# Muppet Madness - FINAL FOUR

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 21, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229 "2008-07-21T04:29:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Parthol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Parthol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parthol)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/1 "2008-07-21T04:29:05Z")

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We’re down to the final four muppets.

I never had a particular scheme for how the brackets would match up against one another at the end, so I’m going to choose the head-to-heads right now, using a die roll. One moment please.

Ok.

The Final Four will be fought as follows:

1. Kermit the Frog  
vs 4. Statler & Waldorf

2. Cookie Monster  
vs 5. Rowlf

Voting will continue through Friday.

Enjoy!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/2 "2008-07-21T04:35:23Z")

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1. Statler & Waldorf

2. Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster lives!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/3 "2008-07-21T04:48:34Z")

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1. Kermit the Frog

2. Cookie Monster

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/4 "2008-07-21T04:57:31Z")

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1. Kermit

2. Cookie Monster

And now I miss the hecklers! And anything to get that dog out of there.

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**Author:** ![bundykala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bundykala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bundykala)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/5 "2008-07-21T08:45:36Z")

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1. Kermit

2. Rowlf!

I love Cookie Monster, really. I just love Rowlf more.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/6 "2008-07-21T09:01:23Z")

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1. Statler & Waldorf - cause someone has to

2. Cookie Monster - the winner

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**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/7 "2008-07-21T09:44:43Z")

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Statler & Waldorf over Kermit

Rowlf over the Cookie Monster. (Just what is the Cookie Monster anyway?)

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/8 "2008-07-21T10:41:44Z")

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1. Statler & Waldorf

2. Cookie Monster

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**Author:** ![Baffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dec6dc/32.png) [@Baffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baffle)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/9 "2008-07-21T10:59:47Z")

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Statler & Waldorf

Rowlf

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/10 "2008-07-21T12:29:44Z")

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Kermit

Cookie Monster

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/11 "2008-07-21T12:36:24Z")

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Statler & Waldorf

Rowlf

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/12 "2008-07-21T12:43:43Z")

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1. Kermit the Frog
2. Rowlf

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/13 "2008-07-21T14:03:18Z")

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Kermit the Frog

Cookie Monster

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/14 "2008-07-21T14:07:19Z")

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1. Statler & Waldorf

2. Cookie Monster

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/15 "2008-07-21T14:19:59Z")

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1. Kermit the Frog

2. Cookie Monster

Cookie/Rowlf is probably the hardest match so far had to go with Cookie due to his recent work.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/16 "2008-07-21T14:40:29Z")

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Statler and Waldorf  
Cookie Monster

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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/17 "2008-07-21T15:08:20Z")

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1. Kermit the Frog vs 4. Statler & Waldorf  
This should totally be the final. I have no idea who to choose. S&W are so awesome, but… I think I have to say Kermit for the win.

2. Cookie Monster – love that guy!

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**Author:** ![Weaver\_of\_Nightmares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@Weaver\_of\_Nightmares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weaver_of_Nightmares)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/18 "2008-07-21T15:33:41Z")

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Statler and Waldorf, and Cookie Monster.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/19 "2008-07-21T15:36:19Z")

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Kermit

Cookie

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-final-four/457229/20 "2008-07-21T15:37:05Z")

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1. Kermit the Frog

2. Rowlf

I hate to drop Statler and Waldorf after all this time, but Kermit is a classic.

The other one was easier, not so much because I like Rowlf (I do, but he’s not my favorite) but because I don’t like the Cookie Monster that much. I’m a Muppet Show person, not a Sesame Street person.

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