# Mundane Haikus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767 "2002-03-29T16:42:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/61 "2002-03-31T04:27:19Z")
Gee, **yojimboguy** , Marley, **yojimboguy** , and there is room to spare ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/62 "2002-03-31T04:35:38Z")
Abbysthrnaccent and **Yojimboguy** can share a a short haiku with grace. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/63 "2002-03-31T04:39:59Z")
apparently I cannot count syllables with accuracy. ick that was so not a graceful sharing of haiku mortified again ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/64 "2002-03-31T04:40:37Z")
Worker bees can leave Even drones can fly away The queen is their slave ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/65 "2002-03-31T04:43:06Z")
Remember dearest **AbbySthrnAccent** , it is called poetic license 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/66 "2002-03-31T04:43:12Z")
I will try again Abbysthrnaccent shares with Yojimboguy. ---
**Author:** ![Wisest\_Novel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wisest_novel/32/13329_2.png) [@Wisest\_Novel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wisest_Novel)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/67 "2002-03-31T05:30:12Z")
our own Dear Abby brings new life into the Sphere with a southern twang one has to wonder old enough to be old maid where’s Marley’s Sphere child? hail yojimboguy hope his muse is a hottie def poets deserve no Dopers dare try three-two-threes ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/68 "2002-03-31T05:52:25Z")
I dislike parents When I decided to go Out today, they were In the neighborhood Trying to look for me; damn! If only I’d not Gone out right then to Have lunch and time by myself! I’d still be mellow Now I’m all riled up This is not such a good thing Tomorrow will come Perhaps it will be Different, though I doubt it Time to myself RULES! ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/69 "2002-03-31T06:07:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wisest Novel \* > \*\*no Dopers > dare try > three-two-threes \*\* You think so? Are you kidding me? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/70 "2002-03-31T06:12:50Z")
**Marley** made question post haiku! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/71 "2002-03-31T06:16:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\ ***Marley** made > question > post haiku! \*\* **Marley** did indeed Make a question post haiku I think that’s awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Wisest\_Novel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wisest_novel/32/13329_2.png) [@Wisest\_Novel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wisest_Novel)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/72 "2002-03-31T06:20:02Z")
Abby and Marley having read some of their posts formidable gals ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/73 "2002-03-31T06:35:53Z")
Hi Wisest Novel Welcome to the Straight Dope Board. Beware addiction. ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/74 "2002-03-31T06:40:32Z")
**Abby** is up to the challenge! ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/75 "2002-03-31T06:47:45Z")
Sloo-oo-oo-oo-oow The board is sloo-oo-oo-oow Soon I will fall… zzzzzzzz ---
**Author:** ![Wisest\_Novel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wisest_novel/32/13329_2.png) [@Wisest\_Novel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wisest_Novel)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/76 "2002-03-31T06:58:36Z")
ode to Stefanie self-proclaimed complex woman every bit of that brave beyond your years hero of the underdog and secretly mine how big is your heart? never met an animal you couldn’t take in brighter than a star you consume books like breathing and exhale the gist gorgeous? holy cats! long blond hair and cool blue eyes slate grey when angry hard times behind us you hold the keys to my heart and strength for trials to come couldn’t be prouder have I told you lately that I love you, daughter? ---
**Author:** ![Another\_Primate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Another\_Primate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Another_Primate)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/77 "2002-03-31T15:05:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley \* > \*\*home from work, tired > think I’ll just sit for a while > oops, three hour nap > > what is for dinner? > I think I’ll invite some guests > hi, Ben and Jerry\*\* I don’t know Marley But his haikus make me laugh An Easter thank-you ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/78 "2002-03-31T15:06:27Z")
Ok that made me cry. My teenage daughter driving us all up the wall three years 'til college. ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/79 "2002-03-31T15:20:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Another Primate \* > \*\*I don’t know Marley > But his haikus make me laugh > An Easter thank-you \*\* you don’t know Marley but your haiku about her has made her smile 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Another\_Primate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Another\_Primate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Another_Primate)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/80 "2002-03-31T15:35:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley \* > \*\* > > you don’t know Marley > but your haiku about her > has made her smile > > 😃 \*\* Another Primate’s sorry for misgendering Connecticut girl [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767.md?page=5)