# Mr Quatro's "Things God Told Me" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 2, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067 "2018-02-02T21:21:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/101 "2020-03-28T17:03:35Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > p.s. Thanks for that. I was overdue for a good laugh. 😃 It’s all part of the service. No charge. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/102 "2020-03-28T17:48:37Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > It’s all part of the service. No charge. Exodus 19:21 And the LORD said unto Moses, Go down, charge the people, lest they break through unto the LORD to gaze, and many of them perish. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/103 "2020-03-28T18:05:57Z")
I don’t think The Lord was shilling for American Express. And if he was, he should have gotten a better endorsement deal. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/104 "2020-03-28T19:17:06Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Mr. Q was already medieval with his attitudes in that thread… has he always been a Pervy Uncle Irvy here? I have not been a close follower of his prophecies and pontifications, but AFAIK this is just the same abject ignorance venturing into new territory. I assume that as a prophet in the style of the Old Testament he believes he has special dispensation to be a misogynistic asshole. He has already pontificated that gays will burn in hell and that sex is evil, so now on to misogyny and the prurient curiosity of a ten-year-old, which appears to be about his mental age. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/105 "2020-03-28T19:40:06Z")
Oddly enough, my wife has a religious fanatic cousin whose nickname is Quatro. He’s a preacher in Arkansas and has written some books on his religious views. I haven’t seen him since his grandmother’s funeral. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/106 "2020-03-28T20:54:28Z")
It Quatro a common nickname? Like King George IV, to his friends? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/107 "2020-03-28T21:40:51Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I thought there were laws against propheteering in times like these. Ouch. Bad pun. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/108 "2020-03-28T21:46:58Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Christ, what an asshole. I also think He’s overrated, but how do you feel about the subject of this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/109 "2020-03-28T23:31:02Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Christ, what an asshole. > [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > That’s just what the moneylenders said. > [@QuickSilver](#): > > Bastard. No, I think that was Joseph’s line. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/110 "2020-03-29T00:03:01Z")
Goodness, I had forgotten about Senior Four. Those were some hilarious reads. I truly cannot tell if he’s parodying or the real thing. I hope I’m that entertaining when I’m stoned while senile. Thing is though, he’s not worth castigating when he says something politically incorrect. It’s so insignificant compared to his overall lunacy. It’s like being shocked that Grandpa would yell “Obama is the Antichrist” while a length of soiled toilet paper trails out his pants. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/111 "2020-03-29T00:23:40Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > It Quatro a common nickname? Like King George IV, to his friends? My wife’s cousin is indeed called Quatro because he is the fourth of his name. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/112 "2020-03-29T01:58:21Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Thing is though, he’s not worth castigating when he says something politically incorrect. It’s so insignificant compared to his overall lunacy. It’s like being shocked that Grandpa would yell “Obama is the Antichrist” while a length of soiled toilet paper trails out his pants. Yes, his latest thread was closed because of “tell me about your boobies”, but note his response to me: Two years ago God told him that Trump will be re-elected and turn the office over Pence, and Biden will lose because some Deep Dark secret about Obama will be revealed. ---
**Author:** ![Slight\_Off\_Hand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@Slight\_Off\_Hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slight_Off_Hand)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/113 "2020-03-29T03:06:00Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > My wife’s cousin is indeed called Quatro because he is the fourth of his name. He’s the fourth named Quatro? How bizarre!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/114 "2020-03-29T03:41:04Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Ouch. Bad pun. Kind of you to say so. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/115 "2020-03-29T14:45:44Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Yes, his latest thread was closed because of “tell me about your boobies”, but note his response to me: Two years ago God told him that Trump will be re-elected and turn the office over Pence, and Biden will lose because some Deep Dark secret about Obama will be revealed. Proves my point. Political Incorrectness \<\<\<\<\< Overall Bugfuck Insanity ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/116 "2020-03-29T14:57:55Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Yes, his latest thread was closed because of “tell me about your boobies”, but note his response to me: Two years ago God told him that Trump will be re-elected and turn the office over Pence, and Biden will lose because some Deep Dark secret about Obama will be revealed. There’s a vicious rumor that his mother was impregnated by a black man. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/117 "2020-03-29T23:12:34Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Proves my point. Political Incorrectness \<\<\<\<\< Overall Bugfuck Insanity His last thread was closed not because of “political incorrectness”, but because this board is trying hard to fight misogyny, and the prurient questions of a ten-year-old, or some fucking religious nutcase with a similar mental age – undermines that goal. Otherwise, within reason, he can rant about the voices he’s hearing from God all he wants. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/118 "2020-03-30T00:03:18Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > His last thread was closed not because of “political incorrectness”, but because this board is trying hard to fight misogyny, and the prurient questions of a ten-year-old, or some fucking religious nutcase with a similar mental age – undermines that goal. Otherwise, within reason, he can rant about the voices he’s hearing from God all he wants. Imo, he should have been banned due to that thread, not just warned. It was sick and creepy, and he doubled down when challenged. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/119 "2020-03-30T00:04:35Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > There’s a vicious rumor that his mother was impregnated by a black man. (shrug) We already dealt with that under Warren G. Harding. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/120 "2020-11-07T17:47:32Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Yes, his latest thread was closed because of “tell me about your boobies”, but note his response to me: Two years ago God told him that Trump will be re-elected and turn the office over Pence, and Biden will lose because some Deep Dark secret about Obama will be revealed. Mr. Quatro seems to have quietly flounced after his last thread was closed, but I do so hope that he is alive and well and confused as hell. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067.md?page=7)