# Mst3000 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 16, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377 "2002-05-16T13:33:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![meezer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9c0ed/32.png) [@meezer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meezer)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/1 "2002-05-16T13:33:09Z")
Any fans out there? ---
**Author:** ![Arken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Arken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arken)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/2 "2002-05-16T13:43:03Z")
[Torgo] Do… not… discuss… MST3K… The… master… would… not… like… it… [/Torgo] ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/3 "2002-05-16T14:58:27Z")
Bite me. It’s fun!! Croooooooooooow! ---
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/4 "2002-05-16T15:21:37Z")
Deeeep Hurting! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/5 "2002-05-16T15:33:58Z")
Eeeeaarrrrl Holliman! They just didn’t care! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/6 "2002-05-16T15:37:33Z")
“Clowns”. A haiku by Tom Servo Clowns are raining down Hear the scream of the greasepaint Danger! Clown puddles ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/7 "2002-05-16T15:42:41Z")
“I like mittens!” ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/8 "2002-05-16T15:53:56Z")
Rowsdower. Don’t crap in your hat, crap in your poopy suit… Madison’s back there, sewing name tags in his underwear… Big McLargehuge What about Torchaaaa!? ---
**Author:** ![Arken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Arken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arken)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/9 "2002-05-16T16:31:55Z")
So… how does Hypno Helio Static Stasis differ from, say, Deep Hurting? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/10 "2002-05-16T16:36:18Z")
“My-my-my-my-MITCHELL!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/11 "2002-05-16T16:40:02Z")
They blew up the Hitler building!!! Trumpy! You can do stupid things! It Stinks! Mr B, you’re hot! ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/12 "2002-05-16T16:53:24Z")
They just did not care. Johnny Longtorso-The man who comes in pieces. He’s Long ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/13 "2002-05-16T17:32:31Z")
Has anyone seen my 45’s? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/14 "2002-05-16T17:52:05Z")
“What sins could a man commit in a single lifetime…” “Knew your father, I did!” ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/15 "2002-05-16T18:16:51Z")
_This is the song, written for the train chase This is the song, Rocky and Ken. He tried to kill me with a forklift… Ole!_ ---
**Author:** ![Petey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f1d935/32.png) [@Petey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petey)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/16 "2002-05-16T18:23:03Z")
Waffles! ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/17 "2002-05-16T18:39:52Z")
Help me Obi Wan…oh, wait, wrong movie. ---
**Author:** ![Dagny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9f8e36/32.png) [@Dagny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dagny)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/18 "2002-05-16T18:46:56Z")
I wear it to the disco because it’s the quicker picker uper. (Crow’s Bounty Paper Towel suit) Are we at high altitude baking level yet? Pants! ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/19 "2002-05-16T19:01:15Z")
Look out for snakes! ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/20 "2002-05-16T19:17:43Z")
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