# Muppet Madness (Round Three) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 6, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416 "2008-07-06T00:48:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/21 "2008-07-06T03:44:02Z")
**Jim Henson Division** 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Dr. Teeth **Frank Oz Division** 1. Animal 2. Oscar the Grouch **Dave Goelz Division** 1. Statler and Waldorf 2. Fozzie Bear **Richard Hunt Division** 1. Rowlf 2. Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/22 "2008-07-06T04:21:22Z")
Kermit the Frog Dr. Teeth Cookie Monster Oscar the Grouch Statler and Waldorf Fozzie Bear Rowlf Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/23 "2008-07-06T04:26:17Z")
**Jim Henson Division** 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Dr. Teeth **Frank Oz Division** 3. Animal 4. Oscar the Grouch **Dave Goelz Division** 5. Statler and Waldorf 6. Fozzie Bear **Richard Hunt Division** 1. Rowlf 2. Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/24 "2008-07-06T05:08:44Z")
**Jim Henson Division** 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Grover **Frank Oz Division** 1. Cookie Monster 2. Oscar the Grouch **Dave Goelz Division** 1. Statler and Waldorf 2. Count von Count **Richard Hunt Division** 1. Miss Piggy 2. Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/25 "2008-07-06T07:01:06Z")
Jim Henson Division 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Grover Frank Oz Division 1. Animal 2. Oscar the Grouch Dave Goelz Division 1. Statler and Waldorf 2. Count von Count Richard Hunt Division 1. Miss Piggy 2. Bert How the heck did Sam the Eagle last to round three? ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/26 "2008-07-06T07:47:11Z")
**Jim Henson Division** The Swedish Chef Dr. Teeth **Frank Oz Division** Animal Ernie **Dave Goelz Division** Statler and Waldorf Count von Count **Richard Hunt Division** Rowlf Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/27 "2008-07-06T09:20:38Z")
**Jim Henson Division** 4. The Swedish Chef 6. Dr. Teeth **Frank Oz Division** 5. Animal **Dave Goelz Division** 4. Statler and Waldorf 3. Fozzie Bear **Richard Hunt Division** 1. Miss Piggy 2. Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/28 "2008-07-06T12:46:55Z")
Jim Henson Division 1. The Swedish Chef - The only one to beat Kermit! 2. Grover Frank Oz Division 1. Cookie Monster 2. Ernie Dave Goelz Division 1. Statler and Waldorf 2. Fozzie Bear Richard Hunt Division 1. Miss Piggy 2. Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/29 "2008-07-06T13:16:28Z")
[QUOTE=Yllaria] How the heck did Sam the Eagle last to round three? [/QUOTE] Seriously. And why is he doing so well against the sublime Bert? ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/30 "2008-07-06T13:47:30Z")
Jim Henson Division **1. Kermit the Frog** vs 4. The Swedish Chef **2. Grover** vs 6. Dr. Teeth Frank Oz Division 1. Cookie Monster vs 5. **Animal** 2. Ernie vs 3. **Oscar the Grouch** Dave Goelz Division 1. Big Bird vs 4. **Statler and Waldorf** 2. Count von Count vs 3. **Fozzie Bear** Richard Hunt Division 1. Miss Piggy vs 5. **Rowlf** 2. **Bert** vs 3. Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/31 "2008-07-06T13:54:52Z")
**Jim Henson Division** 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Grover **Frank Oz Division** 3. Animal 4. Oscar the Grouch **Dave Goelz Division** 4. Statler and Waldorf 2. Count von Count **Richard Hunt Division** 5. Rowlf 2. Bert ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/32 "2008-07-06T15:04:08Z")
Jim Henson Division 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Dr. Teeth [sub]upset city- cool b eats frenetic![/sub] Frank Oz Division 1. Cookie Monster [sub]Animal’s still too much of a one-trick pony, and CM does that trick better[/sub] 2. Oscar the Grouch [sub]sorry, gay-rights activists- surly beats self-centered.[/sub] Dave Goelz Division 4. Statler and Waldorf [sub]why’d he run from us? He was a big chicken! Ah-ha-ha-ha![/sub] 2. Count von Count Richard Hunt Division 1. Rowlf [sub]Rowlf gets better lines and if Miss piggy were a guy, she’d have gone the way of Cookie Monster’s bubble pipe a long time ago[/sub] 2. Sam the Eagle [sub]a vote for America and against Bert at the same time! Double Score![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/33 "2008-07-06T15:12:02Z")
**Jim Henson Division** 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Grover **Frank Oz Division** 1. Cookie Monster vs 3. Oscar the Grouch **Dave Goelz Division** vs 4. Statler and Waldorf vs 3. Fozzie Bear **Richard Hunt Division** vs 5. Rowlf vs 3. Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/34 "2008-07-06T15:32:38Z")
**Jim Henson Division** 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Dr. Teeth **Frank Oz Division** 1. Cookie Monster 2. Ernie **Dave Goelz Division** 4. Statler and Waldorf 3. Fozzie Bear **Richard Hunt Division** 1. Miss Piggy 2. Bert ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/35 "2008-07-06T15:59:03Z")
Jim Henson Division 1. The Swedish Chef I see Rizzo didn’t make it against Kermie. Vengance! Bork Bork Bork! 2. Dr. Teeth Frank Oz Division 1. Cookie Monster Now it get’s hard. I hoped I wouldn’t have to cut Animal 2. Oscar the Grouch No contest with Ernie. Dave Goelz Division 3. Statler and Waldorf Bye Bye Birdie 4. Count von Count One! One unfunny bear! Ah ahh ahhhhhh! Richard Hunt Division 1. Miss Piggy “Rowlf thinks he’s better than Moi? HiiiiiYa!” 2. Sam the Eagle Another no contest here. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/36 "2008-07-06T16:01:41Z")
1. The Swedish Chef 2. Grover 3. Cookie Monster 4. Ernie 5. Statler and Waldorf 6. Count von Count 7. Rowlf 8. Bert ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/37 "2008-07-06T17:16:30Z")
Looks like your seeding was pretty good. A 1 vs 2 in every bracket… **Jim Henson Division** 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Grover **Frank Oz Division** Cookie Monster 2. Ernie **Dave Goelz Division** 1. Big Bird 2. Count von Count **Richard Hunt Division** 3. Miss Piggy 4. Bert ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/38 "2008-07-06T18:09:27Z")
[QUOTE=Parthol] **Jim Henson Division** 1. The Swedish Chef 2. Dr. Teeth **Frank Oz Division** 1. Animal 2. Oscar the Grouch **Dave Goelz Division** 1. Statler and Waldorf 2. Count von Count **Richard Hunt Division** 1. Rowlf 2. Sam the Eagle ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/39 "2008-07-06T18:10:51Z")
1. Kermit the Frog 2. Dr. Teeth 3. Cookie Monster 4. Ernie 5. Big Bird 6. Count von Count 7. Rowlf 8. Bert ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-three/455416/40 "2008-07-06T18:31:46Z")
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