# Mr. & Mrs. Hitler

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mrs-hitler/722381>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 12, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mrs-hitler/722381 "2015-06-12T19:48:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mrs-hitler/722381/21 "2015-06-13T14:02:15Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> “Why should\* I \*change my name? He’s the one who sucks.”

Maybe changing your name will cure your narcolepsy. 🙂

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**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mrs-hitler/722381/22 "2015-06-13T16:27:18Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> Can we at least \*pronounce \*it differently? “Height-ler”, perhaps?

I work with someone whose last name is _Slutz_, “rhymes” with _boots_.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mrs-hitler/722381/23 "2015-06-13T16:59:31Z")

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Perhaps someone who speaks German can tell us what Hershiser as in Orel Hershiser means? 😛

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mrs-hitler/722381/24 "2015-06-13T17:47:37Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Why not? Names are unimportant anyway.

I disagree; speaking as a Jew, I imagine people asking why I didn’t stop by the bar last night – prompting my reply of _sorry, I was busy screwing Hitler up the ass._

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