# Muad'Dib, Question: How thick is your skull? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 30, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048 "2001-11-30T01:23:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/1 "2001-11-30T01:23:19Z")
I imagine that you have the brain the size of a pea when you started this thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101404](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101404) which gets moved because it’s not a “General Question” it’s pretty mundane. Oh then you get ticked off at a Moderator in MPSIMS where you should know by now that complaints go in here, THE PIT. > [@](#): > > Jerk moderator. > This should not have been moved. > I really do want to know why you can’t find been beaf and cheese burritos. Great, you really want to know but it’s not like he closed the damn thing, it was felt it was better served in Mundane Pointless Stuff. I think a good majority of us would agree. Then: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101451](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101451) Yes, ANOTHER damn thread about your twisted need to find out about a God damned beef, bean and cheese burrito! :rolleyes: Oh then you had to whine about it in ABTMB: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101576](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101576) > [@](#): > > First it is moved, to an entirely wrong area, and now I wake up and find that it is locked. > Please leave my thread alone. It is an honest question and there is no reason for anyone to continuse changing it,moving it, etc. THEN, you went and posted it again in GQ: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101672](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101672) How soon does it sink in for you to realize that a moderator thinks that your stupid ass question does not belong in GQ? How long before you realize where and how to post stuff. And why is it such a big damn deal to begin with? Sheesh. I have seen some people slow to learn on the boards, those people are usually pardoned but your attempts at finding out about a fucking burrito has gone way over board. Geez. \< techchick, having burritos for dinner \> ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/2 "2001-11-30T01:29:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*\< techchick, having burritos for dinner \> \*\* Bean, Beef and Cheese burritos? :: d & r ::: ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/3 "2001-11-30T01:35:13Z")
I have an image of **Muad’Dib** standing in front of the frozen food fridge at a gas station at 3am, mumbling to himself and waving his arms around, then eventually taking a bean and beef burrito and a bean and cheese burrito and mushing them together, while the guy behind the bulletproof glass yells at him until he scampers off… ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/4 "2001-11-30T01:43:25Z")
You know how kids are. They want what they want when they want it. You just gotta put them in their place sometimes…ya know? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/5 "2001-11-30T01:43:58Z")
You people sicken me. Yes, you sicken me to my very soul. Do you not see that **Maud’Dib** needs our help? Do you not see the importance of a bean beef and cheese burrito in the grand scheme of things, or are your minds too small to grasp such a weighty concept? No, instead of helping this poor fellow, you mock him. Some (yes, I’m looking at you **techchick** have the nerve to explain that he coupd make his own bean beef and cheese burrito. How does that help him? That doens’t answer the all-important question that has plagued the frozen food shoppers. He doesn’t care how to make one, we need to know why there aren’t any already made for us! Yes, mock and torture this poor soul. Do not help him in his quest, for that is the way of the feeble minded. I for one, am right behind you **Maud’Dib** (but not too closely behind with all that burrito eating you’re doing) and after we solve this riddle we will go after the eternal question of “What ever happen to my Pudding Pops?!” ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/6 "2001-11-30T01:53:10Z")
That’s not the question. The question is…Where the hell are the caramel M&M’s!! [Mentioned here by Esprix](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=87065) I’ve looked every where! Can I find them? No. Does anyone know about them? No. Not going to give up hope though. **I want my caramel M&M’s!** ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/7 "2001-11-30T02:26:48Z")
Perhaps he is distracted and upset because he has gas? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/8 "2001-11-30T02:46:05Z")
Guess what I’m making for dinner tomorrow, yep beef, bean and cheese burritos. With sour cream no less ! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/9 "2001-11-30T02:54:32Z")
But he didn’t _want_ sourcream… ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/10 "2001-11-30T03:09:12Z")
Any burrito that contains beans is an abomination to the ghods. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/11 "2001-11-30T03:27:12Z")
Yes, and cheeseburgers with cheese in them! They, too are abominable! French fries with salt! Milkshakes with milk! Ice cream with cold! Sorry, **Xploder** , but it’s just not a burrito if there aren’t any beans in it. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/12 "2001-11-30T03:46:04Z")
**Xploder** is right. **Miller** is wrong. Thus I have spoken Fenris, Arbiter of Food ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/13 "2001-11-30T03:57:22Z")
Thanks **Fenris**. Pinto beans are horrible, slimy caricatures of normal vegetables. Now a **good** burrito contains, meat, cheese, sour cream, salsa (hotter the better), black olives and a VERY few tomatos. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/14 "2001-11-30T03:58:55Z")
What about avacado ya nazis ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/15 "2001-11-30T04:01:04Z")
You all are sick, fucking sick I tell you. Beef in burritos? \< valley girl ahead \> Gag me with a spoon. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/16 "2001-11-30T04:27:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Xploder \* > \*\*Thanks **Fenris**. Pinto beans are horrible, slimy caricatures of normal vegetables. > > Now a **good** burrito contains, meat, cheese, sour cream, salsa (hotter the better), black olives and a VERY few tomatos. \*\* Olives are not acceptable unless you’re doing some sort of horrid fusion Mediterranean/Mexican thing. Salsa is barely acceptible if pico de gallo (sp) can’t be had. The cheese may be either Cheddar, Montery Jack, Cheddar Jack, Queso Blanco or a very limited number of others. Mozzarella and \< gag choke retch (for burrito purposes) \> Bleu Cheese (I’ve seen it done. It was _wrong_!) will not be permitted. Avacado slices or even guacamole will be permitted. You also left out fresh, shredded lettuce (romaine or iceburg. Crispyness is key). Thus I decree it and thus it will be. Fenris, Arbiter of Food ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/17 "2001-11-30T04:48:13Z")
I don’t see what his problem is. You can get beef, bean, and cheese burritos in the frozen food section of Kroger (I believe the brand is Marquez). ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/18 "2001-11-30T04:55:49Z")
What was that Onion Taco Bell article - “We’ve mixed our five basic ingredients _in a whole new way!_” Esprix ---
**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/19 "2001-11-30T05:08:45Z")
## “Any burrito that contains beans is an abomination to the ghods.” Any burrito that does not contain refried beans, onions, and jalapeneos, well, I hate to be picky, but it ain’t fit to eat. f ---
**Author:** ![Truth\_Seeker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Truth\_Seeker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truth_Seeker)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/20 "2001-11-30T05:18:15Z")
“Arbiter of Food,” indeed! You go into paroxysms about the lettuce \* and completely forget to discuss the “beef”!\* Listening to you, some people might get the idea it is acceptable to use _hamburger_! Au Contraire! Regardless of what _shudder_ Taco Bell would have you believe, the “beef” _must_ be carne asada. BTW IMHO the entire concept of a frozen “burrito” is roughly on a par with the idea of “instant” wine. You can call it a burrito, if you want, but that doesn’t make it one. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048.md?page=2)