# Mr recently fixed teeth make me whistle and scream like a banshee.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 19, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836 "2002-05-19T18:12:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/1 "2002-05-19T18:12:36Z")

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Sweet Jesus, I sound like a six-year old kid, just getting his adult teeth for the first time.

(Setting: Typical Minot, ND Toga Party. Late May, no snow on the ground, but the Aurora Borealis are in full spectacular view. Time is near 12:30PM)

[Enter **Tripler**]

_Tripler_: Hey Phil, where’s Sammy? I gotta ask him something.

_Phil_: I don’t know. Last I saw him, he was talking to Annie.

_Scott_: Yo **Trip** , he’s downstairs!

_Tripler_: Hey thanksshhhhhhhhhhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (cue to steam whistle track). . . WHOA! Sorry, 'bout that. Thanks man!

[Exit a highly embarrased **Tripler**]

Good Lord, I damn near busted everyone’s eardrums. And it happens so infrequently, I can’t figure out what makes it happen. I know it usually occurs when I say “sh” or even less so with a “s”. This is freaky. Anybody else have this happen?

All I want for Christmas is a mouthguard and facemask.

Tripler  
But I prolly won’t wear 'em.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/2 "2002-05-19T18:48:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*  
> **Mr** recently fixed teeth make me whistle and scream like a banshee.

Okay, who is “Mr recently fixed teeth” and why are you asking him to make you whistle and scream? Sounds kinky! 😃

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/3 "2002-05-19T20:04:20Z")

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Th same thing used to happen to me when I was little. I think it just stopped, but I don’t know why. It will probably go away with time.

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**Author:** ![DPWhite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d26b3c/32.png) [@DPWhite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPWhite)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/4 "2002-05-19T20:29:15Z")

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They are fixed if they do that. Go back to your dentist and tell him you want it to stop. Unless you like it.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/5 "2002-05-19T23:09:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by davidm \*  
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> Okay, who is “Mr recently fixed teeth” and why are you asking him to make you whistle and scream? Sounds kinky! 😃 \*\*

Damned nitnoids.

I just think I’m _the_ shit, being that I lost my teeth on a highstick in a hockey game. I also have been making a lot of typos in the meantime. Must be the concussion.

Tripler  
I’ve broken myself in more ways in the past 2 years than I care to admit.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/6 "2002-05-20T01:59:58Z")

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Trip, if you go back to the dentist, he can fix the problem. Likely, it’s the shape of the teeth that’s doing it.

Robin, who lost hers to a tragic trampoline accident

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/7 "2002-05-24T03:11:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*  
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> Damned nitnoids. …
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I really didn’t mean it as a slam against you or your typing abilities (I’m certainly not perfect myself). It just struck me as funny. When I first saw the subject line, and before I read your post, I thought you really were referring to someone as “Mr recently fixed teeth”.

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/8 "2002-05-24T04:57:04Z")

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> I lost my teeth on a highstick in a hockey game. I also have been making a lot of typos in the meantime. Must be the concussion.

Hmmm…A hockey player, huh?

How **you** doin’? 😃

…besides the concussion, I mean. 😛

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/9 "2002-05-24T05:19:27Z")

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No concussion. Just a lot of blood.

But I’ll have you know I skated the last two shifts of the game without two teeth. . .

Tripler  
It was late in the 3rd anyway . . .

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/10 "2002-05-24T05:55:21Z")

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Which teeth? I have visions of Esa Tikkanen dancing in my head. 😉

Mmmmmm…hockey players… :::drool:::

(well, MOST hockey players…Not Esa so much :))

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-recently-fixed-teeth-make-me-whistle-and-scream-like-a-banshee/109836/11 "2002-05-27T05:43:43Z")

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[These](http://www.oswald.minot.com/Noteeth2.jpg) teeth under my left nostril. Snapped 'em clean off, too. The blood came from the cut on top of my lip, but more like a geyser from the cut on the _inside_ of my lip.

Tripler  
And yes, I am trying to look freaky in this picture.
