# Mundane Haikus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767 "2002-03-29T16:42:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/101 "2002-04-01T15:52:30Z")
Hello dear **Marley** I’d visit New England but lived here all my life 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/102 "2002-04-01T17:35:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley \* > \*\*Pasta, salad, bread > wine, ham, mushrooms, yams, turkey > L-tryptophan … sleeeep … \*\* So that’s what makes you Very sleepy when you eat Great turkey dinners My friends and I were Talking about it last night And wondering what It was called; we all Knew that it was some kind of Chemical… we’re GOOD! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/103 "2002-04-01T19:20:54Z")
Update on College Statuses Pomona wait list I am already on three These schools can’t decide ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/104 "2002-04-01T19:48:00Z")
I am still reeling; No big screen at Cheyenne Mount. Wargames lied! I weep. Now I will add some delightful shopping haiku They’re very mundane Home for Passover Shopping for a stlyle-y suit Bargain! thirty bucks In New York thrift store (it was a fancy thrift store) on Twenty-third street I also bought a blanket for my horse; found a big sale at Miller’s Harness Finally, I bought Chinese spicy beef jerky on Canal Street. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/105 "2002-04-01T20:12:04Z")
Boss is off today I am just sitting around She’ll be back Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/106 "2002-04-01T20:27:46Z")
now I am at work hubby cannot take keyboard hope I don’t post twice My boss is home sick My day will revolve around Straight Dope post reading Just before leaving I will shuffle paper stacks He will think I worked ---
**Author:** ![Wisest\_Novel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wisest_novel/32/13329_2.png) [@Wisest\_Novel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wisest_Novel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/107 "2002-04-01T20:32:48Z")
Hi, **Hello Again**! Really liked our long convos, 'Cept NORAD spoilers. :o Corporate Borders gal Stylin’ in new Power Suit. Don’t tell 'em the price. Empty pasture–sad. Give H. A. carrots from me And enjoy the rides. Four days to ChiDope! Only thing better would be If you could be there. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/108 "2002-04-01T23:52:02Z")
The Villager has left me stranded with a dead battery. Dangit. ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/109 "2002-04-03T08:36:31Z")
Awake late tonight Sleep precious, and elusive Ha! Found it, I’m out. ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/110 "2002-04-03T14:06:56Z")
chocolate for breakfast so close and so seductive and I am so weak. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/111 "2002-04-03T14:56:04Z")
I should be at work. I haven’t left the house. I should be at work. ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/112 "2002-04-03T14:58:45Z")
**Abby’s** a slacker join me in my laziness and I have candy. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/113 "2002-04-03T15:02:50Z")
Now I _have_ to sign off and go to work. I can’t be a lazy slacker. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/114 "2002-04-03T15:08:31Z")
For that I’m sorry I’ll save you some chocolate hun I’ll try anyway 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/115 "2002-04-03T16:31:51Z")
At work and checking the bosses email (among other things). Heh. Chocolate you say? Creamy smooth milk chocolate or dark, rich chocolate? Can you upload some? I am wishing for a star trek replicator. Milkduds, tootsie rolls Snickers, Hershey bars galore! Katy bar the door! ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/116 "2002-04-03T17:50:15Z")
Email Chocolate Yeah! My recent invention Want some? Email me. ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/117 "2002-04-04T13:20:07Z")
chocolate by email we have the technology stupid man on moon ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/118 "2002-04-05T02:46:34Z")
Tootsie Roll Starburst Lunar Shot Moon Walk Man Sweet Tooth Goddess Light Voyager died out? Your van is a starship yes? Tootsie Roll Powered !!! Abby got to work and then She shared her tootsie rolls with The Dopers Worldwide. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/119 "2002-04-05T02:49:03Z")
Mott the Hoople sings All The Young Dudes Carry The News, I’m in heaven !!! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/120 "2002-04-05T02:59:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > \*\*Tootsie Roll Starburst > Lunar Shot Moon Walk Man > Sweet Tooth Goddess Light > > Voyager died out? > Your van is a starship yes? > Tootsie Roll Powered !!! > > Abby got to work and then > She shared her tootsie rolls with > The Dopers Worldwide. > > 🆒 \*\* I’m laughing out loud It’s a Villager that died, not a Voyager. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767.md?page=7)