# MSNBC drops Sharpton

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 27, 2015, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052 "2015-08-27T12:12:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/61 "2015-08-27T17:07:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …Chrissy Matthews.

He’s OK, more or less, except for his desperate fear that somebody else may be talking.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/62 "2015-08-27T17:07:38Z")

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> [@Pashnish\_Ewing](#):
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> Classic burn!

First off, that’s just stupid. Second, Matthews already has a derisive nickname. It’s Tweety.

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**Author:** ![Bimmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bimmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bimmer)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/63 "2015-08-27T18:00:25Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> I’ve encountered a lot of legendary mental midgets here over the years, but you’ve got a ways to go if you want to become a legend, son. Horrible writing style? Check. Racist? Check. Tenuous grasp of reality and facts? Check. Brash and overly-confident in your own intelligence? Check. No desire to hear anyone and possibly \*learn \*something? Check. Mindlessly regurgitating talking points and name-calling because actual original thoughts would be too difficult? Check.
> 
> You’ve got all the pieces to be amongst the stupidest posters ever to grace the SDMB, but you’ve just got to turn the crazy up a notch, boy. You’re just not \*selling \*it. Keep at it, though, I believe you’ve got what it takes to be pointed and laughed at like a champ.

For such a smart guy, I find it amusing, you seem to be addicted, to using apostrophes, where none are required.  
Guess you, were smoking dope, when the Liberal Indoctrination Center, you occasionally attended, taught, when to use, an apostrophe.  
Your loss our laugh. Keep it up pal.  
You’re a dope, but, you’re a funny, dope.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/64 "2015-08-27T18:06:19Z")

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Wait, what? Is he confusing apostrophes with commas?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/65 "2015-08-27T18:14:48Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> Wait, what? Is he confusing apostrophes with commas?

Cranio-rectal inversion. Common vision problem among the right.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/66 "2015-08-27T18:14:51Z")

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Paging Dr. Dunning, paging Dr. Kruger…

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**Author:** ![Bimmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bimmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bimmer)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/67 "2015-08-27T18:22:57Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> I did. And I found a quote by Marco Rubio. I’m guessing he’s your arbiter of truth?  
> [Gallup](http://www.gallup.com/poll/181490/obama-approval-ratings-historically-polarized.aspx) says that President Obama is “one of the most polarizing Presidents in U.S. history.” Polarizing is not the same word as divisive, and it reflects the fact that people like yourself _really_ don’t like the President, while those of us who pay attention to facts think he’s doing a good job. There’s few who are just “meh”. It’s a reflection on the electorate, not on the President.
> 
> Incidentally, the other “most polarizing President” is George W. Bush; do you hold the same disdain for him because Gallup tells you so?  
> Cite?  
> Even if so, a wide swath of racist troglodytes can account for that better than the color of the President.  
> Do you feel proud of yourself for not knowing shit? Because Mr. Obama became the first sitting president to visit a federal prison as part of a push for [criminal justice reform](http://news.yahoo.com/obama-prison-fairer-justice-system-073850092--politics.html). Or is that what you meant by “SFA” and golf?  
> It really burns your ass that two important voting demographics are beginning to support the Democrats in wide numbers, doesn’t it? It must be especially upsetting to realize that they will hold sway over the future of American politics, and that you and your ilk are being marginalized more every single day. Your country is becoming darker skinned, more multi-cultural, bilingual, and “ethnic” and there’s fuck all that you can do about it. All you can do is spew racist rants on a message board, hoping to make others as miserable as you.
> 
> I’m enjoying watching you squirm. Dance for me! Dance!

So BOBO spent one hour touring a federal prison after seven years in office. WOW! I guess that must mean he really gives a shit about young negro men right?  
There’s no difference between being divisive and polarising visa vi Us politics. Wake up!  
The negroes basically stayed in the shade on their porches during the midterms. Face it. There was no “free shit” on offer. The DNC knows they can never depend on the negro vote again. Enter stage right the Latinos. Exit stage left the negroes. Sort of rhymes doesn’t it?  
The next DEM nominee will be lucky if 10% of negroes actually turn out to vote.  
Biden and the negro voter are chalk and cheese. Hillary and the negro voters knows the “free shit” tap would be shut if Hillary became President.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/68 "2015-08-27T18:24:26Z")

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Negroes. On their porches.

Eatin’ fried chicken and watermelon, amIright?

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/69 "2015-08-27T18:25:36Z")

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Negro?

OK, you’re not real.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/70 "2015-08-27T18:26:31Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Paging Dr. Dunning, paging Dr. Kruger…

Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/71 "2015-08-27T18:28:30Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> Oh shit.
> 
> Sorry, **Vinnie**. This must now be A Thing.

I usually prefer more vulgarity, but it does have a quaint touch.

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**Author:** ![Bimmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bimmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bimmer)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/72 "2015-08-27T18:29:16Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I hope you trip and fall, then land asshole first on a cactus, which you make disappear. Then, you pull it out and stuff it down your throat. Then fall on it again. And repeat- no rinse.

What are you like twelve pal?  
That’s it? The best you’ve got?  
I crap bigger than you.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/73 "2015-08-27T18:32:10Z")

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> [@Bimmer](#):
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> So BOBO spent one hour touring a federal prison after seven years in office.

And there was the perfect spot to mention how strangely at ease the President looked inside a federal prison.

You really suck at this hating thing.

I don’t even hate and I do it better than you.

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**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/74 "2015-08-27T18:33:23Z")

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I’ve mentioned before that on my board admin-mods are free to ban anyone they like on no pretext whatsoever. Pure arbitrary tyranny.

Just throwing that out there.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/75 "2015-08-27T18:34:57Z")

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> [@Bimmer](#):
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> What are you like twelve pal?  
> That’s it? The best you’ve got?  
> I crap bigger than you.

You weren’t crapping, you were giving birth.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/76 "2015-08-27T18:35:27Z")

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> [@Bimmer](#):
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> The leaders of Iran, China, Syria and Putin will also miss BOBO.

Wait, remind me who the leader of Putin is again?

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**Author:** ![Bimmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bimmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bimmer)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/77 "2015-08-27T18:39:31Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Negroes. On their porches.
> 
> Eatin’ fried chicken and watermelon, amIright?

Yes you’re right. (FYI you ought to work on your basic grammar skills…after you finish the fried chicken.)

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/78 "2015-08-27T18:39:46Z")

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> [@Bimmer](#):
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> …  
> I crap bigger than you.

So did your ancestors.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/79 "2015-08-27T18:40:47Z")

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> [@Bimmer](#):
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> For such a smart guy, I find it amusing, you seem to be addicted, to using apostrophes, where none are required.  
> Guess you, were smoking dope, when the Liberal Indoctrination Center, you occasionally attended, taught, when to use, an apostrophe.  
> Your loss our laugh. Keep it up pal.  
> You’re a dope, but, you’re a funny, dope.

Ah, keep up the good work! You’re right on track.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/msnbc-drops-sharpton/729052/80 "2015-08-27T18:40:52Z")

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> [@Bimmer](#):
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> So BOBO spent one hour touring a federal prison after seven years in office. WOW! I guess that must mean he really gives a shit about young negro men right?  
> There’s no difference between being divisive and polarising visa vi Us politics. Wake up!  
> The negroes basically stayed in the shade on their porches during the midterms. Face it. There was no “free shit” on offer. The DNC knows they can never depend on the negro vote again. Enter stage right the Latinos. Exit stage left the negroes. Sort of rhymes doesn’t it?  
> The next DEM nominee will be lucky if 10% of negroes actually turn out to vote.  
> Biden and the negro voter are chalk and cheese. Hillary and the negro voters knows the “free shit” tap would be shut if Hillary became President.

You quoted my entire post, but responded to one line. So I guess you agree with the rest of it.

Oh, and the “negro” was a nice try, but why didn’t you just go full “nigger” if you were trying to get a rise out of everybody?

Keep dancing!

> [@](#):
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> What are you like twelve pal?  
> That’s it? The best you’ve got?  
> I crap bigger than you.

I crap bigger than you? That’s supposed to be impressive?

Hey everybody, watch out for tough guy Bimmer. He has digestive issues.

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