# Mr. Clothahump, if you will

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 31, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422 "2017-03-31T16:23:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/121 "2017-04-04T01:37:55Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> That statement is a bald-faced lie.

Oh man, Au.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/122 "2017-04-04T01:41:26Z")

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> [@Not\_Carlson](#):
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> **Clothahump** , the reason you are generally ridiculed isn’t because you’re an “outspoken conservative”.  
> Well, at least it isn’t the only reason. Some folks have other reasons for objecting to your posts.  
> For example:
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> > Originally Posted by iiandyiiii View Post  
> > How about the ethnic slur usage? Can you be open about that?

I have used the term wetback. I’m from Texas; that’s what we Texans refer to them as. I most assuredly do not subscribe to political correctness. If snowflakes get all bent out of shape and want to whine about that term being an ethnic slur, my response, as always, is: get a life. There are more important things in the world to worry about.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/123 "2017-04-04T01:45:14Z")

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Hoo boy…I had better make some popcorn.

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/124 "2017-04-04T01:47:21Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I have used the term wetback. I’m from Texas; that’s what we Texans refer to them as. I most assuredly do not subscribe to political correctness. If snowflakes get all bent out of shape and want to whine about that term being an ethnic slur, my response, as always, is: get a life. There are more important things in the world to worry about.

This is wrong. I don’t use the term “wetback” and no one I know here does either.

PS I’m not a snowflake either.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/125 "2017-04-04T02:26:09Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I have used the term wetback. I’m from Texas; that’s what we Texans refer to them as. I most assuredly do not subscribe to political correctness. If snowflakes get all bent out of shape and want to whine about that term being an ethnic slur, my response, as always, is: get a life. There are more important things in the world to worry about.

Bullshit. Anyway, brave words from a guy who would never be referred to as a ‘wetback’, but would certainly fit the label ‘cracker’, if one was so inclined, which I am not. 😃

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/126 "2017-04-04T02:30:40Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Hoo boy…I had better make some popcorn.

Have you got a turtle shell to put it in?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/127 "2017-04-04T02:31:48Z")

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A man who calls other people ‘snowflakes’ maintains a large ignore list.

That’s a special level of buffoonery.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/128 "2017-04-04T02:45:36Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I have used the term wetback. I’m from Texas; that’s what we Texans refer to them as. I most assuredly do not subscribe to political correctness. If snowflakes get all bent out of shape and want to whine about that term being an ethnic slur, my response, as always, is: get a life. There are more important things in the world to worry about.

Intresting.

I’ve never been to Texas. I wonder if you can tell me how you refer to blacks, jews and homosexuals.

Just so if I’m ever passing through, I don’t look too much like a tourist.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/129 "2017-04-04T02:53:43Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I have used the term wetback. I’m from Texas; that’s what we Texans refer to them as. I most assuredly do not subscribe to political correctness. If snowflakes get all bent out of shape and want to whine about that term being an ethnic slur, my response, as always, is: get a life. There are more important things in the world to worry about.

Are you like this around your students or do you pre-screen 'em for redneckery?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/130 "2017-04-04T03:41:01Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I’m not putting people on ignore because they disagree with me. I’m putting them on ignore because they are assholes.

Yet you only ignore those who disagree with you. How convenient.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/131 "2017-04-04T03:46:02Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Yet you only ignore those who disagree with you. How convenient.

Yeah, well, to be fair, persons who disagree with him seem to outnumber persons who agree by about 200 to one.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/132 "2017-04-04T03:52:17Z")

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Maybe if he weren’t trying to spread so much bullshit he’d not get as much tossed back in his face.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/133 "2017-04-04T03:55:21Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I have used the term wetback. I’m from Texas; that’s what we Texans refer to them as. I most assuredly do not subscribe to political correctness. If snowflakes get all bent out of shape and want to whine about that term being an ethnic slur, my response, as always, is: get a life. There are more important things in the world to worry about.

So you wouldn’t mind if, say, someone printed these posts out and mailed them to various parents of students at your dojo? “HURR DURR I USE RACIST SLURS. GET OVER IT LIBTARDS”. I think you’d mind quite a lot. Because this shit ain’t okay in polite society, because being a racist shitbag is generally frowned upon. I think you know that. Talk about a keyboard warrior, huh? Go ahead, call your mexican students “wetback”, see how long that goes well for you.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/134 "2017-04-04T03:59:08Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> So you wouldn’t mind if, say, someone printed these posts out and mailed them to various parents of students at your dojo? “HURR DURR I USE RACIST SLURS. GET OVER IT LIBTARDS”. I think you’d mind quite a lot. Because this shit ain’t okay in polite society, because being a racist shitbag is generally frowned upon. I think you know that. Talk about a keyboard warrior, huh? Go ahead, call your mexican students “wetback”, see how long that goes well for you.

Perhaps there’s a sign on the door. You know, one that says “WHITES ONLY”.

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**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/135 "2017-04-04T08:12:15Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I have used the term wetback. I’m from Texas; that’s what we Texans refer to them as. I most assuredly do not subscribe to political correctness. If snowflakes get all bent out of shape and want to whine about that term being an ethnic slur, my response, as always, is: get a life. There are more important things in the world to worry about.

Yosemite Sam is a proud racist bigot, who thinks simply being a civilized person and not using the ugly slurs is “PC” - it is such a surprise.

It is also funny he calls the people criticizing him ‘snowflakes’ when he runs and hides from any of the criticism and can only respond with the usual Yosemite Sam stuttering of fuck off…

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/136 "2017-04-04T08:40:33Z")

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You’re pitting Clothahump?

That’s like pitting Ernst Stavro Blofeld, or - perhaps more fittingly - Dr Evil.

It’s worse than pointless; it’s passé, it’s clichéd, it’s like hissing and booing at the villain in a comedy melodrama _and meaning it_.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/137 "2017-04-04T09:37:53Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I have used the term wetback. I’m from Texas; that’s what we Texans refer to them as. I most assuredly do not subscribe to political correctness. If snowflakes get all bent out of shape and want to whine about that term being an ethnic slur, my response, as always, is: get a life. There are more important things in the world to worry about.

Do you similarly think that anyone criticizing someone for using “nigger” or “kike” is “whining”, a “snowflake”, and should “get a life”?

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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/138 "2017-04-04T11:18:41Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I have used the term wetback. I’m from Texas; that’s what we Texans refer to them as. I most assuredly do not subscribe to political correctness. If snowflakes get all bent out of shape and want to whine about that term being an ethnic slur, my response, as always, is: get a life. There are more important things in the world to worry about.

Yes, there are more important things to worry about. There always are.  
There are more important things to do than argue with Dishonest Liberal Bullies in a Liberal Echo Chamber™.

Your choice of language may seem a trifling thing to you, but to people who are not you, those ethnic slurs are hurtful, socially damaging, stigmatizing, and offensive. And it costs you nothing to mend your offensive language.

As to the “get a life” response: For some people “wetback” or “nigger” or “kike” may just be a deeply hurtful denigration of their life and what they or their loved ones have struggled through in their effort to get a better life.  
I know you can understand this if you care to, because you understand how damaging and unfair bullying is. (I say this NOT sarcastically.)  
It’s not a matter of being “PC”, it’s a matter of being respectful.

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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/139 "2017-04-04T11:25:49Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Intresting.
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> I’ve never been to Texas. I wonder if you can tell me how you refer to blacks, jews and homosexuals.
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> Just so if I’m ever passing through, I don’t look too much like a tourist.

Wait; you’re a black Jewish homosexual!?  
🙂

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**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-clothahump-if-you-will/783422/140 "2017-04-04T13:03:41Z")

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My joining date is quite recent, but I’ve lurked here for years, so I have noticed this guy Clothahump many, many times. And not in a good way. So here’s my take. ( Sorry for the TL;DR-ish post, got to say everything here, 'cause he blocks me after this. )

He’s on of the bitterest people I’ve encountered. I think he’s been ( like we all ) very hopeful of his futute when young, but things haven’t gone as he expected. And the conservative way of thinking is that everyone is shaping their own fate ( and luck or other people have nothing to do with it ).  
So who’s to blame? Himself? Never, it always must be somebody else. The job he lost, the girl he lost, the deal, whatever… all caused by envy, jealousy, nepotism etc. of other people.  
And because he so charismatic and smart, those attacks have to be masked as ideological at the beginning.

He stays here because he needs you to berate and mock him. He needs to feel he’s under attack and that people are sabotaging his life. 'Cause the other option would be admitting that he is a loser. And that is a thing he will never admit. So he fills his world with enemies and puts up a heroic fight in his mind. He desperately wants to be seen as a hard fighting tough guy by others - even that martial art school speaks for that.  
It’s actually quite sad to think if he really hates so much the the way his life has turned into.

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