# Mr Quatro's "Things God Told Me" thread

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 2, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067 "2018-02-02T21:21:58Z")
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#### Post date: [June 9, 2018, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-quatros-things-god-told-me-thread/808067/57 "2018-06-09T08:53:13Z")

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I’ve missed out on **Mr Quatro** ’s wisdom and didn’t want to bump the old threads. But some of the messages he relays from God seem a little … odd.

> [@What's next recreational sex?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next-recreational-sex/772574/16):
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> Did you know that it is now legal to smoke pot in a bar in Colorado?
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> I think society is aiming to peak itself out.

I hear it’s legal to drink whiskey in a bar in New Jersey. What’s the difference? (Yes, I know wine is Jesus’ blood, but what about whiskey? Is that Jesus’ bile?)

And BTW, not only does Jesus never condemn homosexuality, some scholars suspect he was homosexual himself:

> [@The Gospel according to Mark before its 2nd-century censoring](#):
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> … in the evening the youth came to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God…

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