# msmith537, please enter **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889 "2001-04-30T22:13:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/1 "2001-04-30T22:13:48Z")
In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69151), you take a completely uncalled-for swipe at Chelsea Clinton, to wit: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by msmith537 \* > First of all, it sounds like Bushes daughter sounds a lot cooler than that prissy horse-faced Chelsea(sp?) Clinton. Let me set the bounds of friendly discourse by stating that you are a complete and utter fuck. I see no need to analyze or deconstruct your comments, as your own words reveal your true nature. Sua ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/2 "2001-04-30T22:36:55Z")
I hereby state that I think Mariah Carey is an untalented skank. Does that mean I deserve a Pit Thread for that as well? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/3 "2001-04-30T22:38:18Z")
**ms** , I got my “keep the kids out of this, you worthless fuck” post off my chest [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69396). Please revise as appropriate and apply to yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/4 "2001-04-30T22:40:07Z")
I second the motion SuaSponte made!!! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/5 "2001-04-30T22:46:22Z")
**Coldfire** I think the important difference between Mariah Carey and Ms. Clinton is that one chose to be in the public eye, the other was thrust there 'cause her parents had high profile jobs. As such, Ms. Clinton deserved to have her privacy, and certainly did not pose for pictures in order to have her physical characteristics commented on by sundry and assorted ummmmm folk. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/6 "2001-04-30T22:49:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*I hereby state that I think Mariah Carey is an untalented skank. Does that mean I deserve a Pit Thread for that as well? \*\* Of course not. Mostly because you’re right on the skank part, but also because Mariah chose a career that assured that, if successful, she would be a public figure. She also chooses to wear those spandex barely-covering-her-pubes slip dresses that scream “slut.” Chelsea Clinton never chose to be a public figure. She happens to be the child of someone who did. She also didn’t choose her face. Now, I’d pay good money to see what would transpire when/if Coldfire really _tried_ to deserve a pit thread. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/7 "2001-04-30T23:20:44Z")
Point taken. I was a bit quick on the trigger there. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/8 "2001-05-01T04:53:07Z")
I am perfectly content to avoid disliking Chelsea until she is an automaton whose every movement is less-than-honest and contrived, like her parents’. I got a teensy bit concerned that she was heading down the same path in some of those photo ops with her parents the last few years. But I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, until her actions indicate I don’t have to. And as far as I’m concerned, she’s a pretty attractive young woman. Whoever is slamming her looks hasn’t seen her lately, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/9 "2001-05-01T07:04:58Z")
I’d do her! And Mariah Carey too! At the same time, even! _Whoo! Off to the showers again!_ FWIW, though, I feel a bit sorry for Chelsea. ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/10 "2001-05-02T02:57:53Z")
Does anybody remember the semi-lovely Johnson girls, Linda-bird and what’s-her-name-bird? ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/11 "2001-05-02T04:11:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Does anybody remember the semi-lovely Johnson girls, Linda-bird and what’s-her-name-bird? Been there, done that. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/12 "2001-05-02T13:02:29Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by **Milossarian** :_ > I am perfectly content to avoid disliking Chelsea until she is an automaton whose every movement is less-than-honest and contrived, like her parents’. \<_xeno cuts and pastes into GD quote file for use the next time Milo whines about liberals “demonizing” conservative politicians_\> ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/13 "2001-05-03T01:51:54Z")
I think Chelsea has grown to be a rather pretty young lady. I was rather doubtful of her attractiveness as a child, but I am glad to see she fooled me. Now if we’re going to talk downright, double-bagger **UGLY** we need to talk about Amy Carter. She looks like the before picture in a plastic surgery ad. _She’s_ the one anyone should feel sorry for. And she was only merely tacky as a kid. Oh well, looks certainly aren’t everything. For her sake, I really hope they aren’t. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/14 "2001-05-03T22:55:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SilkyThreat \* > Now if we’re going to talk downright, double-bagger **UGLY** we need to talk about Amy Carter. She looks like the before picture in a plastic surgery ad. **Silky** , I have one word for you, ya moron – _WOOSH!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/15 "2001-05-04T01:26:44Z")
Hey, watch what you say about Amy Carter-maybe she’s not much in the looks department. SO FUCKING WHAT? She’s a VERY intelligent, independent individual. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/16 "2001-05-13T17:06:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69151), you take a completely uncalled-for swipe at Chelsea Clinton, to wit: > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by msmith537 \* > > First of all, it sounds like Bushes daughter sounds a lot cooler than that prissy horse-faced Chelsea(sp?) Clinton. > > Let me set the bounds of friendly discourse by stating that you are a complete and utter fuck. I see no need to analyze or deconstruct your comments, as your own words reveal your true nature. > > Sua \*\* Should I care what you think? I stand by my opinion that Chelsea is prissy and unattractive. You can kindly kiss my ass. Bitch. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/17 "2001-05-13T18:44:12Z")
Somehow I think that Sua would rather ream your ass than kiss it. **He’s** a nice guy like that. And I rather think we’d cheer him on. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/18 "2001-05-13T20:50:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by msmith537 \* > Should I care what you think? I stand by my opinion that Chelsea is prissy and unattractive. You can kindly kiss my ass. Bitch. > > \*\* pris·sy (prs) adj. pris·si·er, pris·si·est. Excessively or affectedly prim and proper. And you get to this analyis of Ms. Clinton how?.. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/19 "2001-05-13T21:28:01Z")
> [@](#): > > Should I care what you think? In my experiences, I’ve found that the people who claim the most often that they don’t care what others think are the ones who care the _most_ about what others think. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889/20 "2001-05-13T23:59:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by msmith537 \* > **Should I care what you think? I stand by my opinion that Chelsea is prissy and unattractive. You can kindly kiss my ass. Bitch.** You’ve certainly laid to rest any question of whether or not you’re an asshole, and quite efficiently, too. Well done. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msmith537-please-enter/63889.md?page=2)