# Mr. Cynical Profiles Your Evil Twin... Step Right Up! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 7, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815 "2001-01-07T04:59:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/41 "2001-01-08T01:31:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spider Woman \* > \*\*Does **Zenster** get an evil twin, or is he one (look at all these delightfully evil threads he starts)?.. > > ----:p/ > ----///\\ \*\* **Mwahahahahahah!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/42 "2001-01-08T03:10:45Z")
Okay **Mr. C.** Even though I didn’t beleagure **Zenster** for a recipe to be named after me, (is there still time?) this sounds too delicious to pass up. Lay it on me (in a nice way, of course). ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/43 "2001-01-08T04:45:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bumbazine \* > \*\*Okay **Mr. C.** Even though I didn’t beleaguer **Zenster** for a recipe to be named after me, (is there still time?) this sounds too delicious to pass up. Lay it on me (in a nice way, of course). \*\* [intermediate hijack] [sub] (D@mn! He’s hijacking his own threads! What effing next?) [/sub]Mister **B**.! You are so welcome to [beleaguer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1033275#post1033275) me! Please feel free to ask for a new and special type of recipe, any cuisine or course, your choice. [/intermediate hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/44 "2001-01-08T13:00:43Z")
May I have an evil twin, please? I need someone to share the blame with. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/45 "2001-01-08T13:36:08Z")
Please tell me who my evil twin is, since I am always getting the blame for his\*/her actions! (I would never do the things he/she has been accused of\*\*! \*[sub] Hey, could be fraternal, or could have had a sex-change operation or anything.[/sub] \*\*[sub] Not that I haven’t consered some of them…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/46 "2001-01-08T14:10:36Z")
Hey Mr. C. Hook me up. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/47 "2001-01-08T14:20:29Z")
Hit me with your best shot! ---
**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/48 "2001-01-08T14:22:25Z")
I want one! I want one! (Not to be left out) I need someone to help me out with my… plans… They’re sketchy t best, what with me being all sweetness and light and whatnot… \ ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/49 "2001-01-08T15:55:09Z")
Hmmm…the evil twin of Balance. What could he be like? I’m sure _he’s_ getting to do all the fun stuff, whereas those “Naughty or Nice” tests all seem to hit glitches in their halo-detectors when I come into range. Mr. Cyn, help me find the little $#!\*, so I can show him what he missed by skipping those arnis classes. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/50 "2001-01-08T17:31:06Z")
My God! What would the evil twin of Sunshine be like? I shudder to think…maybe we shouldn’t go there. (Or should we? Perhaps my evil twin would turn out to actually be _nice_ and what would that make me?!!) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/51 "2001-01-08T17:53:30Z")
Sorry folks, had my PC die on me over the weekend. The new one is being built right now, and I should be able to make some serious headway on this tonight! ---
**Author:** ![jay-c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@jay-c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jay-c)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/52 "2001-01-08T18:04:20Z")
Um, I think that _I_ am the evil twin. Could you profile my good half? ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/53 "2001-01-08T18:43:33Z")
Could I have one, too, please? Sir? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/54 "2001-01-08T20:58:06Z")
**Mr. C** , do me; do me _now_. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/55 "2001-01-08T22:18:15Z")
Me too, please! ---
**Author:** ![caircair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@caircair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caircair)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/56 "2001-01-09T00:37:34Z")
The husband and I had QUITE the discussion on “Does everybody have a twin somewhere in the world?” My contention is YES, his is NO. Please, I beseech you, I beg, I snivel, I grovel at your feet, O All-Cynical One, PLEASE give me the profile of my evil twin so I may have evidence to prove my husband incorrect (on this question, at least!) ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/57 "2001-01-09T02:56:00Z")
One of me is enough; An evil twin? I shudder to think of the carnage… But what the hell. Do me anyway. ---
**Author:** ![LifeWillFall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@LifeWillFall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeWillFall)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/58 "2001-01-09T03:22:42Z")
I would like to sign up too. TIA ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/59 "2001-01-09T22:17:49Z")
**Mr. Cynical’s Patient List** [list=1][li]Elusive Miser (done)[/li] [li]AngelD112 (done)[/li] [li]Lexicon (done)[/li] [li]oldscratch (done)[/li] [li]Jophiel[/li] [li]ssskuggiii[/li] [li]Broken Doll[/li] [li]SeaDiver[/li] [li]Medea’s Child[/li] [li]Narile[/li] [li]yosemitebabe[/li] [li]evilbeth[/li] [li]Corvus[/li] [li]silent\_rob[/li] [li]Valerieblaise[/li] [li]Danielinthewolvesden[/li] [li]betenoir[/li] [li]Mauvaise[/li] [li]Purd Werfect[/li] [li]Kat[/li] [li]Carina42[/li] [li]Arden Ranger[/li] [li]Silver Fire[/li] [li]Zoggie[/li] [li]Mama Hen[/li] [li]Welfy[/li] [li]Fairy Princess Kitty[/li] [li]Spider Woman[/li] [li]Monster104[/li] [li]Bumbazine[/li] [li]cazzle[/li] [li]screech-owl[/li] [li]Trion[/li] [li]soulsling[/li] [li]Deiket[/li] [li]Balance[/li][sup]END OF PAGE 1[/sup] [li]jay-c[/li] [li]C3[/li] [li]porcupine[/li] [li]Dolores Claiborne[/li] [li]caircair[/li] [li]Mnementh[/li] [li]LifeWillFall[/li] [/list=1] ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/60 "2001-01-10T02:00:03Z")
Done 4 out of 43. This thread could be around a while… Maybe I could help out on the side. Of course, since I dont know anything about most of you, mine would be something like “Your evil twin is… um… bigger than a breadbox, yet smaller than a city bus… Has skin and hair, which is a colour of some kind… and… he/she/it has a personality. Or something”. I’m less skilled in this area. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815.md?page=4)