# Mugger mugged by tigers.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mugger-mugged-by-tigers/336702>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 21, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mugger-mugged-by-tigers/336702 "2005-12-21T23:27:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mugger-mugged-by-tigers/336702/1 "2005-12-21T23:27:38Z")

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[Link.](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,179408,00.html)  
More proof that God is an iron. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mugger-mugged-by-tigers/336702/2 "2005-12-21T23:56:53Z")

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Uh, nice kitties?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mugger-mugged-by-tigers/336702/3 "2005-12-22T03:25:39Z")

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He was prepared for a fresh fruit attack, but not this.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mugger-mugged-by-tigers/336702/4 "2005-12-22T03:41:36Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> He was prepared for a fresh fruit attack, but not this.

Shoulda had a pointed stick.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mugger-mugged-by-tigers/336702/5 "2005-12-22T04:04:55Z")

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Tigers are native to Asia.  
How ironic.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mugger-mugged-by-tigers/336702/6 "2005-12-22T12:45:19Z")

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What is it with tigers recently? A few weeks ago, I read about a tiger in a zoo in Asia who attacked his keeper and _anally raped him._ I think I saw the article on [ForteanTimes.com](http://ForteanTimes.com), but I can’t find it now. Plus, I’m at work, so there’s no way in hell I’m going to search for “anal tiger rape” or anything like that.