# Mst3000 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 16, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377 "2002-05-16T13:33:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Skydive101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@Skydive101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skydive101)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/41 "2002-05-17T04:32:27Z")
If I have a son I’m going to name him “Megaweapon”. Well it’s not so much the apocalypse as it is the humidity ya know. Sampo! Ask for it by name! Ah! My nips are burning! Geez, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/42 "2002-05-17T04:51:45Z")
“The flying elves are back!” “D’y’all have any idea how you was framin’ back there?” ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/43 "2002-05-17T05:36:31Z")
“Oh no! The fish moved and didn’t leave a forwarding address!” “Do you think the U.S. coastguard will be in my niece’s school play?” ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/44 "2002-05-17T06:34:20Z")
AAah! MY SPINE! ---
**Author:** ![Sanscour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f475e1/32.png) [@Sanscour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanscour)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/45 "2002-05-17T06:57:28Z")
/Danger Death Ray Music Mockery Bah bah dah bah PANTIES Bah dah dah bah bah bah BRA!!! /end Danger Death Ray Music Mockery Awesome episode. Sanscour ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/46 "2002-05-17T08:24:08Z")
perot! a thousand gamera quotes i cant remeber … although am i the only one that thought the actual film commuitary was better than the skits ? I just thought some of them went on too long and were really labored like bad snl sci fi skits ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/47 "2002-05-17T12:13:47Z")
\< sings \> These two girls they are quite a pair They both come from your worst nightmare They will haunt your soul forever And When you see pink, you’re gonna think “We’re doomed!” They are agents of Satan… \< /sings\> Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Eran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Eran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eran)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/48 "2002-05-17T13:07:42Z")
Camera three, get off the track! Camera three, get off the track! Nooooooo! Honey-baked hand ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/49 "2002-05-17T13:10:08Z")
So **meezer** , I’m guessing the answer to your OP is “yes.” I have every DVD episode. I get 'em as they come out. “They must be the ‘Mothra’ Graham Dance Troupe.” ---
**Author:** ![Arken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Arken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arken)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/50 "2002-05-17T13:37:57Z")
“It’s the CBS Mystery Movie!” “CBS didn’t have a mystery movie.” “Yeah, but you won’t let us say NBC Mystery- OW!” “Bad movie? You’re soaking in it!” “Oh no! No! They’re doing it clown style!” “Mr. Wood’s Wardrobe by Mrs. Wood.” “Gene Hackman? He’s good in anything!” I’m not posting the URL because it might not be A Propos but true MST3K fans who want to “Keep Circulating the Tapes” should search out the MST3K Digital Archive Project. You’ll be very glad you did. ---
**Author:** ![tramp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tramp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tramp)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/51 "2002-05-17T15:44:52Z")
MEGATRUCK! MEGATRUCK! ---
**Author:** ![tramp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tramp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tramp)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/52 "2002-05-17T15:46:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fretburner \* > \*\*Oh yeah, and > > “I am the best looking man in the whole middle ages!” > > “Hey Ator! Here’s some more fish for you!” > > “How’s your snake hangin’?” > > “How’d he do that?” > > “What’s Ator sitting on?” > > And finally, not an actual quote from the show, but something funny my friend said while watching Miles and Miles O’Keefe: “I just want to lick his stomach.” :rolleyes: \*\* Sorry, I just have to do this… “How much Keefe is in this movie anyways?” “MILES O’KEEFE” ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/53 "2002-05-17T19:50:47Z")
“Why is she limping?” “'cause she got shot in the chest with an arrow” “huh” “For depressing phone sex call 1-900-Alphalfa” ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/54 "2002-05-17T20:28:34Z")
“Hercules, today is dedicated to Uranus!” “Why, thank you! I’m flattered…” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/55 "2002-05-17T21:10:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tramp \* > \*\*MEGATRUCK! MEGATRUCK! \*\* Its MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON! “Make it slow…make it hurt…yessss megweapon…” “Megaweapon was cooler than all you guys put together” “the future is Pong?” “Any fruit to declare?” “Y’know, with the well paved roads, ample food and water, I’m actually looking forward to the apocolypse.” “Gary Busey!? No!” “Jimmy Carter **is** the enforcer” ---
**Author:** ![Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/77aa72/32.png) [@Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffrey_Hartnett)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377/56 "2002-05-18T03:16:10Z")
Bob, Bob, Bob of the jungle… watch out for that tree! The illegal smugling of mimes… nobody wants to talk about it. Yes, count me in as a fan too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3000/109377.md?page=2)