big two, which is also a rather good card game. Also, my hair hasn’t been cut in a year and a half, and it’s getting in my face. ~ Isaac ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/104 "2003-11-28T03:27:22Z")
I no longer have to poop. I’m eating sweet & sour chicken on Thanksgiving. I have a cold. ---
**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/105 "2003-11-28T03:27:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Innanna \* > \*\*Pie! > > BadgerBadgerBadger, mushroom If I have to watch that thing one more time, I’m eatin badger for Thanksgiving :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/106 "2003-11-28T03:32:09Z")
I invented the internet. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/107 "2003-11-28T03:41:03Z")
> [@](#): > > I have a cold. You know, if there’s one body part I could certainly do without right now, it’s my frickin’ nose. _sniff sniff sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/108 "2003-11-28T04:10:19Z")
I’m watching ER, instead of sleeping, like I should. Also, it’s been about 30 hours since my first posting in this thread, in that time, I’ve slept 3. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/109 "2003-11-28T05:41:06Z")
I just yelled at my cat for scratching me. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/110 "2003-11-28T08:25:12Z")
I have too many thread subscriptions and now I have to clean out my inbox every 2 hours. ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/111 "2003-11-28T11:19:57Z")
Burning my first VCD (“Princess Tutu” eps 4-6) ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/112 "2003-11-28T11:31:01Z")
The above post reminded of one my favourite films that I haven’t seen for years - “The Princess Bride”. ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/113 "2003-11-28T12:15:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*You forgot: > > I burning your dog with my 1920’s style “Death Ray.” \*\* Didn’t want to hog all of the fun myself 🙂 Oh, and “My hovercraft is full of eels.” Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/114 "2003-11-28T12:16:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jesleigh \* > \*\*If I have to watch that thing one more time, I’m eatin badger for Thanksgiving :rolleyes: \*\* It IS annoying, isn’t it? But I could do with some pie. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/115 "2003-11-28T14:19:13Z")
Mmmmm, badger mushroom pie. In other new, I was just attacked and eaten by a Burmese tiger. Roy sez “Hi”. ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/116 "2003-11-28T14:39:22Z")
My hairdresser says the new X-tenso smoothing treatment won’t work on my hair. Hurumph. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/117 "2003-11-28T22:45:23Z")
Howling murky ponds, full of shad, Do you want to catch a largemouth? She wanted eggs, settled for donuts, Nobody ever told her why it was so. ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/118 "2003-11-28T23:21:22Z")
I just finished eating a chewy granola bar. I think I might have gotten an individual granola stuck in the space where my filling fell out last week. I am now tonguing my molar, trying to get it out, with little success. ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/119 "2003-11-30T21:15:05Z")
I once bought a pair of shoes that were a little too small. I thought I could wear them in, but after a month or so, it was obvious that wasn’t going to happen. So I went back to the store, knowing full well that the store wasn’t going to take them back. I grabbed a brand-new pair of the same style, tried them on in the changing room, and then pulled the ol’ switcheroo! I’m a little sorry about all that. But I do love my shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/120 "2003-11-30T21:25:12Z")
There is a mouse on my desk and some cups and the chair is blue but not the monitor which is black my ear can hear things like when you plug a plug into the wall it makes a sound and an appliance turns on which can be a toaster in which we make toast which sometimes has cheese on it but not when it’s been done in a toaster because if it was all the cheese would have melted to the bottom where all the toast dust collects like dust in an office which we clean using pledge and a duster but sometimes dust is special like the dust in the book I am reading about a girl called Lyra who has a thing that looks a bit like a watch but isn’t a watch because watches tell the time and it’s time I did my work because I am here typing this and there is something on the TV which is a parody of the matrix where neo talks all serious like and there’s hover-ships like ships in the sea but they hover in the air and air is also where planes fly and in those planes people often wearing blue walk backwards and forwards with trollies from which they offer drinks and food like biscuits which are tasty depending on what they are like crinkle crunch made with butter like the butter I put on toast on which I also like to put marmite. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326.md?page=7)