MTV's The State-anyone remember?

Does anyone remember the live bit at the end of one episode, where Michael Ian Black was complaining about that current season of The Real World? Apologies broccoli! for the paraphrasing, but here goes:

“These people can’t have a good time anywhere. They go to Mexico and rent mopeds, and Beth sprains her ankle. Fat Beth, not lesbian Beth. I could have more fun taking seven random people from the audience, and going to Paramus for the weekend on mopeds. So who’s with me?! OK!! We’re going to Paramus!!”

Then he starts picking people from the audience during the end credits, and they roll out of there on mopeds. Hilarious.

Oh, and remember the three guys from NY whose car broke down around some lighthouse? And the guy in the lighthouse was a Norman Bates type pervert who kept asking them about the S&M bars in New York?

And then the tow-truck guy comes, and he’s wearing a black leather thong and metal studs or something?

""sports bar, eh? takes all kinds… takes all kinds…

LOL, I just remembered…

Boy: MY hormones?! Whatta bout YOUR hormones?!

Sorry for typing in dialect… i’m the next Mark Twain.

Everyone sing with me! " You’ll always give me a boner… :slight_smile: [sub]guess what Elfie was watching this afternoon[/sub]

I have mixed feelings about this show, sort of like I do about “Beavis and Butt-Head”…yes, they were both awesome, but they were also both part of the much lamented trend on MTV away from music videos and toward shows.

Anyway, I have a bunch of the episodes in digital form, which I acquired via means we aren’t supposed to discuss here. Not the highest quality, but watchable.

Woman, later: Maybe you should try taking your own advice!

–Cliffy

“I’ve never been in love.”
“I was in love with my cousin once.”
“Wow, that’s weird.”
“Yeah. She’s dead now.”
“That’s cool.”

I never saw the show when it was on, but a friend in college had a video of some of the skits, including the Last Supper-Dip Your Balls skit.

But the absolutely funniest thing was the first clip. Some lady is ironing her clothes and a Snuggles Fabric Softener Bear climbs on top of the pile of folded clothes and I think starts to talk like it’s some commercial. All of sudden the lady sees it, screams, and beats it with her iron. It may not sound all that funny in text, but I was practically crying I laughed so hard.

Hey, I found the webpage that The State cast members mantain. On it there’s a petition to get the show released on DVD

the site is here: http://www.the-state.com/
and the petition is here: http://www.petitiononline.com/STVHSDVD/petition.html

The petition may or may not help, but a similar one did help convince Paramont to prepare to release my favorite show, [sub]Dawson’s Creek[/sub], this April(after the petitionthey had a survey- citing " having recieved notice of interest from many fans" - in the fall about best of vs seasons, and they’ve since decided to release the first season.) , so it can’t hurt.

Actually, no - looking at a cast list of the State, none of them appear to have gone onto either SWC or UCB. But yes, all three of the mentioned shows are probably the funniest shows ever to be on tv.

Teacher: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Student: whoosh!

On that page with videos, what’s the monkey torture skit called? I want to check it out.

The Pope sketch was great!

“Oh, no! We spilled-a the sauce-a on hi s nice-a white-a suit-a!”

“Hey! It’s-a OK! I’m-a the Pope-a!”

The weren’t in the cast, but according that official site:

"1999-2000: “Strangers with Candy” - David Wain and Tom Lennon both wrote episodes of this show on Comedy Central. "

Wasn’t there a “military fetishist” sketch too?

Or was that The Edge? (similar short lived sketch show)

All I remember is a soldier hooking up electrodes to his nipples and then the Guns of Navarrone stopped firing. :smiley:

My favorites are
“Barry, Lavone, Stick your asses in that Puddin’!” “Yes Mother Ship”

“Toothbrush, You Came Back!”

“Me and God are like this!”

It’s the Barry Lutz Show, from show 201.

No, it’s
“Toothbrush! Toothbrush you’ve come back to me! And look, you started a family!”

“Ah, the Popa! He’sa so nicea!”
I didn’t know that the redheaded gay guy was gay in real life. H’uh. Go figure.

This thread pulled me back onto the boards after about a year and a half off. Hey, having a kid will do that to you.

The Inbred Brothers was one of my favorites:

“Whut am I doin’? Whut am I doin’?”

And yes, I’ve had this sig for about two years or so.