# Mr. President, we must not allow a grain silo gap!

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This morning our local NPR station aired a discussion about Burger King’s Incredible Whopper and other beef substitutes. The highlight was their agricultural environmental scientist expert who sounded exactly like Dr. Strangelove.

> [@Maybe not verbatim but pretty damn close](#):
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> “Und vhen ve conzider ze proooooooocess by which ze cow turns ze indigessssstible cellulose into proooootein, it eez in my opinnnnion MIRACULOUS.”

Mein Fuhrer, thank God I’m a country boy!