# Mundane, Pointless Complaint **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 6, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672 "2000-01-06T07:29:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/1 "2000-01-06T07:29:00Z")
I don’t think this deserves a whole thread, but I want to complain about something. When I am done, feel free to add other complaints that didn’t deserve their own threads. > [@](#): > > I have had 2 kids and after each baby was born I was a full 36C. Once I quit breastfeeding they shrunk back down to a 34B. I just want enough to be a full C Cup like I was after having my kids. It would be nice to have a little bit of cleavage and be able to wear bikinis and tank tops and have something in them! I have to wear padded bras just to be an A Cup. I’m not competely flat-chested; I do have some breasts. And I’m happy with them. But this just makes me want to cry! * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasn’t come yet! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/2 "2000-01-06T08:00:00Z")
Why? This may be a surprise to some, but there are an equal amount of guys out there that like small breasts than like large breasts. And another even third have no preference. So honestly, it doesn’t matter. This is assuming you are concerned about your breast size because of how they attract men. There could, of course, be any number of other reasons to care about your breast size. Though I don’t know what those reasons could be. * * * **-PIGEONMAN-** Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **Back in the new year!** Honest. I promise. No, really. ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/3 "2000-01-06T08:32:00Z")
No, I like my breasts the way they are, and I’ve had enough men tell me that they like them, too. What makes me want to cry is that Rachelle called a C Cup “a little bit of cleavage”. If that’s a little, what am I??? * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasn’t come yet! ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/4 "2000-01-06T09:21:00Z")
Concave? ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/5 "2000-01-06T14:22:00Z")
Alpha!!! lol! That’s awful, and I feel guilty for laughing! Cess- never worry about others classifications. One persons “small amount” is another persons “abundance”. Don’t sweat it. Zette * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/6 "2000-01-06T14:46:00Z")
## Hmmmmm… breasts… Oh, uhm, sorry. Carry on. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/7 "2000-01-06T14:49:00Z")
thats nothing,Cess. Mine are two different sizes. The one on the left is bigger,making wearing a tube top weird.Keeps sliding down on the right… ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/8 "2000-01-06T14:52:00Z")
Orangecakes: My “mind’s eye” picture of you just keeps getting weirder and weirder… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/9 "2000-01-06T15:10:00Z")
David, vice versa ---
**Author:** ![TheDoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/10 "2000-01-06T15:33:00Z")
Of the breasts I have seen (in person w/o surgery), 95% of the time the size of the woman’s breasts were different, if only slightly. Oh and yea…what Coldfire said ~ 😉 * * * “Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair…” Tom Waits ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/11 "2000-01-06T16:25:00Z")
I never met a pair of breasts I didn’t lick… LIKE! I mean LIKE! * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/12 "2000-01-06T16:29:00Z")
orangecakes–as long as your breasts don’t alternate in size, like pistons. That would REALLY make it hard to wear a tube-top. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/13 "2000-01-06T17:05:00Z")
Cess, the French say that anything more than a mouthful is a waste. . . . -Melin ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/14 "2000-01-06T17:50:00Z")
Me and my big mouth… ---
**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/15 "2000-01-07T06:10:00Z")
Cessandra, lots of smaller women are physically fabulous babes, but Guanolad has earned his handle when he asserts that an equal number of men prefer smaller and another third don’t care. Survey after survey shows that in America straight men like big (but firm) breasts. I don’t know what the survey says about lesbian women, but my Sapphic galpals like 'em toward the melon end, too. I know. Life sucks. Oh, well. (If you’re after the physical thing, try exploiting your legs). Bucky ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/16 "2000-01-07T06:34:00Z")
OK, I don’t want you too think I’m obsessed with large breasts. I’m just a little jumpy lately. I should start drinking D-cup… decaf! decaf!.. I meant to say decaf! But really, huge breasts aren’t that big of a deal. Look at all the hottie female celebrities out there. All the “it girls”. How many of them are truly large breasted? Not many at all. Almost none in the D-cup range. Obviously guys can and do get around the large breast thing. Just like most women are attracted to a toned and fit male body, but thin wiry freaks like Hugh Grant seem to do all right. It’s a case-by-case basis folks. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/17 "2000-01-07T06:58:00Z")
Cess,Cess,Cess…Would you rather be beautiful you with small breasts,or a certain unlikable woman who used to post here with Large breasts? See my point? love ya ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/18 "2000-01-07T06:58:00Z")
Cessendra, if it makes you feel any better, I saw your pic on your web page and I think you are absolutely beautiful. Chances are, although the woman you quoted has bigger fun-bags, you are probably prettier in general. Of course, I can’t really say for sure unless I were to see a pic of that walking milk factory… ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/19 "2000-01-06T19:03:00Z")
fun-bag? walking milk factory? You’re a freak Revtim. Almost as freaky as orangecakes with her different capacity fun-bags! * * * Hell is Other People. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672/20 "2000-01-06T20:10:00Z")
I’m a super freak! Super freak! I’m super-frekayyyyowwww!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mundane-pointless-complaint/3672.md?page=2)