# Mpsims

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 26, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326 "2003-11-26T04:44:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/141 "2003-12-02T22:04:40Z")

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I got offered a job

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**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/142 "2003-12-03T01:18:03Z")

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I have to pee **again**. I just went an hour and a half ago, and haven’t had anything to drink in the meantime.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/143 "2003-12-03T02:19:05Z")

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You are peeing what you drank many hours ago.

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**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/144 "2003-12-03T02:40:35Z")

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Is it like when someone vomit’s and they go “I don remember eating _THAT_”

Cause that’s sorta disgusting.

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/145 "2003-12-03T08:34:22Z")

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:please :pardon the ty:po in my :previos :post. I had no reason to ski:p the :preview ste:p when :posting it in the first :place.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/146 "2003-12-03T08:53:49Z")

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**cityboy916** ’s post hurt my face.

I saw a real live powwow dance today.

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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/147 "2003-12-03T09:09:22Z")

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Absolutely NOTHING even remotely exciting happened to me today ☹

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**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/148 "2003-12-03T11:23:10Z")

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They are testing the fire alarms in the halls of residences. I know this and I will still jump when it happens in my building. Stupid reflexes.

[sub]don’t know why they have to test them anyway. it’s not like the bloody things don’t go off all the bloody time anyway. humph.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/149 "2003-12-03T11:48:59Z")

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I haven’t slept at all tonight, and it’s almost time to get up.

Also, LiveJournal is cool

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**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/150 "2003-12-03T11:54:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Innanna \*  
> \*\*They are testing the fire alarms in the halls of residences. I know this and I will still jump when it happens in my building. Stupid reflexes.  
> \*\*

Update: I did.

(Wow, I think that may just be THE most pointless thing I have ever shared. Woo-hoo.)😃

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/151 "2003-12-03T12:10:37Z")

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Someone in my home town of Wakefield has been killed. ☹ After a night out her and her boyfriend flagged down with what they though was a taxi. But it drove off with only her inside. Her boyfriend found her body shortly after. How sad. ☹

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**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/152 "2003-12-03T12:26:15Z")

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That **is** sad.

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**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/153 "2003-12-03T14:42:43Z")

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;j ;j ;j  
Isn’t it biased to just have the Hasidic Jew smiley face, and not other religions?

Somebody get the ACLU on the horn. I’m holding out for a Mormon smiley with a tie and bike helmet.

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/154 "2003-12-03T16:10:37Z")

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I have a tonsil stone that won’t come loose. Pity me.

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/155 "2003-12-03T22:00:22Z")

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Sorry to hear that, **AngelicGemma**.

There was just an incident in my town in the past few days. It was on the news, somebody stole a truck and then discovered there was a kid inside. They got the kid back unharmed and the truck too. It turns out I know someone who knows the victim’s neighbor.

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**Author:** ![terd\_ferguson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@terd\_ferguson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terd_ferguson)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/156 "2003-12-03T23:35:38Z")

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The bank went ahead and added a 0 to my deposit yesterday. So that is interesting. I thought it was nice of them.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/157 "2003-12-04T06:15:28Z")

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I’ve regained a dear friend. 😉

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/158 "2003-12-04T06:20:58Z")

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I’ve made a new one 😉

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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/159 "2003-12-04T07:36:22Z")

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I’m trying to cook a roast meal for dinner, but I keep coming on here with my glass of red wine and dinner is now probably burnt to pieces! Oh well _tosses head haughtily_ … I’m not hungy anyway…

Oi! Can anyone refill my fine glass of red? 😃

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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/215326/160 "2003-12-04T07:37:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Chavardz \*  
> \*\*I’ve made a new one 😉 \*\*

_raises arm high in the air_… Pick me! Pick me! Ooooo puhhhleeze pick me! 😛

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