# Muchos Kudos to 2 very special ladies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298 "2000-12-06T13:17:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/1 "2000-12-06T13:17:21Z")
This thread is for worshiping at the feet of the ever beautiful Evilbeth and the “Sultyr” Goddess Tatertot. Evilbeth takes the time out from her busy schedule of work study and hubbie to send me postcards of dried up 80’s pop stars to show how much she wuuvs me. She mails me about other stuff too!! And aside from being my bitchmaster, she rocks in just about everyway imaginable. Tater, of course was once Queen of the Cunning Plot. she has since retired from that business, but I am sure she still has the ability to be evil if she needs to be. Plus I wuuv her aswell. So, this is the thread to proclaim your undying admiration for these 2 gorgeous specimens of Womankind. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/2 "2000-12-06T13:28:03Z")
I sure admire the heck out of us! Okay, CubbyBunny, I have taken the waffling off of your status. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/3 "2000-12-07T06:33:25Z")
AHEM!!! And _ **why** _ has NO ONE else responded to this thread so far? **BUMP!!** Twisty, you are on your way to being forgiven! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/4 "2000-12-07T06:39:12Z")
I admire you **bethie**! 😃 You bring feeling in my life You’re the inspiration! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/5 "2000-12-07T07:46:40Z")
tater, I think you are the cat’s meow! (I’ve always wanted to use that expression but it never really came up!) Hmmm…do you suppose that maybe it’s true that no one else likes us? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/6 "2000-12-07T08:19:15Z")
Oh, **bethie** , does it really matter if nobody else loves us? After all: As long as we got each other We got the world spinnin´ Right in our hands Baby you and me We gotta be The luckiest dreamers Who never quit dreamin’ _Never quit dreaming, bethie, NEVER QUIT DREAMING!_ ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/7 "2000-12-07T08:40:34Z")
I love ya both… I just do it very quietly… [sub]and from very far away…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/8 "2000-12-07T08:40:46Z")
You know, Trac, that’s so true. And just remember that …if you’re lost and on your own You can never surrender And if your path won’t lead you home You can never surrender And when the night is cold and dark You can see, you can see light Cause no one can take away your right To fight and never surrender ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/9 "2000-12-07T08:47:05Z")
beth, you are so wise! And never forget: _If you’re lost, you can look and you will find me, Time after time. If you fall I will catch you, I’ll be waiting, Time after time._ Yes, **I will be waiting!** So, **smug** , feed our egos…what is it about us that you love? Because we haven’t _decided_ if we’ve fully forgiven **Cubby** and we might need another 3rd for our little threesome. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/10 "2000-12-07T08:53:01Z")
Well, let me be the second to second **TwistofFate**. You are both posters that I live in awe of. Heck I’ll second **smug** too, just for good measure. Said it as well as I could’ve. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/11 "2000-12-07T09:15:45Z")
Hmmm…slowly the loyal trickle in…thank you. What exactly is it about us that inspires awe? Is it our dizzying intellect? Our unsurpassed beauty? Our radiant charms? Our unrivaled sexual prowess? Our vast knowledge of cheesy-ass love song lyrics? Be specific! Oh, and Tracy, did I ever tell you you’re my hero? You’re everything I wish I could be. I could fly higher than an eagle 'Cause you are the wind beneath my wings. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/12 "2000-12-07T09:23:55Z")
And **bethie** as you carry on today, keep these words in your heart: _It’s the heart afraid of breaking That never learns to dance It’s the dream afraid of waking That never takes the chance. Its the one who won’t be taken Who cannot seem to give And the soul afraid of dying That never learns to live._ Truer words were never sung, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/13 "2000-12-07T09:46:32Z")
True, so true. We are peas in a pod, we two. In fact, Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in-between How can we be wrong Sail away with me to another world And we rely on each other, ah-ah From one lover to another, ah-ah ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/14 "2000-12-07T09:58:53Z")
_ **beth** , the two of us need look no more We both found what we were looking for With a friend to call my own I’ll never be alone And, you my friend will see That you’ve got a friend in me._ And, **beth** , please: _Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter Togetherness, well that’s all I’m after Whenever you need me, I’ll be there I’ll be there to protect you With an unselfish love I respect you Just call my name and I’ll be there_ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/15 "2000-12-07T10:09:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Hmmm…slowly the loyal trickle in…thank you. > > What exactly is it about us that inspires awe? > > Is it our dizzying intellect? > > Our unsurpassed beauty? > > Our radiant charms? > > Our unrivaled sexual prowess? > > Our vast knowledge of cheesy-ass love song lyrics? > > Be specific!\*\* Well, I have no doubt that your beauty would shame the most rarest of flowers, or that your sexual prowess would make the pope think twice, but… vast knowledge of cheesy-ass love songs. Now **that** is awe inspiring. I bet if Nixon had sang some cheesy ass love song lyrics, instead of that “I am not a crook” bit, he would’ve been loved worldwide. I can see it now… Dick Nixon getting up in front of a crowd and breaking out into a rendition of “Dream Lover”. The crowd breaks out into a chorus of cheers. Enemies become friends, world peace soon follows. Would’ve been perfect. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/16 "2000-12-07T10:15:20Z")
corvus, I’m glad you appreciate real talent! tater, that is so sweet of you to say. And since it appears that it’s just me & you together in this crazy mixed up world, I just want to say, I , I just want to be your ev’rything Open up the heaven in your heart and let me be the things you are to me and not some puppet on a string Oh, if I stay here without you , darling , I will die I want you laying in the love I have to bring I’d do anything to be your ev’rything. and remember, Just the two of us We can make it if we try Just the two of us Just the two of us Building castles in the sky Just the two of us You and I ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/17 "2000-12-07T10:24:27Z")
**bethie** , I fear our trio has dwindled down to a duo…☹ At least now we know whose love is true! \*Me and you and you and me No matter how they toss the dice it had to be The only one for me is you and you for me So happy together I can’t see me loving nobody but you for all my life When you’re with me baby the sky’s always blue for all my life If I should call you up invest a dime And you say you belong to me and ease my mind Imagine how the world could be so very fine So happy together\* I’ll miss that Cubby, but maybe it’s better this way…we’d hurt each other with the things we want to say. We could have been so good together, we could have lived and danced forever…but now who’s going to dance with me? I’ll tell you who! Beth. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/18 "2000-12-07T10:35:16Z")
We’re takin’ this puppy to two pages if it kills us! Tracy, yes, perhaps it is better that we are alone with only each other. At least, we know we have each other and we’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got. It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not. We’ve got each other and that’s alot. I’ll always remember that you were always there for me. The tender wind that carried me. A light in the dark shining your love into my life. You’ve been my inspiration. Through the lies you were the truth. My world is a better place because of you. Nevermind that no one else seems to want to participate in our thread. Just remember that every rose has it’s thorn. Just like every night has it’s dawn. Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song. Every rose has it’s thorn. Yeah, it does. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/19 "2000-12-07T10:45:55Z")
Yes, beth, it’s just the two of us braving the world together…but no matter how tough it gets, keep smiling, keep shining, knowing you can always count on me, for sure. That’s what friends are for. For good times, and bad times, I’ll be on your side forever more, that’s what friends are for. And then, for the times when we’re apart, well then close your eyes and know these words are coming from the heart. And then if you can remember: Everything good, everything fine That’s what you are So put your hand in mine and together we’ll climb As high as the highest star I’m living the life time in every minute That we’re together And I’m staying right here forever, oh Girl, you’re every woman in the world to me You’re my fantasy, you’re my reality Girl, you’re every woman in the world to me You’re everything I need, you’re everything to me Oh girl ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/20 "2000-12-07T10:48:33Z")
Since you 2 were so entwined in singing to each other I thought you wouldn’t want me to join in. Looking back on when I Was a little nappy headed boy Then my only worry Was for Christmas what would be my toy Even though we sometimes Would not get a thing We were happy with the Joy the day would bring Sneaking out the back door To hang out with those hoodlum friends of mine Greeted at the back door With “boy thought I told you not to go outside” Tryin’ your best to bring the Water to your eyes Thinkin’ it might stop her From woopin’ your behind I wish those days could come back once more Why did those days ev-er have to go I wish those days could come back once more Why did those days ev-er have to go Cause I love them so [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298.md?page=2)