# MST3K quote! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 5, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715 "2003-01-05T03:32:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/81 "2003-01-07T09:14:31Z")
Just remembered one of my favorites: In one of the rodeo shorts, they show a boy running behind a calf (lamb?) and just tackling it to the ground, rolling it over on its back, and holding it there. Crow: “You were adopted!” ---
**Author:** ![Harry\_Lime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Harry\_Lime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harry_Lime)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/82 "2003-01-07T10:47:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cosmopolitan \* > Space Mutiny: \ **Author:** ![Harry\_Lime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Harry\_Lime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harry_Lime)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/83 "2003-01-07T10:53:02Z") > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fretburner \* > Crow putting words in the mouth of an appx. 11 year old Japanese girl in “The Prince of Space:” > “Woody Allen asked me out” They used variations on that joke several times. That one B&W hygeine film where the girl (who was about that age) was combing he hair after getting out of the tub. Crow says “She’s getting ready for her date with Jerry Seinfeld.” 😃 I also have to mention one of the best highbrow references from that show. In _The Brain That Wouldn’t Die_, when Kurt was arguing w/ Jan in the Pan he declares her “A mere head in search of a body.” Mike leans over to the bots and says “Isn’t that a Pirandello play?” 😃 Killed me on the spot. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/84 "2003-01-07T13:00:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Harry Lime \* > \*\*They used variations on that joke several times. That one B&W hygeine film where the girl (who was about that age) was combing he hair after getting out of the tub. Crow says “She’s getting ready for her date with Jerry Seinfeld.” 😃 > \*\* They used that one in **The Space Children**. A young girl sneaks out of her trailer and Mike says “She’s been asked out soooo many times by Seinfeld.” I like the old sci-fi B movies from the fifties where “Gowns” is listed in the credits. The bots’ reaction is hysterical. “There are going to be gowns!” “John Agar finally gets to wear gowns!” ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/85 "2003-01-07T21:29:27Z")
Strapless evening gowns? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/86 "2003-01-08T00:42:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mobo85 \* > \*\*Hello, folks. I’m just here to remind you, per the rules of the Straight Dope Message Board, that downloading of copyright material is technically illegal in the United States and other countries. I’m not stopping you from doing it, just providing a disclaimer that it is illegal. \*\* A little bit more on this subject: From [this](http://www.innermind.com/myguides/misc/faqtrade.htm#5) page: > [@](#): > > Well we do know non-profit tape collecting is in fact LEGAL (as stated with the Sony Decision) but there is nothing that says non-profit tape trading is illegal. Research shows that there has never been a supreme court decision concerning non-profit tape trading, and there are no specific laws against it. The DAP is basically just a digital version of tape trading. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/87 "2003-01-08T03:32:01Z")
(from memory) It’s breasticaboobical chesticamammical pendularglobular fun; Fleshicalorbal and mounduloscoopular? Right-o, that’s the one! Is it glutialmaximal tushitalcrackular bunular morning 'til night? Well, you’re absitoglandularfannyfantasticalmastocafleshular right! It’s an arealogical autoerotical tubularbooblar joy! Exposularregional glandularpouchular fun for girl and boy, A latissimaldorsical hunglikeahorsical calliphyligical ball The most bunularfunular fruitoftheloomular Frenchicaltongular wobbitaboobular Moooo-viiiiiie ooooooof theeeeeeem aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall! Hey! Hey, guys, how’s the movie? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/88 "2003-01-08T03:33:45Z")
“tubularboob **u** lar” joy, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/89 "2003-01-08T04:03:51Z")
You forgot Tom’s bit while Mike and Crow sing that last part: Tubular Boobular Joy Tom: It’s Breastica-Boobical Chestica-Mammical Pendular Globular Fun Mike: Fleshical Orbical Mombula-Scoopula? Tom: Right, ho! That’s the one! Crow: Is it Gluteal Maximal Tushical Crackular Bunnular morning 'til night? Tom: Well, youre Abso-ti-Glandular Fanny Fantastical Mastica-Fleshular right! All: It’s an Areological Autoerotical Tubular Boobular Joy! An Exposular-Regional Batchical-Pouchular Fun for girl and boy! A Latissimal Dorsical Hung-Like-A-Horse-ical Callipyligical Ball! (Tom?):The most Bunnular-Funnular Mike: Fruit-Of-The-Loomular Crow: Frenchical Tongue-ular Tom: Wobbit-a-Boobular Mike (& Crow?): Moooooovieeeeee ooooooof theeeeeem Aaaaaaaaaalllll! (Tom: Mumbular Bumbular Fruit-Of-The-Loomular Frenchical Tongue-ular Wobbit-a-Boobular Fleshical Orbical Score-Us-A-Boobular Tush-a-Particular Ball!) All: HEY! ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/90 "2003-01-08T04:05:20Z")
Oh yeah, the credit: “Tubular Boobular Joy” was sung in episode 519 - Outlaw ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/91 "2003-01-08T04:08:42Z")
And for a bit more **Space Mutiny** fun: \ Man, I’d rather get a table dance from Trent Lott! (Space Mutiny) ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/92 "2003-01-08T06:01:35Z")
From that bizarre short that appeared to be advertising phones, where the wife is singing a song about how she’s like a better kitchen: \: Well, wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up first! Riding With Death: \: I’m coming up on your rear! \: They have such cute euphamisms for sex! Various other euphamisms, including: My rigid grill structure is approaching your unprotected cargo area! ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/93 "2003-01-08T06:03:58Z")
\ All right, I’m comin’ up on your mud flaps at 67! ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/94 "2003-01-08T08:13:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Harry Lime \* > \*\*I also have to mention one of the best highbrow references from that show. In _The Brain That Wouldn’t Die_, when Kurt was arguing w/ Jan in the Pan he declares her “A mere head in search of a body.” Mike leans over to the bots and says “Isn’t that a Pirandello play?” 😃 Killed me on the spot. \*\* I liked the one that had the instructor of a skydiving school in a room, stretching a parachute out over one wall. A man comes in and sees her working: MAN: “What’re you doing?” TOM SERVO: “Workin’ for Cristo!” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/95 "2003-01-08T14:02:04Z")
From “Bloodlust” - As Betty and Jeanie (or whatever their names were) mince through the jungle in impossibly tight pants - MIKE: Looks like you need a pants-horn to get into those things! ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/96 "2003-01-08T16:04:16Z")
“Racket Girls” Servo “And now its the running of the breasts” Mike “its never easy when you break up with grandma” “Bloodwaters of Dr. Z” After the creature is shot creature-“oh the pain” Mike-“Jonathan Harris should sue” ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/97 "2003-01-08T18:11:17Z")
I watched _Pod People_ again last night. A few more: Actor on screen says something about camping. Tom Servo: Camping? I’ll dress up as Noel Coward and you start reciting Oscar Wilde. Actor on screen climbs a rope, hand over hand. Joel: He’s gonna get his Presidential Fitness Award. It’s a shoo-in. Actress on screen: …Especially with boobs like that! Tom Servo: Joel, what are boobs? Joel: You know, like Jethro Bodine. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/98 "2003-01-08T18:27:31Z")
I just remembered the best line from [Horrors of Spider Island](http://www.geocities.com/csquaredfunderburk/spiderreview.html): TOM: Gary! Thy Lord commandeth! Tug your pants down a titch and put on a shirt! ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/99 "2003-01-09T00:52:37Z")
Teenagers from Outer Space: I buy that Niquil for colds, not for you to make Niquiadas. ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mst3k-quote/146715/100 "2003-01-09T03:30:19Z")
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