# Mr. Cynical Profiles Your Evil Twin... Step Right Up! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 7, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815 "2001-01-07T04:59:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/21 "2001-01-07T10:40:00Z")
Go ahead, bro- do your worst! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/22 "2001-01-07T11:36:42Z")
So this is some sort of revenge for Mr. Cynical’s recipe thing?? Well, Zenster did a great job on my recipe, I expect no less from you, Cyn. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/23 "2001-01-07T14:55:49Z")
This should be interesting, if nothing else, hit me with an evil twin, Mr. C. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/24 "2001-01-07T15:15:58Z")
I could use an evil twin. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/25 "2001-01-07T16:14:35Z")
I’m in for this one. ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/26 "2001-01-07T16:29:56Z")
But I would like Mr. Cynical’s evil twin to do mine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/27 "2001-01-07T17:28:39Z")
But I wanted snake proof pants! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/28 "2001-01-07T18:02:29Z")
**oldscratch** : Game, indeed. Your evil twin is known in the greater New York area as a staunch conservative, with no liberal tendencies whatsoever. He holds stock in the company that produces Depends undergarments, figuring that his own purchases will boost the stock. He likes cheap wine, and always snifs the screw-cap to ensure freshness. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/29 "2001-01-07T18:19:47Z")
I always suspected I had an evil twin! I kept telling people that wasn’t _me_ working at the strip bar, but they never once believed me! Curse that trollop. Profile her for me, babe, so I can find her! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/30 "2001-01-07T18:33:06Z")
Well, okay, profile my evil twin. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/31 "2001-01-07T21:35:02Z")
I would adore an evil twin. 🙂 Wow Silvefire: I’m in your sig line!! Yay! I was hoping I’d show up there someday. ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/32 "2001-01-07T22:13:30Z")
I would love to learn more about my long lost evil twin. I always knew Mom loved her best! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/33 "2001-01-07T23:31:57Z")
I’ll play. ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/34 "2001-01-07T23:32:43Z")
I’m thinking Mr. Cynical has his work cut out for him here! Lots of long-lost evil twins, apparently… I know my doppelgageress is a slut. Because I would never do that stuff 😃 Haven’t seen her in about a week though. Hey, Mr. Cynical…where is she?! ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/35 "2001-01-07T23:42:23Z")
Alright Cyn, I’m such a sweet innocent little girl that I couldn’t possibly write all these icky things about sex on the board now could I? _givs him a sweet little smile_ Now why don’t you profile my evil twin so I know to watch out for her? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/36 "2001-01-07T23:54:12Z")
I’m a creative, horror-phile, Monkee loving, antisocial little scamp. Well trollop to be precise. What’s my evil twin like? ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/37 "2001-01-08T00:07:36Z")
Does **Zenster** get an evil twin, or is he one (look at all these delightfully evil threads he starts)? I would like an evil twin also. I have several tasks already waiting for her. ----:p/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/38 "2001-01-08T00:53:42Z")
I’m in line, Mr. C! ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/39 "2001-01-08T01:06:23Z")
Truly, that was great. This spring, we’re going to have to hang out more. You know, get nice and liquored and look at all the hot women we would love to molest but can’t, and proceed to describe how it would go, if only. Lex: Wow, man. Look at her, that ass, I just wanna pour BBQ sauce on it and \ Mr. C: Yeah. I wanna lick her. Lex: Good call. What about her? Mr. C: Ooh, I would love her to ruin my life… Lex: Uh-huh. I would do things to her that are illegal in most states. \ \ Mr. C: Hello? Hello? \ It must be you, dude. Lex: Yo. \ Yes, baby. I’ll be right over. No, honey, I’m not ogling women. Of course I love you. You’re NOT fat. No, no, no. I was on my way out, I swear. Okay. Bye. \ Dude, I gotta leave. Mr. C: Haw-haw! You pussy whipped pathetic- \. Hello? Yes, baby. I’ll be right over. No, honey, I’m not ogling women. Of course I love you. You’re NOT fat. No, no, no. I was on my way out, I swear. Okay. Bye. \ Dude, I gotta leave, too. I can’t wait, that will be cool. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/40 "2001-01-08T01:26:12Z")
Damnit! I didn’t mean to post here TWICE asking. My evil twin must have posted one of those times, yeah, that’s it. But really, now you can see how eager I am, can’t you? Well…can’t you? ::sighs and shuffles to the back of the line:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815.md?page=3)