# Mullet Monikers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 7, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503 "2005-01-07T02:45:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Roboto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@Mr.Roboto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Roboto)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/1 "2005-01-07T02:45:34Z")

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Tennessee Tophat  
10/90 (10 percent on top/90 % in the back

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/2 "2005-01-07T02:57:52Z")

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Front for your mom, back for the ladies?  
Work if the front, party in the back?

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/3 "2005-01-07T02:59:25Z")

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Kentucky Waterfall.  
Camaro Helmet.  
Achey Breaky Bad Mistakey.  
Hockey Hair.

[www.mulletsgalore.com](http://www.mulletsgalore.com)

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/4 "2005-01-07T03:07:43Z")

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> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#):
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> Work if the front, party in the back?

I’ve always heard “Business up front, party in the back.”

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/5 "2005-01-07T03:24:37Z")

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Ape Drape

Canadian Neck Warmer

Shorty longback

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/6 "2005-01-07T14:13:16Z")

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The Fine Example.

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**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/7 "2005-01-07T14:18:06Z")

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Iroc hair is one of my faves.  
**Emperor Penguin** - You don’t happen to listen to the Johnny Dare show, do you?

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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/8 "2005-01-07T14:26:26Z")

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Hockey hair. I used to have a good one.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/9 "2005-01-07T14:46:09Z")

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Hello Cleveland!

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/10 "2005-01-07T16:13:07Z")

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> [@Seeker74](#):
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> Iroc hair is one of my faves.

With no racism intende:  
IROC = Italian Retards Out Cruising.

Oddlyenough the original IROC car was a Porsche 911. Do they even have the IROC anymore?

I’ve never had a mullet or a Camero though I admit to liking some '70s butt rock. When I had long hair it was all long, not a mullet.

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mullet-monikers/283503/11 "2005-01-07T17:20:04Z")

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Let’s not forget the women’s version–the Femullet.