# Mundane Haikus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767 "2002-03-29T16:42:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/121 "2002-04-05T03:04:40Z")

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Nice mistake **Toonie**  
I have not yet heard of a  
Villager star ship.

Yummy tootsie rolls  
The forlorn bag is empty  
someone send me some!

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**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/122 "2002-04-05T03:08:12Z")

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Your Villager died?  
The one made by Mercury?  
Yes? Call Triple A

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/123 "2002-04-05T03:17:58Z")

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Welcome **EasyPhil**  
The SDMB will have  
you addicted soon!

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-haikus/100767/124 "2002-04-05T03:18:29Z")

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NPR Beantown  
Boys Do Their Car Talk Party  
Is This All We Are?

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