# Mt. Rushmore or your state...with a beard of evil!

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 18, 2014, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mt-rushmore-or-your-state-with-a-beard-of-evil/683996 "2014-03-18T13:06:08Z")\
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Thread over [yonder](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17205879&posted=1#post17205879) asking who you would put on the Mt. Rushmore of your state.

What about the ANTI-Rushmore? 4 folks from your state that for whatever reason embody all that is evil and wrong.

Same rules as that thread as well, all credit to Happy Leddervedder:

> [@Mt. Rushmore of your state](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mt-rushmore-of-your-state/683636/1):
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> -Being born there isn’t enough (for instance, Malcolm X was born in Nebraska, however he lived there less than a year).
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> -This person has to have made an impact on your state, either by what they did there or by living there during a time they made an impact on the nation or world, or by living there long enough as to be considered “one of your own.”
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> -One state doesn’t necessarily have exclusive claim on an individual (more than one state can put someone on their Mt. Rushmore, as long as this person has some substantial presence in a state).

Also, it doesn’t have to be someone you necessarily dislike or who is universally disliked, there just has to be a well-known evil connotation. At least one example like this will be on my list.

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Missouri:

Jesse James  
Rush Limbaugh  
James Earl Ray  
Carrie Nation 😉

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Washington DC:  
Richad Nixon  
Marion Barry  
Dick Cheney  
Allen Dulles

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Texas:

Lee Harvey Oswald  
Bush 2  
Charles Whitman  
David Koresh

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**Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mt-rushmore-or-your-state-with-a-beard-of-evil/683996/5 "2014-03-18T13:37:27Z")

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This is tougher for Nebraska. As I said in the other thread, Buffalo Bill and William Jennings Bryan were on the wrong side of history more often than I’d like, but neither was really a historical villain in any real sense. Charles Starkweather is the only name that’s obvious who would be known outside the state. [Michael Ryan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_W._Ryan)would be on my list, but I doubt many of you know who he is. Likewise [Tom Dennison](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Dennison_(political_boss)). Charles Manson went to Boys Town for a while, but I don’t think that counts.

In the 1970s, Nebraska was reputed to have the worst Senate delegation of all 50 states in Carl Curtis and Roman Hruska, but I’ve known too many people who were personally helped by both men to put the “beard of evil” on either of them.

This will take some thought.

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Pee Wee Herman  
George Zimmerman  
Ted Bundy  
Jimmy Buffett

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**Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mt-rushmore-or-your-state-with-a-beard-of-evil/683996/7 "2014-03-18T13:41:35Z")

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Gosh, I could almost do this just in Gainesville.

Florida:

Ted Bundy  
Terry Jones  
Danny Rolling  
That dude in south Florida who got shot while eating that other dude’s face.

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OK, I’ve had my thought.

Dick Cheney  
Charles Starkweather  
Michael Ryan  
Tom Dennison

ETA: If anyone knows of any major figures in Native American genocide with close ties to Nebraska, please let me know.

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**Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mt-rushmore-or-your-state-with-a-beard-of-evil/683996/9 "2014-03-18T13:59:08Z")

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For Connecticut:

Benedict Arnold  
[Anthony Comstock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Comstock)  
George W Bush  
Henry Kissinger

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**Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mt-rushmore-or-your-state-with-a-beard-of-evil/683996/10 "2014-03-18T14:21:55Z")

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I’ll do my English one again if I may:

Andrew Wakefield  
Harold Shipman  
Piers Morgan  
Simon Cowell

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**Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mt-rushmore-or-your-state-with-a-beard-of-evil/683996/11 "2014-03-18T14:26:40Z")

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Already did this in the other thread, but:

Maryland:

John Wilkes Booth  
Spiro Agnew  
Alger Hiss  
Dr. Samuel Mudd

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For Virginia, I’m tempted to list four generals from a certain insurrection that was in progress 150 years ago, but they’re still all regarded as heroes in the Commonwealth, and have highways and stuff named after them.

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Illinois:

[HH Holmes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes)  
John Wayne Gacy  
Al Capone  
Ronald Reagan

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Wisconsin has some “good” ones, due in part to our history of crazed mass murderers. Steering clear of any current political jabs, I give you:

Ed Gein  
Jeffrey Dahmner  
Joseph McCarthy  
[Aldrich Ames](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aldrich_Ames)

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I’ll also do my home state:

Washington

Ted Bundy  
[Westley Allan Dodd](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westley_Allan_Dodd)  
Gary Ridgeway (Green River Killer)  
[Robert Lee Yates](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Lee_Yates)

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**Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mt-rushmore-or-your-state-with-a-beard-of-evil/683996/16 "2014-03-18T17:11:24Z")

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I refuse to participate in this thread as limiting to only 4 people for Texas would be like choosing 4 smelliest garbage dumps in the US. Impossible.

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Massachusetts:

Whitey Bulger, Lizzie Borden, Charles Ponzi, Charles Stuart

I’m sure there are better choices, but those came to mind.

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> I refuse to participate in this thread as limiting to only 4 people for Texas would be like choosing 4 smelliest garbage dumps in the US. Impossible.

Come on. I took GWB off your hands; that should make it easier for you.

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**Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mt-rushmore-or-your-state-with-a-beard-of-evil/683996/19 "2014-03-18T19:46:21Z")

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New York: A lot of people to choose from, naturally.

**Carlo Gambino** , John Gotti, Bugsy Siegel,

Al Sharpton

**Ethel or Julius Rosenberg**

William Marcy “Boss” Tweed, **Fernando Wood**

David “Son of Sam” Berkowitz

**Bernie Madoff**  
Texas:

Clyde Barrow  
John Wesley Hardin  
Lee Harvey Oswald  
John William King (or Shawn Berry or Lawrence Brewer)\*  
\*The guys who dragged James Byrd to death behind a truck

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
>
> Already did this in the other thread, but:
> 
> Maryland:
> 
> John Wilkes Booth  
> Spiro Agnew  
> Alger Hiss  
> Dr. Samuel Mudd

Can we fit Jeffrey Levitt in there somewhere? Robert Irsay?

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