# Muchos Kudos to 2 very special ladies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298 "2000-12-06T13:17:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/21 "2000-12-07T10:52:37Z")
Twisty, this one’s for you. I love you in a place where there’s no space or time. I love you for in my life you are a friend of mine. And when my life is over, remember when we were together. We were alone and I was singing this song for you. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/22 "2000-12-07T10:53:52Z")
We thought that heart of yours was true, Cub Didn’t with think it Cubby? Didn’t we think it Cubby? But this time we’re really leaving you Cub Hope you know it Cubby, hope you know it Cubby Ten times or more yes we’ve walked out that door Get this into your head they’ll be no more Didn’t we blow your mind this time? Didn’t we? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/23 "2000-12-07T10:54:56Z")
Tracy, I just want you to know that I can’t smile without you. I can’t smile without you. I can’t laugh and I can’t walk, finding it hard even to talk. And I feel sad when you’re sad. I feel gland when your glad. And you must know what I’m going through, I just can’t smile without you. You came along just like a song you brightened my days. Who’d believe you were part of a dream that always seemed light years away. And you know I can’t smile without you. I can’t smile without you. And you must know what I’m going through, I just can’t smile without you. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/24 "2000-12-07T10:57:15Z")
**Bethie**! We were supposed to leave him hanging for at least 5-10 minutes before singing nice songs to him. Notice, I sang a song, that while breaking up with him, leaves room for a reconcilliation. Sigh. I guess it’s just ME now. All alone. I am a rock. I am an island. But I do feel pain, and I do cry. So I’m not even very good at that. This is depressing. I am going to eat cookies now. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/25 "2000-12-07T11:02:27Z")
Sorry, tater! I misplaced my copy of the rules! Come back! I promise not to do it again! How 'bout if I sing to you? _I’ve been living memories Lost in the warm of your smile Driftin’ through the dreams we used to share Thinkin’ ‘bout the times we spent in love without a care And wishin’ you were there So darlin’ if you should feel you’re lonely tonight And you need someone next to you to hold you tight Just call me and I’ll be there by your side Cause we can put that feelin’ back inside us If we try._ ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/26 "2000-12-07T11:05:46Z")
Here’s a good one, tater–my buddy, my pal! _Let us put man and woman together And see which one is smarter Some say man, but I say no The woman got the man like a puppet show It ain’t me, it’s the people that say The men are leadin’ the women astray But I say that the women today Are smarter than man in every way Well that’s right, the women are smarter That’s right, the women are smarter Little boy sat down and cried An old man passin’ asking him why, he said I can’t do what the big boys do Old man sat down and he cried too Ain’t me, it’s the people that say The men are leadin’ the women astray But I say, that the women today Are smarter than man in every way That’s right, the women are smarter That’s right, the women are smarter That’s right, the women are smarter That’s right, the women are smarter Well that’s right, the women are smarter Smarter than man in every way_ (This is an actual song!) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/27 "2000-12-07T11:07:52Z")
tater, I have to go home now. Please don’t leave me! Please, please, please, please, please!! I will get to post from home some today I hope (after I wake up and write two papers…) Please forgive me! (You can still eat cookies!) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/28 "2000-12-07T11:10:56Z")
{{{{{bethie}}}}} I was all out of love, I was so lost without you I knew you were right believing for so long! I was all out love I was nothing without you! **Forgive me?** Always when we fight, I try to make you laugh until everything’s forgotten, I know you hate that. Always when we fight, I kiss you once or twice. And everything’s forgotten I know you hate that. I love you Sunday Sun, the week’s not yet begun, and everything is quiet and it’s always You and Me always, and forever. You and Me always, and forever. Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah … ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/29 "2000-12-07T11:13:33Z")
You’re leaving me **bethie** all alone on this hard, cruel board, _alone_? You won’t bring me flowers anymore? You won’t sing me love songs anymore? I can’t post, if posting is without you. I can’t post, I can’t post anymore! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/30 "2000-12-07T11:27:35Z")
tater and beth - I think you’re both neato and keen!! And I’d have been here hours ago to voice my admiration, but it’s still dark out and despite having dragged my sorry carcass into the office, I was asleep a mere 90 minutes ago. But I digress… I think you’re both terrific and I hope my daughter grows up to be just like you. \ And tho this is the wrong thread, I offer each of you a holiday smooch on the cheek and a festive hug. {{{{tater and beth}}}} 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/31 "2000-12-07T11:31:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*As long as we got each other > We got the world spinnin´ > Right in our hands > Baby you and me > We gotta be > The luckiest dreamers > Who never quit dreamin’ > \*\* This reminds me of Silver Spoons for some odd reason . . . anyway, yer both tons o’ fun [sup]TM[/sup] and lovely people, especially sweetness:) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/32 "2000-12-07T12:02:11Z")
Here we are, face to face A couple of Silver Spoons. Hopin’ to find, we’re two of a kind Making a go, making it grow. Together, we’re going to find our way. Together, taking the time each day. To learn all about those things you just can’t buy. Two Silver spoons together You and I **And this is the song for the evilTwistytater house of luuuuvvv** Come and knock on our door We’ve been waiting for you Where the kisses are hers and hers and his Three’s company, too! Come and dance on our floor Take a step that is new We’ve a loveable space that needs your face Three’s company, too! You’ll see that life is a ball again and laughter is callin’ for you Down at our rendezvous, Three’s company, too! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/33 "2000-12-08T11:02:51Z")
Twenty four hours ago, yesterday I was happy as a lark But now I go for walks To the movies - maybe to the park And have a seat on the same old bench To watch the children play You know tomorrow is their future But for me it’s just another day They all gather around me They seem to know my name We laugh, tell a few jokes But it still doesn’t ease my pain I know I can’t hide from a memory Though day after day I’ve tried I keep sayin’ she’ll be back But today again I lied Oh, I see beth’s face everywhere I go On the street, and even at the picture show Have you seen beth? Tell me, have you seen beth? Oh, I hear beth’s voice as the cold winds blow In the sweet music on my radio Have you seen beth? Tell me, have you seen beth? Why, oh, why Did beth have to leave and go away Oh-oh-oh, I’ve been used to havin’ bethie to lean on And I’m lost bethie, I’m lost… ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/34 "2000-12-11T05:33:08Z")
I’m back! tater, you know I have to slip away secretly every Thursday and Friday–I have to do my evil upkeep during those hours! I usually return by Saturday but I had to go to a holiday party and endure my relatives this past Saturday. But now I have returned. However, I am sans cheesy song for the moment. I have _got_ to study for my killer finals! I shall return (tomorrow night) with more cheesy songs to tide us over until **everyone** comes tot his thread to proclain their admiration for us! Thanks to everyone who has done their duty thus far. You are appreciated! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298/35 "2000-12-11T07:19:19Z")
I forgot. ☹ I shall miss you, but you are right, school _does_ come first. If only Cubby were here to keep me company! But he’ll be at some computer class until Thursday. But don’t worry, I will survive. Just as long as I know how to love I know I will get by. I’ve got all my life to live, I’ve got all my love to give, I will survive. **I will survive!** [sub]plus, I could always just call y’alls[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muchos-kudos-to-2-very-special-ladies/44298.md?page=1)