# Mr Cynical's 200th Post Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215 "2000-10-25T03:33:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![anomaly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@anomaly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomaly)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/21 "2000-10-25T16:06:16Z")
And why should I care if it’s 200 or 2000? Like I’ll ever reach 20 HA!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/22 "2000-10-25T16:44:58Z")
A truly notable accomplishment. Mr. C has enriched us with 2000 posts, each one infused with grace, wit, and intelligence. Each a veritable… ::snort:: Shit, I can’t keep this up. Weed out the ones that mention sex, beer, and goats, and whaddaya got? Like, a dozen meaningful thoughts? Oh, hell…that still puts him a dozen ahead of me. Happy 2000, ya big lug. Keep 'em coming.:)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/23 "2000-10-25T19:15:43Z")
OKKay, congratulations to you, Mr. Cynical. And may you gain many more Ks. -----🙂 —////\\ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/24 "2000-10-26T10:13:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*DRY, thanks so much, now, how about a quote to regale me? > \*\* This is the best cynical one I could come up with on short notice: “What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us.” –Hamlet, Act 3, Scene i I left out the “get thee to a nunnery” reference, which is part of that same speech, as being a far cry from either of our preferences. 😉 By the way, I really loved your post in this thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43369](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43369) My compliments to you! Someone said you were an ex-college or professional football kicking prospect. Is this true? Please share this with us! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/25 "2000-10-26T14:27:05Z")
Very true. Before “The Accident”, I could regularly pull off punts averaging 60 yards from line of scrimage. And, to boot, I was pretty damn accurate with the placement, too. But, alas, after being rear-ended at a red light by a lady doing about 45, I can no longer get my leg up as far as before, limiting me at 45-50 yards. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/26 "2000-10-26T14:54:55Z")
Well…a post party. How 'bout that? Does this mean free drinks? Don’t mind if I do! Oh yeah…and congrats Mr. C. Although I’m sure your cynicism would frown at this type of spontaneous celebration…ummm, except for Lady Godiva over there on the couch! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/27 "2000-10-26T16:51:40Z")
Congratulations, Mr. Cynical! You DO know what they did to the guy who was caught “peeping” at Lady Godiva, don’t you? 🙂 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/28 "2000-10-26T17:57:35Z")
I’ll add my congrats in a shameless attempt both at boosting post count and obligating each and every one of you to notice when I reach 2000. ---
**Author:** ![annalamerino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@annalamerino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annalamerino)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/29 "2000-10-26T20:02:12Z")
If you’re really that cynical, did you worry this thread title wasn’t typo and you had reverted to 200 posts? (That’s \*my \* excuse, and I’m sticking with it 😃 ) Have a good time, but just don’t try to put 2k candles on the cake! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/30 "2000-10-26T20:06:21Z")
Nah, I just took it to another level, and started a 300th post party for Democritus 😃 ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/31 "2000-10-27T00:55:33Z")
::tosses a can of room deodorizer to iampunha:: Happy 2K, Mr C! Let’s see, you got here about 20 days before me yet have about 4 times the number of posts… those were 20 VERY BUSY days. ::gives Mr C a big liplock and a tall cold one:: ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215/32 "2000-10-27T02:04:59Z")
Congrats to our “official” male slut, from your runner-up. It takes quite a man to 'outslut" me. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-cynicals-200th-post-party/38215.md?page=1)