# Mr Mubarak, come to America, we love you.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mubarak-come-to-america-we-love-you/569626>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 31, 2011, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mubarak-come-to-america-we-love-you/569626 "2011-01-31T09:32:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mubarak-come-to-america-we-love-you/569626/21 "2011-01-31T20:30:09Z")

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Personally, I would go for the independent…Imotep.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mubarak-come-to-america-we-love-you/569626/22 "2011-01-31T20:36:46Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> Personally, I would go for the independent…Imotep.

And the new religion to go along with him:

“Ra is the Sun God!  
Ra is the Fun God!  
Ra! Ra! Ra!”

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mubarak-come-to-america-we-love-you/569626/23 "2011-02-01T03:46:37Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> The Barack goes Mu.

Sometimes I wish posts had “Like” buttons.

Largely unrelated by something I heard today: “Did you know that Mubarak’s firstborn grandson died? Try telling me _that’s_ coincidental.” (Plagues sometimes skip a generation; it is true if you’re wondering, but this was 2 years ago and the grandson had been sick since early childhood and to my knowledge it didn’t coincide with Mubarak letting the Jews leave Egypt to make a Charlton Heston movie.)

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-mubarak-come-to-america-we-love-you/569626/24 "2011-02-01T19:39:03Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> I’m putting this in the Pit because I expect to be mocked.

Since no one has done it yet and the OP is expecting it, I MOCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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