# Mst3000 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 16, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377 "2002-05-16T13:33:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/21 "2002-05-16T19:44:58Z")
Hum da deet deet deet… hooa hooa! ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/22 "2002-05-16T21:05:59Z")
That’s great, it’ll fit right into his mutant psycho hellbeast from space collection. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/23 "2002-05-16T21:52:37Z")
“Prostitutes on ice!” “Hey!” “Well, in a nice way.” “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. YOU’RE STUCK HERE!” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/24 "2002-05-16T22:00:24Z")
At this point, the rocektship becomes engorged with space men. _Gamara is really neat/He is filled with turtle meat._ Gutter-bumber-chute! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/25 "2002-05-16T23:07:16Z")
Why don’t they look? ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/26 "2002-05-16T23:08:32Z")
What’s all this “and the rest” crap? ---
**Author:** ![Semp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Semp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Semp)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/27 "2002-05-16T23:22:09Z")
Saaaaaand Stooooorm! ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/28 "2002-05-16T23:23:35Z")
I suppose HELL got an NEA grant! ---
**Author:** ![Fretburner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fretburner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretburner)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/29 "2002-05-16T23:48:41Z")
“I’m Huge” “I’m Tremendous” “I’m Gigantic” “That’s one big-ass phone” “I was going to call it ‘The Floating Stereotype’ but decided to go with ‘Dragon Lady’ instead.” “Diamondheadcold!” “Is this going to be a snuff film?” “Look! They’re steamcleaning the horses!” “Hi, God of Hellfire!” ---
**Author:** ![Novus\_Opiate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/858c86/32.png) [@Novus\_Opiate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novus_Opiate)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/30 "2002-05-17T00:06:37Z")
Prince of Space! Prince of Space! Novus ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/31 "2002-05-17T00:23:25Z")
Hi Keeba! Rock em’ sock em’ archeologists! That’s not a name, it’s a bad Scrabble hand! ---
**Author:** ![Fretburner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fretburner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretburner)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/32 "2002-05-17T00:39:19Z")
Above, I screwed up one of my favorites quotes! What’s the matter with me? Obviously, “gigantic” comes before “tremendous.” Silly me. ---
**Author:** ![Fretburner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fretburner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretburner)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/33 "2002-05-17T00:45:44Z")
Oh yeah, and “I am the best looking man in the whole middle ages!” “Hey Ator! Here’s some more fish for you!” “How’s your snake hangin’?” “How’d he do that?” “What’s Ator sitting on?” And finally, not an actual quote from the show, but something funny my friend said while watching Miles and Miles O’Keefe: “I just want to lick his stomach.” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/34 "2002-05-17T00:52:25Z")
“There’s been an accident at the studio!” “We made _Hobgoblins!_” ---
**Author:** ![shmigheghi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@shmigheghi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shmigheghi)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/35 "2002-05-17T00:56:34Z")
Honey Bunches of **Death** ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/36 "2002-05-17T00:56:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*Trumpy! You can do stupid things! > It Stinks! \*\* That. Movie. Sucked. They weren’t even funny enough in their comments to overcome the suckitude of that movie. I was deeply disappointed. What was the whole joke about Trumpy and the bots doing British accents and calling the rabbits and parakeets “potatoes”? I got whooshed. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/37 "2002-05-17T01:31:03Z")
How much Keefe is in this movie? **Miles O’Keefe**! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/38 "2002-05-17T01:33:29Z")
Frodo gets drunk and screws with the neighbors again. I have over 200 episodes of the show, so, yeah, you could say I’m a fan. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/39 "2002-05-17T02:20:17Z")
“Outta the way, Lucifer!” “Sightsee on your own time, Beelzebub!” ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/40 "2002-05-17T03:30:40Z")
“Ziggy had Garfield neutered, now thats funny!” “Ah Mr. Clause, you have a nasty habit of surviving” “Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank, here we go again” “Who is Merrit Stone” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377.md?page=3)