# Mundane Haikus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767 "2002-03-29T16:42:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/21 "2002-03-29T23:35:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FisherQueen \* > \*\*Oddly quiet house. > When cat gets home from the vet, > He will come sans balls. \*\* but without his balls can he even come at all? (not to be vulgar…) ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/22 "2002-03-30T00:01:08Z")
- log floats on river waterfall flows it off not where’s the damn T.P.?\* _true pastime for all wasting time, making a mess 'net pornography_ well, the haiku pedantry of four months ago has finally worn off me. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/23 "2002-03-30T02:57:49Z")
_Dateline_ is on now I should have rented movies I punish myself The carpet is stained My old roommate is an ass Cleaning costs money Just ate at Wendy’s Mmm…good chicken sandwiches Just plain, with some cheese… ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/24 "2002-03-30T03:05:28Z")
home from work, tired think I’ll just sit for a while oops, three hour nap what is for dinner? I think I’ll invite some guests hi, Ben and Jerry dark and stormy night I am now out of practice so I write poorly ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/25 "2002-03-30T05:52:14Z")
the best commercials you never saw, my (fat) ass as always, they suck use the V C R I just have to watch E R Mark Green’s gonna die Milton and Dudley are in comedy heaven matching joke for joke shampoo, rinse, repeat does anyone repeat, or is that out of vogue? sheets on the mattress never stay put long enough this makes me so sad Q. Tarantino whatcha doin’ now these days get your ass to work ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/26 "2002-03-30T06:59:34Z")
_Tomcat is still pissed Hairballs didn’t do the trick Gonad-thief’s fern_ dies! ---
**Author:** ![Tracytron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@Tracytron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracytron)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/27 "2002-03-30T15:15:27Z")
saturday morning too many beers at gold star my head, it hurts so ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/28 "2002-03-30T16:35:01Z")
fevered baby sleeps after night spent crying out but no rest for me dishes stacking up floors swept, pets fed, dusting calls quick! before he wakes easter sunday nears yet still haven’t bought new clothes shopping drains me so… ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/29 "2002-03-30T19:33:05Z")
Haikus, college admissions style Georgetown rejects me Only one option right now Go on a bender Waitlisted at two GW is one I’m smarter than them Pomona not yet Still is nothing in the mail Tell me already In Macalester They want me to go badly But St. Paul is cold Also in Brandeis I’d fit in pretty damn well Because i’m Jewish In American Gave me a full scholarship Looking good right now UMich waitlisted I thought I’d get rejected So go Wolverines! Tough decision now Where should I go spend four years? Board alums, help me * * * Not an sig per se I’m Big Kahuna Burger A crappy haiku ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/30 "2002-03-30T20:01:48Z")
Darn my family! I must not bow to pressure… Yay! Sanity saved! Radio music Is there anything better? Maybe I’ll watch TV Got disconnected Is my mother calling me? It’s my friend, thank Og! Hey, this is easy! I’m getting the hang of it! What literature! ---
**Author:** ![Wisest\_Novel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wisest_novel/32/13329_2.png) [@Wisest\_Novel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wisest_Novel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/31 "2002-03-30T20:29:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Witch \* > \*\*Witch has seven cats > just ate - lounging in sun > lazy, fat bastards \*\* my advice to **Witch** avoid visit from PETA cease eating your cats Oh, and 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/32 "2002-03-30T23:18:11Z")
'Tis Saturday eve Had a dinner date, but now, Think I’ve been stood up. ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/33 "2002-03-30T23:40:42Z")
Ah wisest novel You also have a wise mouth Witchie likes your style. Cleaned for my parents I need a break from them both thats what my shrink says. ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/34 "2002-03-30T23:43:39Z")
Furniture guy speaks in the language of Moors- “como se dice?” ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/35 "2002-03-30T23:48:43Z")
Husband has posted Under my used I.D., He did not tell you. ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/36 "2002-03-30T23:48:43Z")
Husband has posted Under my used I.D., He did not tell you. ---
**Author:** ![Wisest\_Novel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wisest_novel/32/13329_2.png) [@Wisest\_Novel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wisest_Novel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/37 "2002-03-30T23:55:30Z")
seawitch and mister struggle for keyboard control double posts result ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/38 "2002-03-30T23:55:55Z")
He didn’t tell us but we get the message hun you posted it twice 🆒 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/39 "2002-03-30T23:59:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BigKahunaBurger \* > **Haikus, college admissions style…** Georgetown hates me too, They can all kiss my ass now, But I’m not bitter. American U. Sends me offers of money Maybe I’ll go there? Dear, sweet Northwestern I want to go so badly But still, no mail yet. College is no fun, When you’re trying to get in. I should just stay home. _ResIpsaLoquitor said…_ \*\* > [@](#): > > Stingray sleeps softly. > My poking will not wake him. > Sweet dreams, little one.\*\* **Res** watches SeaLab A better show can’t be found I laugh at Stormy. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/40 "2002-03-31T00:00:32Z")
I’m bored, bored, bored, bored, so bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, so bored, bored, bored, bored. I’m repetitive, So very repetitive, Repeat after me. I’m so creative, I’m a friggin’ genius, or possibly not. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767.md?page=3)