# MST3K quote! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 5, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715 "2003-01-05T03:32:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/21 "2003-01-05T17:03:39Z")
Also from _Mitchell_: Linda Evans writes “JERK” on his windshield with lipstick. Crow (as Druglord guy) to Mitchell: “Word on the street is you’re a jerk!” ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/22 "2003-01-05T17:22:25Z")
“He tried to kill me with a forklift. Ole!” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/23 "2003-01-05T17:33:17Z")
In “Cave Dwellers” (a retitle of “Ator, the Blade Master”)… Effeminate bad guy makes a sinister comment and pokes the shirtless Ator in the chest, and Tom Servo makes a doorbell noise… then… Crow: Tits all over…er…I mean it’s all over for you Ator! I know we’ve been breast…er…best friends! (Bad guy swoops off) Crow (campy voice): Come on girls… let’s go! ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/24 "2003-01-05T17:39:51Z")
Their treatment of “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” remains my all-time favorite. And who could forget the Patrick Swayze Christmas? ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/25 "2003-01-05T19:00:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Alias \* > \*\*I forget the movie’s name, but there was this part where a young guy walked into a room to find his girlfriend’s horribly burned grandmother. > > Crow- “Hello, my name is Margaret Rawhide Chew.”\*\* I’m pretty sure that was from _The Touch of Satan_. One of my personal faves, from _The Leech Woman_. The lawyer’s girlfriend repeatedly honks the car horn to hurry him from the widow’s home. Crow (as lawyer): Emasculating hippo! Give me some freedom! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/26 "2003-01-05T19:24:12Z")
“They’re RECESS monkeys!” ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/27 "2003-01-05T20:34:33Z")
\ NOOOOO SPRINGS!!! (1012 - Squirm + A Case of Spring Fever) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/28 "2003-01-05T21:20:53Z")
_Pod People_ Tom Servo: Meanwhile, in a totally DIFFERENT movie… Tom Servo: Huzzah After character has fallen off of a cliff, and two people pick her up and move her back to the RV: “All that movement’s good for the spine.” ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/29 "2003-01-05T21:27:38Z")
Almost forgot the line that made **Crunchy Frog** go into hysterics… From **Alien From LA** , when the male lead pushes Kathy Ireland’s glasses up and touches her forehead : “See? There’s supposed to be a brain in there!” ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/30 "2003-01-05T22:41:05Z")
**The Mole People** MIKE: _after several minutes of the main characters spelunking_ This movie is just ropes and asses! **The Touch of Satan** MELISSA THE WITCH: This is where the fish lives. JODY THE SCRAWNY GUY: Why did you run? SERVO: Because this is where the fish lives! **The Pumaman** (Or Thep Umaman) _to the tune of Pumaman’s theme music_ CROW: Pu-ma Man, he flies like a moron! CROW: Pu-ma Man, when will he find love? MIKE: Dick’s Red Owl, selection and service! TOM: Snyder Drug, we’re busting up prices! CROW: When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip! TOM: The fat-free yogurt that’s not short on flavor! CROW: Now they’re going to boff in the air! **The Final Sacrifice** “Oooooo, I needs an eraser!” ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/31 "2003-01-05T22:50:09Z")
D’oh! I forgot to add a link. [Ward E: For Obsessive Fans Only](http://http://www.mst3kinfo.com/ward_e/index.html) This is where I got the Pumaman song lyrics. ---
**Author:** ![abatha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@abatha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abatha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/32 "2003-01-05T22:53:26Z")
wah!! my first post!! this isn’t a quote, but the fact that “The Brain That Wouldn’t DIe” had two different titles…funny stuff… diabolik: “This hideout should fool anyone…unless they look at it.” the little song they sang in the beginning…“Gonna go to the store…gonna meet dolores for lunch!” ;j wow. there’s a little jewish smiley… ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/33 "2003-01-05T23:03:07Z")
The words to the Gamera theme song: “Gamera – Gamera! Gamera is really neat! He’s got little turtle feet! We all love you, Ga-mer-a!” ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/34 "2003-01-05T23:08:29Z")
Ooops, correction: Gameraaaaa! Gameraaaaa! Gamera is really neat, Gamera is filled with meat, We’ve been eating Gameraaaaa (I adapted the song to sing to one of my dogs – hence the “feet” part.) Thanks to the person who posted the link to Ward E! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/35 "2003-01-05T23:30:12Z")
In **The PumaMan** : A UFO with a colorful underside appears: “Christmas ornaments of the gods!!!” ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/36 "2003-01-05T23:39:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* > > The movie _Pod People_: > > 1. Crow: Oh, this guy’s got Renaissance Fair written all over him. > And, I find the song (both the movie version, and Joel’s) just side-splitting, and sing it often. Especially if I am near an unattended microphone. \*\* * * * Sadly this is the only mstk3 I’ve seen, (none of the video stores carry it up here, and it’s no longer on cable). But the lines that got me were the one where the little boy is talking to the creature boy: “you know how to play don’t you trumpy”? mstk3 character: “yes, that’s when I rip your arms off” And the scene with the deer in the forest, mstk3 character: “mom, sometimes you don’t hear the bullet coming”. And of course the constant “renaissance fair” references of “Huzzah”!!! ---
**Author:** ![Azael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@Azael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azael)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/37 "2003-01-05T23:59:46Z")
Deep hurting… Deep hurting… ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/38 "2003-01-06T00:32:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CanvasShoes \* > > * * * > > Sadly this is the only mstk3 I’ve seen, (none of the video stores carry it up here, and it’s no longer on cable).\*\* Visit the [Digital Archive Project](http://www.dapcentral.org/index.php)! [Here](http://www.dapcentral.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=MasterList2&file=index&show=1) is the list of all the MST3K episodes you can download for free (note: this would be every single episode, except for the pilot, first three KTMA episodes, and any ommercially available episodes, ie _Pod People_, _Touch of Satan_, etc.). If you have trouble, read [this](http://www.dapcentral.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=FAQ&file=index&myfaq=yes&id_cat=12&categories=IRC+-+Part+3%3A+mIRC+and+You+-+A+Magical+Journey&parent_id=0) faq for a guide. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/39 "2003-01-06T00:42:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CanvasShoes \* > \*\* it’s no longer on cable). > \*\* You is mistook. [January/February Schedule](http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/sched.html) ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/40 "2003-01-06T00:48:07Z")
And speaking of pants and DEEP HURTING!.. I think I’ll watch [Hercules Against The Moon Men](http://www.dapcentral.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=MasterList2&file=index&show=1&ep=0410&func=detail) tonight. Actually, it’s the only Hercules episode I haven’t seen yet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715.md?page=3)