# Mr. Cynical Profiles Your Evil Twin... Step Right Up! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 7, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815 "2001-01-07T04:59:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/101 "2001-01-16T22:11:21Z")
So, wait - my evil twin is basically JUST LIKE ME? That’s so disturbing. Since I’m in New York right now, maybe I should figure out where Schenectady is and see if I can find her. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/102 "2001-01-16T22:19:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > \*\*I will be a gentleman- and give up my place to anniz- as I have enjoyed her postings & etc. > \*\* Thanks **Danielinthewolvesden** , you’re a sweetie,🙂 but I think **Mr.Cynical** missed that. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/103 "2001-01-20T03:56:22Z")
Hehe. Spiders are cool. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/104 "2001-01-20T19:57:30Z")
Damn, guess I better quit forgetting this one! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/105 "2001-01-21T01:26:05Z")
Oh yes. At least, until you get finished with Silverfire and me. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/106 "2001-01-21T01:32:59Z")
Mr. Cynical, I’m _dying_ for you to do me. On so many levels. 😉 Profiling my evil twin would be a good start though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/107 "2001-01-24T16:26:20Z")
This is my humble request for Mr. Cynical to do me, and soon. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/108 "2001-01-24T16:32:50Z")
Oh, why not… 😉 Hook me up! Mr. Cynical. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/109 "2001-01-24T17:40:03Z")
**benenoir** : Your evil twin is a mad doctor. A proctologist. A mad proctologist. Patients walk funny after leaving the office, that much is for sure. Your twin owns the Blue Oyster Bar frequently shown in the Police Academy movies, but it’s not really THAT kind of bar. It’s an on-premises swinger’s club. For proctologists only. Entrance fees are determined my middle finger circumference. There is no hand-washing allowed. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/110 "2001-01-24T17:54:34Z")
Someone post a new list for me, I’m a busy man! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/111 "2001-01-24T18:24:33Z")
Mauvaise Purd Werfect Kat Carina42 Arden Ranger Silver Fire Zoggie Mama Hen Welfy Fairy Princess Kitty Spider Woman Monster104 Bumbazine cazzle screech-owl Trion soulsling Deiket Balance jay-c C3 porcupine Dolores Claiborne caircair Mnementh LifeWillFall Nymysys KKBattousai spooje ladybug Poysyn SterlingNorth magdalene WickedAngel Ayesha Anniz Pipeliner Dr\_Paprika DRY IJGrieve Bear\_Nenno Sue Duhnym BunnyGirl vanilla Silo There you go, Mr. Cynical. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/112 "2001-01-24T18:54:19Z")
_bump_ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/113 "2001-01-24T18:55:15Z")
[sexy siren voice] **Mr. Cynical** , will you do me, please?[/sexy siren] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/114 "2001-01-24T19:06:09Z")
**Mauvaise** : Your evil twin lives in Villach, Austria. She lives a life of luxury, with the vast majority of wealth coming from her “latex business”. She, with the help of a bevy of beauties of questionable moral standing, have cornered the international market on Ultra Realistic sex toys, molded from her own genitalia. The moral dilemma posed to her by this business is twofold. Firstly, should she continue running her smut factory under the guise of a nunnery, and secondly, should she include batteries to operate the vibrating vagina? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/115 "2001-02-12T07:48:57Z")
Oops, did I just hit “Submit Reply”? ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/116 "2001-02-12T08:13:42Z")
I know it’ll take awhile but I’d like my name to be added to this list as well. \ ---
**Author:** ![Skarecrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Skarecrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skarecrow)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/117 "2001-02-12T09:42:52Z")
I have an evil twin? do tell. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/118 "2001-02-13T18:15:33Z")
Hello??? Do the rest of us mean so little to you that you can just blow us off like that? And to think I thought you were my **friend**. I guess I know now how incredibly wrong I was about that. You big meanie! 😃 Get off your ass and profile my Evil Twin, would ya? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/119 "2001-02-13T19:42:02Z")
::little voice:: [sub]Ditto![/sub] Please? ---
**Author:** ![Wozzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@Wozzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wozzo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815/120 "2001-02-14T00:54:28Z")
This is really weird. About an hour ago, I was on MPSIMS asking whether pricciar is my evil twin. (It’s in a thread about getting a taxonomic name from Doobieous.) I hadn’t seen this thread before. Therefore, in the spirit of synchronocity, I MUST ask about my evil twin. \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynical-profiles-your-evil-twin-step-right-up/48815.md?page=7)