# Multiple User Names **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 8, 1999, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488 "1999-12-08T21:06:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/41 "1999-12-10T01:43:00Z")
Krispy, you may be Slythe, but I am the one and only original _slythe_, not to be confused with Sly. One of us is cute and the other one is smart. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/42 "1999-12-10T02:16:00Z")
And you STILL won’t tell me which is which, slythe! Are you the smart one or the cute one?? _grin_ * * * “There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/43 "1999-12-10T02:56:00Z")
What I want to know is, who the hemorrhaging buttfuck is “mahir”? I could almost believe that our favorite horny Turkish net celebrity might stumble across this messageboard somehow, but as with GOD, he only responds when it would be amusing for him to do so. Come on, out with it. Which one of you wiseasses is not a Turk, but plays one on TV? Come forward, and face the music, played on the “enstruman” of your choice. P.S. I kick you! * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/44 "1999-12-10T03:15:00Z")
I can’t believe all you guys can afford all these user names… and the really long ones too. I mean for what Ed charged me for a simple four letter user name, I can only imagine what you had to pay. Well, he did throw in a free elevator pass (just don’t know when I’ll get to the Chicago Reader to use it). ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/45 "1999-12-10T04:01:00Z")
Falcon, I’m smart enough _not_ to post my picture! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![speakeasy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@speakeasy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/speakeasy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/46 "1999-12-10T06:23:00Z")
Well, let’s just have a squint around the old skull, shall we? Hmmm… (Ocular scan, pat, pat, pat) Nope, nobody in here but me. But hey, I’m not antisocial. Party in my head tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/47 "1999-12-10T14:34:00Z")
I am soooo tempted to re-register as **Miserable Scrote** ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/48 "1999-12-10T14:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I am soooo tempted to re-register as **Miserable Scrote** May I suggest **Sad Sack** instead. It means the same, and was a comic character. ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/49 "1999-12-10T16:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > AFAIK, GOD remains unknown. Shouldn’t posts of this nature be made in “Great Debates”? I mean, this is a rant over multiple user names, not a place to vent your cynical theological views! Yours most sincerely, Col. R.J. “Smelly” Throatwarbler, USCG, Ret. (Mrs.) ---
**Author:** ![wol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ac91a4/32.png) [@wol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wol)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/50 "1999-12-10T16:56:00Z")
Who are you? I must request You must come clean and end you jest You think you’re clever and quite wise But I see through your silly lies Only one user name at a time More than that should be a crime It’s not that I wish to be unkind Just stop messing with my mind First you’re “A,” then you’re “B” And then for fun, you post as “C” Only one user name at a time More than that should be a crime Flora’s anonymity I understand She’s known and famous, and that’s just grand She says what she thinks and signs her name Unlike you and your silly mind game Only one user name at a time More than that should be a crime Oh loverock you are the epitome Of all that really aggravates me Your spelling was horrible, your grammar bad And you really had most of us had You weren’t some horny, gross little teen But some board regulars, being quite mean Only one user name at a time More than that should be a crime Impress me with your wisdom and your wit But quit pulling this cowardly shit I post only under only one name And think everyone should do the same You may say something smart or lame But please say it under only one name Only one user name at a time More than that should be a crime ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/51 "1999-12-10T19:16:00Z")
Wol: Wow, a flame you can dance to. Very impressive. I doubt anyone thinks I’m anyone else in disguise- I’ve made far too many newbie mistakes to be a regular in drag. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Being in drag, I mean. I’ll just shut up, now. * * * JMCJ Die, Prentiss, Die! You will never have a more glorious opportunity! ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/52 "1999-12-10T20:09:00Z")
**wol** did rhyme: _I post only under only one name_ WOL is a radio station in Washington, DC. If you ever change your mind about maintaining your single-identityhoodness, I suggest you use **wrhf** as your alter-ego, since this was that station’s original callsign, before it became WOL in on Novemeber 11, 1928. * * * _I’m just trying to be helpful here…_ ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/53 "1999-12-10T20:48:00Z")
I am the poster formerly known as Arg220. You guys changed me…see no more conversion tactics…I am a nice guy. HUGS! Sqrl ## PS. I now feel sooooooo dirty. Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![Bigguns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bigguns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bigguns)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/54 "1999-12-16T21:11:00Z")
I can never let my true identity be revealed. I have pissed off WAY too many people with just ONE post. ---
**Author:** ![TheRealUncleBeerLover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@TheRealUncleBeerLover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheRealUncleBeerLover)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/55 "1999-12-16T21:27:00Z")
Stinkin imposters! ---
**Author:** ![Santa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@Santa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santa)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/56 "1999-12-17T03:24:00Z")
Good thing I"m not an alterego… Who the heck would be dumb enough to post as Santa? * * * ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/57 "1999-12-18T06:14:00Z")
Aw, crap. It looks like I have created a monster. * * * “There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.” ~P.J. O’Rourke~ ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/58 "1999-12-17T19:07:00Z")
or two UncleBeer * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/59 "1999-12-27T04:19:00Z")
Who’s drivin’ this damned bus? The mind may be shattered, the heart dark and ugly and the spirit has flown the coop, but the body refuses to put up with their horseshit, so only one customer at a time, please, no shoving, and thank you VERY FUCKING MUCH! This message has been brought to you by a misanthropic vet with an small collection of firearms. But don’t be frightened. Reeelaaaax. 🙂 _ **\ExTank** _\ _\“If you relax, it hurts less. Trust me.”_\ ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488/60 "1999-12-27T04:24:00Z")
(Straps on a massive tool, greases it up) Bend over, baby, I’M DRIVING! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/multiple-user-names/3488.md?page=4)