# Mr. Corrado... a word please? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540 "2000-10-19T15:23:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/1 "2000-10-19T15:23:46Z")
I think you are being pranked here by a number of members, call it an initiation if you will. You know the threads I speak of. You’ve got the lock down feature down pat so they can stop. Funny joke on John … ha ha ha … Oh yes, we musn’t forget the obligatory sucking up to the Mod. You are doing a great job, in the history of the SDMB there has never been a more fair or well respected moderator. You have a nicely shaped head too. Was that good? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/2 "2000-10-19T15:39:06Z")
You gave John Corrado head? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/3 "2000-10-19T19:29:38Z")
Oh Feynn. Would you please stop giving John Corrado head? You know what it does to your arthritis. And remember what happened the last time? I still don’t have the stains out of the furniture, and the pets are still a little skittish. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/4 "2000-10-19T22:32:28Z")
Why oh why did I open this thread ? I will be running away now, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/5 "2000-10-19T23:24:57Z")
Sometimes you can read too much ::flees:: ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/6 "2000-10-20T00:07:51Z")
> [@](#): > > You gave John Corrado head? You think that’s bad… you’ll never guess what _I_ did to him. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/7 "2000-10-20T01:51:27Z")
Lemme guess, does it involve a certain F-word or an S-word… ewwwww, or howabout an M-word? ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/8 "2000-10-20T04:22:39Z")
I slept with him… * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Six months, one week, four days, 2 hours, 23 minutes and 30 seconds. 7763 cigarettes not smoked, saving $970.50. Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes. **I slept with a REPUBLICAN moderator!** \* ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/9 "2000-10-20T04:42:15Z")
Is that why y’all were so late to brunch in Norfolk, Satan? _flees_ ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/10 "2000-10-20T05:26:33Z")
Lola is going to get such a spanking… ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/11 "2000-10-20T06:50:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > \*\*You gave John Corrado head? :eek: > \*\* Um, since Feynn just said: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > \*\*You have a nicely shaped head too. > \*\* Doesn’t that imply that it’s the other way around?? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-corrado-a-word-please/37540/12 "2000-10-20T16:55:30Z")
I’m thinking that some people just aren’t getting any based on their obsession with the subject… And where has John gotten to? He’s probably busy administering some spankings of his own… he mentioned something about his GF coming back the other day so I might be a little distracted if I was in his situation too. John’s a Republican? Is that a good thing?