# Mundane Haikus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767 "2002-03-29T16:42:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Another\_Primate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Another\_Primate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Another_Primate)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/81 "2002-03-31T15:37:22Z")
why do I assume that northeast USA means Connecticut, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/82 "2002-03-31T15:40:40Z")
It’s OK, **Primate** this Connecticut woman is not offended 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Another\_Primate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Another\_Primate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Another_Primate)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/83 "2002-03-31T15:48:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley \* > \*\*It’s OK, **Primate** > this Connecticut woman > is not offended > > 😉 \*\* Wallingford childhood I loved Savon Rock hot dogs Hammonassett Beach ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/84 "2002-03-31T16:26:16Z")
I love new england The sea, the history, the 6 months of winter ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/85 "2002-03-31T17:58:34Z")
Connecticut guy Misses the Whalers greatly Karmanos eats shit ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/86 "2002-03-31T18:54:20Z")
Sunday roast cooking Potatoes, carrots, rolls, pie Dinner with family ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/87 "2002-03-31T21:59:16Z")
Pasta, salad, bread wine, ham, mushrooms, yams, turkey L-tryptophan … sleeeep … ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/88 "2002-03-31T22:02:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Witch \* > \*\*I love new england > The sea, the history, the > 6 months of winter \*\* **Witch** , visit again been a while since you’ve been here now winter’s 6 days ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/89 "2002-03-31T23:11:34Z")
I’m starting to think all posts should be haiku form clear and concise, please ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/90 "2002-04-01T00:08:29Z")
Tag, you’re it! Let’s play haiku tag. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/91 "2002-04-01T00:18:44Z")
Either three two three or five seven five will work. Come play haiku tag. Pile of laundry from the pool table begs to be put away folded. ---
**Author:** ![Wisest\_Novel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wisest_novel/32/13329_2.png) [@Wisest\_Novel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wisest_Novel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/92 "2002-04-01T00:57:27Z")
I guess I can start when she returns from housework **Abby** finds she’s _it_ ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/93 "2002-04-01T01:18:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wisest Novel \* > \*\*I guess I can start > when she returns from housework > **Abby** finds she’s _it_ \*\* No tag back’s either I bet. Looking around for a real slow runner. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/94 "2002-04-01T01:26:38Z")
Stripped Of Safety Net The Haikuish Dopers Smile Our Wit Is Our Joy. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/95 "2002-04-01T01:27:05Z")
Hey, **Cartooniverse!** Ha, tag buddy, you are it! Taps Toons turns and runs. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/96 "2002-04-01T01:31:49Z")
A real slow runner Abby chose wisely with that I’m it, here I sit ! Giggling as I Proceed To My Keyboard Now Rubbing Hands In Glee… ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/97 "2002-04-01T01:37:59Z")
Darting and leaping Marley dodges the tag Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/98 "2002-04-01T01:51:55Z")
Day late, dollar short Poor Marley doesn’t see it Already tagged back !!! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/99 "2002-04-01T01:55:11Z")
Alas, poor Marley Volvo Nutmeg Whalers rule ! Captive in her State… ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/100 "2002-04-01T04:40:51Z")
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