# Muppet Madness (Round Two)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 2, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097 "2008-07-02T20:54:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Parthol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Parthol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parthol)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/1 "2008-07-02T20:54:01Z")

</div>

It’s time for Round Two of Muppet Madness! Elmo survived a close shave in round one – how will he fare against Dr. Teeth? The Newsman won a resounding victory over Zoe, but now the heavyweight Ernie stands between him and the Sweet Sixteen. Will Fozzie Bear’s performance be bolstered by the fact that now I’m spelling his name right?

I’ll keep the voting booths open on this round until Saturday evening.  
**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog  
vs 8. [Rizzo the Rat](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Rizzo_the_Rat)
2. Grover  
vs 7. [Crazy Harry](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Harry)
3. Elmo  
vs 6. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth)
4. The Swedish Chef  
vs 5. Aloysius Snuffleupagus

**Frank Oz Division**

1. Cookie Monster  
vs 9. [Floyd Pepper](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Floyd_Pepper)
2. Ernie  
vs 10. [The Newsman](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Newsman)
3. Oscar the Grouch  
vs 6. Beaker
4. Gonzo  
vs 5. Animal

**Dave Goelz Division**

1. Big Bird  
vs 8. [Robin the Frog](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Robin_the_frog)
2. Count von Count  
vs 7. [Guy Smiley](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Guy_Smiley)
3. Fozzie Bear  
vs 6. [Janice](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice)
4. Statler and Waldorf  
vs 5. Scooter

**Richard Hunt Division**

1. Miss Piggy  
vs 9. [Zoot](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Zoot)
2. Bert  
vs 7. [Herry Monster](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Herry)
3. Sam the Eagle  
vs 11. [Mahna Mahna](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mahna_Mahna_%28character%29)
4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew  
vs 5. Rowlf

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/2 "2008-07-02T21:04:07Z")

</div>

1. Kermit the Frog

2. Grover

3. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth) die elmo die

4. The Swedish Chef

5. Cookie Monster

6. Ernie

7. Beaker

8. Gonzo

9. Big Bird

10. Count von Count

11. [Janice](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice)

12. Statler and Waldorf

13. [Zoot](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Zoot)

14. Bert

15. [Mahna Mahna](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mahna_Mahna_%28character%29)

16. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/3 "2008-07-02T21:13:14Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog

2. [Crazy Harry](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Harry)

3. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth)  
(This time, not [just] an anti-Elmo vote)

4. The Swedish Chef  
**Frank Oz Division**

5. Cookie Monster

6. Ernie

7. Beaker

8. Animal  
**Dave Goelz Division**

9. Big Bird

10. Count von Count

11. Fozzie Bear

12. Statler and Waldorf  
**Richard Hunt Division**

13. Miss Piggy

14. Bert

15. Sam the Eagle

16. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/4 "2008-07-02T21:15:27Z")

</div>

1. Kermit the Frog (Rizzo is scrappy, so it’d be a hard fight. But never doubt the li’l green dude’s resourcefulness.)

2. Crazy Harry (That’s like pitting Casper the Friendly Ghost against Freddie Kruger!)

3. Dr. Teeth (Teeth is just too cool.)

4. Aloysius Snuffleupagus (All Snuff would have to do is sit on him!)

5. Cookie Monster (Floyd is too laid back, Cookie is hyper-manic. He’d eat him alive.)

6. Ernie

7. Oscar the Grouch

8. Animal (This’d be a tough fight too, but I’d put my money on Animal.)

9. Big Bird (Ha! Big Bird would just have to step on Robin.)

10. Count von Count

11. Fozzie Bear (Janice is more into making love than fighting.)

12. Statler and Waldorf

13. Miss Piggy

14. Bert (be very wary of Bert. [Bert is evil](http://www.bertisevil.tv/index2.htm).)

15. Mahna Mahna

16. Dr. Bunson Honeydew (The Dr wouldn’t hesitate to use Rowlf for some lab experiment that would draw the ire of PETA.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/5 "2008-07-02T21:16:01Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog

2. Grover

3. Dr. Teeth

4. The Swedish Chef  
**Frank Oz Division**

5. Cookie Monster

6. Ernie

7. Oscar the Grouch

8. Animal  
**Dave Goelz Division**

9. Big Bird

10. Count von Count

11. Fozzie Bear

12. Statler and Waldorf  
**Richard Hunt Division**

13. Miss Piggy

14. Bert

15. Mahna Mahna

16. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/6 "2008-07-02T21:16:28Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog - this one’s a heartbreaker. Poor Rizzo!
2. [Crazy Harry](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Harry)
3. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth) - Elmo’s **toast** , I tell you; TOAST!
4. Aloysius Snuffleupagus

**Frank Oz Division**

1. [Floyd Pepper](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Floyd_Pepper)
2. Ernie
3. Oscar the Grouch
4. Animal

**Dave Goelz Division**

1. Big Bird
2. Count von Count
3. [Janice](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice)
4. Statler and Waldorf

**Richard Hunt Division**

1. Miss Piggy - another toughie. My jazzbo soul recoils, but I gotta go with the dame.
2. Bert
3. [Mahna Mahna](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mahna_Mahna_%28character%29)
4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew - good riddance to that freakin’ dog.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/7 "2008-07-02T21:19:16Z")

</div>

Jim Henson Division

1. Kermit the Frog
2. Grover
3. Dr. Teeth
4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division

1. Cookie Monster
2. The Newsman
3. Beaker
4. Gonzo

Dave Goelz Division

1. Big Bird
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

1. Zoot
2. Herry Monster
3. Sam the Eagle
4. Rowlf

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/8 "2008-07-02T21:22:05Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog (ah, Rizzo, we hardly knew ye)
2. Grover
3. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth)
4. The Swedish Chef

**Frank Oz Division**

1. Cookie Monster
2. [The Newsman](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Newsman) (Ernie irks me. Could he just leave Bert alone in peace to enjoy his oatmeal and pigeons, please?)
3. Beaker
4. Gonzo

**Dave Goelz Division**

1. [Robin the Frog](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Robin_the_frog)
2. Count von Count
3. [Janice](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice)
4. Statler and Waldorf

**Richard Hunt Division**  
9. [Zoot](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Zoot)  
2. Bert  
3. Sam the Eagle  
5. Rowlf  
[/QUOTE]

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/9 "2008-07-02T21:22:52Z")

</div>

1. Kermit the Frog

2. Crazy Harry

3. Dr. Teeth

4. The Swedish Chef

5. Cookie Monster

6. Ernie

7. Beaker

8. Animal

9. Big Bird

10. Count von Count

11. Fozzie Bear

12. Statler and Waldorf

13. Miss Piggy

14. Bert

15. Sam the Eagle

16. Dr. Bunsen Hondeydew

It’s getting now to the place where I have to choose between two characters I like. I didn’t like having to choose between Kermit and Rizzo, or Cookie Monster and Floyd.

I love Animal. Such a simple, basic guy. “Animal, I said _BEAT_ drums! Not _EAT_ drums!” And when Kermit though Animal’s new hobby of bowling sounded safe enough, Floyd replied, rather dolefully, “I don’t know man. Animal bowls overhand!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/10 "2008-07-02T21:26:28Z")

</div>

Jim Henson Division

1. Kermit the Frog

2. Grover

3. Dr. Teeth

4. The Swedish Chef

Frank Oz Division

Floyd Pepper

1. The Newsman

2. Oscar the Grouch

3. Gonzo

Dave Goelz Division

1. Big Bird

2. Count von Count

3. Fozzie Bear

4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

1. Miss Piggy

2. Bert

3. Mahna Mahna

4. Rowlf

I have a soft spot for the Electric Mayhem and no particular love for Ernie. It was hard voting against Beaker and I still miss the Yip-yips. Mahna Mahna will go forward in their place.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/11 "2008-07-02T21:27:32Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog
2. [Crazy Harry](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Harry)
3. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth)
4. The Swedish Chef

**Frank Oz Division**  
9. [Floyd Pepper](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Floyd_Pepper)  
10. [The Newsman](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Newsman)  
6. Beaker  
4. Gonzo

**Dave Goelz Division**

1. [Robin the Frog](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Robin_the_frog)
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf

**Richard Hunt Division**

1. [Zoot](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Zoot)
2. Bert
3. Sam the Eagle
4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew  
ETA: Looking over the other answers, I simply don’t get the overwhelming love for Big Bird. He’s big and stupid and simpering. I hated him when I was a kid, and I still hate him. Ah, well. Guess I’m just weird. 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/12 "2008-07-02T21:32:00Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog
2. Grover
3. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth)
4. The Swedish Chef

**Frank Oz Division**

1. Cookie Monster
2. Ernie
3. Beaker
4. Animal

**Dave Goelz Division**

1. Big Bird
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf

**Richard Hunt Division**

1. Miss Piggy
2. Bert
3. Sam the Eagle
4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/13 "2008-07-02T21:34:35Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog  
[Crazy Harry](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Harry)
2. Elmo
3. Aloysius Snuffleupagus

**Frank Oz Division**

1. Cookie Monster
2. Ernie
3. Oscar the Grouch
4. Gonzo

**Dave Goelz Division**

1. [Robin the Frog](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Robin_the_frog)
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf

**Richard Hunt Division**

1. Miss Piggy
2. [Herry Monster](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Herry)
3. [Mahna Mahna](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mahna_Mahna_%28character%29)
4. Rowlf

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![coffinjumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@coffinjumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffinjumper)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/14 "2008-07-02T21:34:51Z")

</div>

im Henson Division

1. Kermit the Frog  
I almost went the other way just because I do like Rizzo but am almost positive he won’t win it.

2. Crazy Harry  
Explosions versus more cute and furry? Come on!

3. Dr. Teeth

4. The Swedish Chef  
Cult wins with me, almost always.

Frank Oz Division

1. Cookie Monster

2. The Newsman

3. Oscar the Grouch  
Hard one. Am I more cranky or more into randomness and woobies? Gah, coin toss.

4. Animal  
Dave Goelz Division

5. Big Bird  
Both a bit annoying and cutesy, but Big Bird has nostalgia going for him.

6. Count von Count

7. Fozzie Bear  
Don’t care that much. Coin toss.

8. Statler and Waldorf  
Not even a real contest!  
Richard Hunt Division

9. Zoot  
Why not, right?

10. Herry Monster  
Only thing which could make me pick Bert is having him replaced with his Avenue Q counterpart. Boring.

11. Sam the Eagle  
Dammit this one sucks. I like the only sane one gig, and he’s referenced in RHPS callbacks. But Mahna Mahna gets stuck in my head so damn much my inner voice must love him. Uhh… uhh… dammit. Coin toss.

12. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/15 "2008-07-02T21:41:14Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog
2. Grover
3. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth)
4. Aloysius Snuffleupagus

**Frank Oz Division**

1. [Floyd Pepper](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Floyd_Pepper)
2. [The Newsman](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Newsman) – tough choice!
3. Oscar the Grouch
4. Animal – tough choice, but this time between mediocre characters

**Dave Goelz Division**

1. Big Bird
2. [Guy Smiley](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Guy_Smiley)
3. [Janice](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice)
4. Statler and Waldorf – my hope to win the division

**Richard Hunt Division**

1. [Zoot](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Zoot)
2. Bert
3. [Mahna Mahna](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mahna_Mahna_%28character%29)
4. Rowlf – I remember seeing him on _The Ed Sullivan Show_!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/16 "2008-07-02T21:47:09Z")

</div>

Jim Henson Division

1. Rizzo the Rat - I know Rizzo will never beat Kermie, but I love him and have to vote for him.

2. Crazy Harry

3. Dr. Teeth

4. The Swedish Chef  
Frank Oz Division

5. Cookie Monster

6. The Newsman

7. Beaker

8. Animal

Dave Goelz Division

1. Robin the Frog
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf

Richard Hunt Division

1. Miss Piggy
2. Herry Monster
3. Sam the Eagle
4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/17 "2008-07-02T22:08:00Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog

2. [Crazy Harry](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Harry)

3. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth)

4. The Swedish Chef

**Frank Oz Division**

1. Cookie Monster

2. [The Newsman](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Newsman)

3. Oscar the Grouch

4. Animal

**Dave Goelz Division**

1. [Robin the Frog](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Robin_the_frog)

2. Count von Count

3. Fozzie Bear

4. Statler and Waldorf

**Richard Hunt Division**

1. Miss Piggy

2. [Herry Monster](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Herry)

3. Sam the Eagle

4. Dr. Bunson Honeydew

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/18 "2008-07-02T22:09:43Z")

</div>

Jim Henson Division

1. Kermit the Frog  
[sub]often imitated, never duplicated.[/sub]
2. Crazy Harry  
[sub]Destruction! Terror![/sub]
3. Dr. Teeth  
[sub]and MAYHEM[/sub]
4. The Swedish Chef  
[sub]borkum sissy soft sucka, I’ll SLAY HIM! Bork Bork Bork![/sub]

Frank Oz Division

1. Cookie Monster  
[sub]Final 4 material![/sub]
2. The Newsman  
[sub]better a funny one-trick pony than a lame one. You know what they do to lame ponies, right?[/sub]
3. Oscar the Grouch  
[sub]fuck Beaker- he never should have gotten this far[/sub]
4. Animal  
[sub]the obvious choice, but still better than the alternative[/sub]

Dave Goelz Division

1. Robin the Frog  
[sub]Only because I hate him less than Big Bird[/sub]
2. Count von Count
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Statler and Waldorf  
[sub]”He didn’t put up much of a fight!” “Wait- that was a HE?!?!” “Ah-hah-hah-hah!”[/sub]

Richard Hunt Division

1. Zoot  
[sub]cool, calm, collected beats frantically violent[/sub]
2. Herry Monster  
[sub]just like brawn beats anal-retentiveness[/sub]
3. Sam the Eagle  
[sub]I don’t see Mahna Mahna waring an American flag pin, do you?[/sub]
4. Rowlf  
[sub]easy money.[/sub]

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/19 "2008-07-02T22:14:57Z")

</div>

**Jim Henson Division**

1. Kermit the Frog
2. [Dr. Teeth](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Teeth)
3. The Swedish Chef

**Frank Oz Division**  
5. Animal

**Dave Goelz Division**  
8. [Robin the Frog](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Robin_the_frog)  
3. Fozzie Bear  
4. Statler and Waldorf

**Richard Hunt Division**  
9. [Zoot](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Zoot)  
11. [Mahna Mahna](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mahna_Mahna_%28character%29)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097/20 "2008-07-02T22:20:35Z")

</div>

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
5. Animal – tough choice, but this time between mediocre characters  
[/QUOTE]

Pistols at dawn, sir! 😃

[Quote=Animal]  
_Aaah,chop, grrrr, me hurt **Sternvogel**!!!_  
[/Quote]

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muppet-madness-round-two/455097.md?page=2)
