# Mundane Haikus
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 29, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767 "2002-03-29T16:42:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/1 "2002-03-29T16:42:02Z")
Laundry room calling
useless is my housewife angst-
Tide weilding wench.
Roof guy ripped me off
the money went up his nose
dont hire cokeheads.
young boy, paintball gun
my childless brother bought it
he must want me dead.
Feel free to add your own!!
P.S…missed you guys
😃
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### Author:  [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/2 "2002-03-29T16:56:33Z")
_Something is wrong here
Witch has but two lonely posts
Damn the failed back-up_
Glad you’re back, O She Of The Once Ever-Expanding Post Count! 😃
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### Author:  [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/3 "2002-03-29T17:06:15Z")
I mourn my post count
Oh! how I worked to get it
better get crackin’
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### Author:  [@Lodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodi)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/4 "2002-03-29T17:14:29Z")
Just five syllables
Now I must use seven here
This just makes no sense
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### Author:  [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/5 "2002-03-29T17:17:50Z")
a good point lodi
but its better than laundry
must revive post count
😃
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### Author:  [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/6 "2002-03-29T17:18:02Z")
Oddly quiet house.
When cat gets home from the vet,
He will come sans balls.
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### Author:  [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/7 "2002-03-29T17:20:04Z")
Oh ball-less kitty
no more spray on furniture
or ceaseless yowling
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### Author:  [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/8 "2002-03-29T17:24:28Z")
_Angry Tomcat comes home
leaves hair balls on silk pillows
Take that, ball-pruner!_
😃
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### Author:  [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/9 "2002-03-29T17:29:40Z")
Witch has seven cats
just ate - lounging in sun
lazy, fat bastards
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### Author:  [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/10 "2002-03-29T19:15:11Z")
This starts my haiku
now it is halfway finished
I hope you liked it
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/11 "2002-03-29T19:25:20Z")
Got news for you Witch
Cat may now be missing balls
But he still might spray
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### Author:  [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/12 "2002-03-29T19:28:19Z")
one, two, three, four, five
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, umm
twelve, thirteen pennies
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### Author:  [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/13 "2002-03-29T19:54:48Z")
Little bird in tree,
Sweetly singing morning in,
Shut your fargin’ yap.
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### Author:  [@Tracytron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracytron)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/14 "2002-03-29T20:06:00Z")
dust on windowsill
can i be bothered to clean?
no, i write my name
haiku pull is strong
addicted to the format
i blame witch for this
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/15 "2002-03-29T20:19:12Z")
pollen ev’rywhere
aaaaaa----chooooooo!
yuck! where’s the kleenex?
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### Author:  [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/16 "2002-03-29T20:39:09Z")
the timepiece counts down
the minutes till my escape
tick, you damn thing, tick!
work eats time best spent
dreading the return to work
monday morning blah!
messy kitchen will
eventually stink, yes?
so why clean it now?
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### Author:  [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/17 "2002-03-29T21:00:30Z")
spray blissfully gone
going on many years now
and no damn kittens.
Ah, my Lady Tron
I see youve come to feed your
haiku addiction 😛
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### Author:  [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/18 "2002-03-29T21:02:01Z")
my mouse is broken
maybe if i just take the…
o.k. that’s better
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### Author:  [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/19 "2002-03-29T21:58:16Z")
This is dedicated to **Juniper200** :
Stingray sleeps softly.
My poking will not wake him.
Sweet dreams, little one.
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### Author:  [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/20 "2002-03-29T23:25:13Z")
Whiteout sits on desk.
Is it nasty off-white sludge?
No, 'tis snowy white.
Rubber band sits too.
Can’t resist the urge to shoot!
Here, puppy, puppy…
Jesus died today
So that all his followers
Could get day off work.
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