# Mr Quatro's "Things God Told Me" thread

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 2, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067 "2018-02-02T21:21:58Z")
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### Author: ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2018, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/19 "2018-02-03T00:35:47Z")

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I had a look at some of his _oeuvre_. I’m afraid that much of it raises more questions than it answers …

> [@Could it be possible that homosexuals are really athesist](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-it-be-possible-that-homosexuals-are-really-athesist/660225/1):
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> **Could it be possible that homosexuals are really athesist**  
> because there are no holes in my bible that this practice is sinfully wrong.

I’m not clear on the difference between “sinfully wrong” and “sinfully right”. I bet there are a lot of horny dudes and dudettes who believe that their particular carnal practices are “sinfully right”. Do you burn in hell for that, too? Actually there’s a grocery store here that advertises chocolate chip cookies as “sinfully rich”, which I think is sorta the same thing as “sinfully right”. It would a shame if they sent you to hell for that.

And I totally don’t get it about holes in your Bible. What would those holes be for? Given the rest of your screed, it sounds vaguely obscene.

> [@Could it be possible that homosexuals are really athesist](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-it-be-possible-that-homosexuals-are-really-athesist/660225/1):
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> If you knew beyond a doubt that you would pay for your sins in hell …
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> wouldn’t you want to repent?

Wait… repenting under duress, just to get on God’s good side for personal gain, actually works?

> [@Could it be possible that homosexuals are really athesist](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-it-be-possible-that-homosexuals-are-really-athesist/660225/1):
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> follow Jesus and not the flesh of your desires.

I dunno about that. I was picking up stuff for dinner yesterday and the flesh of my desire that caught my eye was a nicely marbled five-pound prime rib roast, which I desired quite a lot so I got it, and it turned out great.

> [@What's next recreational sex?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next-recreational-sex/772574/1):
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> I see a day when men and women will be auctioned off like they do animals today, for an hour or a day or a night.  
> Does this sound like a society you could live in?

Auctions, eh? I thought they did all that today, but with price lists. I’m all for a more open free market where prices are more responsive to demand.

> [@Could it be possible that homosexuals are really athesist](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-it-be-possible-that-homosexuals-are-really-athesist/660225/1):
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> I would move to the last country that allows this.

It’s wise not to be an early adopter of these things, but I don’t know why you’d wait until the very last one had it. Let five or six countries sort it out, and once the auction systems are all running smoothly, move to any of them. I’m sure it will be fine.

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