# Muad'Dib, Question: How thick is your skull? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 30, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048 "2001-11-30T01:23:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/41 "2001-11-30T15:56:02Z")
Here in Atlanta we have a little place called “Chico and Chang’s”. The menu is Mexican… and Chinese. I am now convinced that a Seschwan Beef Burrito is truly the manna of the gods. Just thought I’d share. ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/42 "2001-11-30T16:03:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by filthy \* > \*\* > > Any burrito that does not contain refried beans, onions, and jalapeneos, well, I hate to be picky, but it ain’t fit to eat. > > f \*\* What’s up with that? If you do it right the first time, you won’t have to refry the damn beans. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/43 "2001-11-30T17:41:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Hot rooster sauce? Of course. If there’s chicken fuckin’ happenin’, there **has** to be some hot rooster sauce dispensed. Unless he’s impotent. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/44 "2001-11-30T17:53:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > **Good lord! Zenster hasn’t come in here with a 75 ingredient burrito recipe yet?** You want I should add “burrito” to the thread title? That’ll bring him in here with his apron flappin’. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/45 "2001-11-30T19:06:49Z")
Fenris, you are arbiter of squat, if that’s your burrito recipe. You put no onions in there, added Avocado Slices ( **Slices?** ) and lettuce? For God’s sake man, have you gone mad? You might as well throw some sssprouts in the thing, and call it a Wrap. Oh and BTW, “I really do want to know why you can’t find been beaf and cheese burritos.” Easy, 'cause they ain’t Kosher! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/46 "2001-11-30T20:09:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Of course. If there’s chicken fuckin’ happenin’, there has to be some hot rooster sauce dispensed. Oh yeah baby, creamy, hot Hot Rooster Sauce. Mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm. Brings tears to all the little chicken’s eyes as it slides slowly down our throats in orgasmic pleasure. Hot rooster sauce = red hot Chinese pepper sauce. ---
**Author:** ![k.os](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@k.os](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k.os)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/47 "2001-11-30T20:30:45Z")
Ahhh! I see! You’re talking about [Sriracha](http://www.huyfong.com/no_frames/sriracha.htm) sauce. The funny thing is that, being a Francophone, I have heard it pronounced _cire a chat_, which in English would mean cat wax! :eek: Great sauce, though! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/48 "2001-11-30T20:46:38Z")
Ahhhh yes, that it the one. Seeing that big cock on the bottle is making me hot already (or at least my tongue). 😉 GOOD STUFF! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/49 "2001-11-30T20:54:16Z")
Thanks, Diane, now I have to go take a cold shower. Luckily, given the weather, I can just stand outside for that. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/50 "2001-11-30T21:00:00Z")
Can’t you just get a beef bean and cheese burrito 24 hours a day at Taco Bell anywhere in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/51 "2001-11-30T21:02:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Thanks, Diane, now I have to go take a cold shower. That’s a man for ya. Talk about food and the next thing you know they need a cold shower. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/52 "2001-11-30T21:24:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by k.os \* > \*\*Ahhh! I see! You’re talking about [Sriracha](http://www.huyfong.com/no_frames/sriracha.htm) sauce. The funny thing is that, being a Francophone, I have heard it pronounced _cire a chat_, which in English would mean cat wax! :eek: > > Great sauce, though! \*\* Oh, _that_ stuff! Never heard it referred to as “hot rooster sauce” before, but I’ve got a bottle in my fridge at home. Yes, it is really good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/53 "2001-11-30T22:18:21Z")
What is most unnerving, **techchick68** , is that you know the answer but you won’t tell. Please! The guy needs to know about the burritos. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*y’all are fucky. Burritos should be made with nice, shredded chicken \*\* Shredded. As in mechanically separated? The mechanically separated chicken lobby has put pressure on the geneticists to breed a chicken with no beak, feet, and feathers. See it adds another step: you must remove these parts before feeding the carcass to the shredder. We’re not a long way from Gary Larson’s boneless chicken ranch. Chicken burritos are abominable, even if you do manage to get one that is chicken not pigeon. Get thee to TBH on Fullerton and Ashland. Carne asada and grande horchata is your order. Just trying to help, **jarbabyj** , returning the favor. You don’t know it, but you’ve helped me a lot. Since I’ve read your stuff, I now listen to Rammstein Live aus Berlin every morning to purge the cobwebs, and on my lunch hour I read Wally Lamb. As a matter of fact, _She’s Come Undone_ reminds me so much of Maugham’s _Of Human Bondage_. Does _Of Human Bondage_ make it onto your recommended list of classics? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/54 "2001-11-30T22:26:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > **Pssssst Euty You bring the Corona and the movie and I will make burritos.** Okay … let me get this straight. I’m a guy … and you’re letting _me_ pick out the movie? Do you know what you’re possibly in for? God only knows what I might come up with, but it sure as hell ain’t gonna be **My Fair Lady**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/55 "2001-11-30T22:30:09Z")
> [@](#): > > What is most unnerving, techchick68, is that you know the answer but you won’t tell. Please! The guy needs to know about the burritos. The funny thing is, before **Burrito Boy** aka **Maud’Dib** started making an ass out of himself, I did a search on Google and could NOT come up with a frozen food company that actually sells beef, bean and cheese burritos. You got your beef and cheese, your bean and cheese but not your beef, bean and cheese. I have never seen the damned things anywhere either. The problem is, **Burrito Boy** made such a childish fuss about the placement of his thread I decided a thread dedicated to his temper tantrum would be fun. And so far it has been. Some people crack me up. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/56 "2001-11-30T22:32:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Okay … let me get this straight. I’m a guy … and you’re letting _me_ pick out the movie? > > Do you know what you’re possibly in for? > > God only knows what I might come up with, but it sure as hell ain’t gonna be **My Fair Lady**. 😉 \*\* Hey, I like action movies, just nothing with Sylvester Stalone, Antonio Banderas or any martial arts flicks. There’s still a large base to choose from. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/57 "2001-11-30T23:27:48Z")
InnaGaddaBurrito, Baby… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/58 "2001-12-01T00:04:45Z")
> [@](#): > > That’s a man for ya. Talk about food and the next thing you know they need a cold shower. Oh, please… men have two feelings: Hungry and horny. And, to men, they’re so similar they might as well be interchangeable. Why do you think men have so many fantasies about pouring whipped cream and chocolate on women? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/59 "2001-12-01T00:50:55Z")
It’s a strange pairing of drives. Doesn’t do much for me. When I was a lad, I thought that liquid honey would be fun. Boy, did _that_ turn out wrong. I never use condiments. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/60 "2001-12-01T00:50:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > Can’t you just get a beef bean and cheese burrito 24 hours a day at Taco Bell anywhere in the world. Bah! You can’t get Mexican food at Taco Bell. Can you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048.md?page=4)