# Muad'Dib, Question: How thick is your skull? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 30, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048 "2001-11-30T01:23:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/101 "2002-12-17T14:07:30Z")
And I still like cock sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Reuben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Reuben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuben)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/102 "2002-12-17T14:17:13Z")
:eek: I probably should have read pages 1 & 2 first, shouldn’t I ? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/103 "2002-12-17T14:17:43Z")
I can’t get enough [cock sauce](http://www.asiamex.com/tayabas/gensym-2856.html). What? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/104 "2002-12-17T14:26:04Z")
Weel normally reviving zombie threads is not a good thing but the the [bean beef and cheese burrito](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101404) was a sort of mini-classic where we saw a newbie use the term “jerk moderator” right out the gate and not get banned, and Ukulele Ike admitted the error of his ways for daring to move the thread > [@](#): > > * * * > > ## Originally posted by Muad’Dib Jerk moderator. This should not have been moved. I really do want to know why you can’t find been beaf and cheese burritos. > > Christ, you’re right. I’m such a bloody FOOL. > > PEOPLE! Rally round! Help the man! > WHY YOU CAN’T FIND BEEN BEAF AND CHEESE BURRITOS??? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/105 "2002-12-17T17:08:04Z")
Is Cock Sauce what they use for Tiger Penis Soup? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/106 "2002-12-17T18:49:56Z")
They should shape the bottle differently. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/107 "2002-12-17T18:56:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reuben \* > \*\*:eek: > > I probably should have read pages 1 & 2 first, shouldn’t I ? \*\* HAH! That’ll teach you to skip pages! :wally Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/108 "2002-12-17T20:05:44Z")
Somebody needs to tell **Billy Baroo** that they’ve managed to find a way to breed a [featherless chicken](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2000003.stm). I’m sure he’ll be happy. ---
**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/109 "2002-12-17T21:08:09Z")
EHEHH!!! I had a beef and bean burrito for lunch! I put cheese on top of it, slathered it with hot sauce and ate it with Doritos! I use the burrito as a dip. HEHEHE! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/110 "2002-12-17T23:11:08Z")
Calm down, **Jurhael** … you sound like my sister! 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![TheWatcherInTheWater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9d8465/32.png) [@TheWatcherInTheWater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheWatcherInTheWater)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/111 "2002-12-18T00:29:30Z")
He who controls the bean, beef and cheese burrito controls the UNIVERSE ---
**Author:** ![RobertTB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@RobertTB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobertTB)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/112 "2002-12-18T01:01:13Z")
It is said in the ancient texts that The Burrito knows all… ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/113 "2002-12-18T01:03:56Z")
And you can wrap 'em in your tinfoil hat! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/114 "2002-12-18T01:52:13Z")
Dammit, now I’m cranky, bored and HUNGRY. :mad: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048/115 "2002-12-18T04:29:15Z")
There are no edible burritos to be had on the Main Line. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muaddib-question-how-thick-is-your-skull/96048.md?page=5)