# Mushrooms and Badgers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 10, 2005, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313 "2005-02-10T00:59:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JoeSki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b487fb/32.png) [@JoeSki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeSki)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/41 "2005-02-14T19:44:34Z")
Me and my friends have been huge fans of [Cows with Guns](http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-50.htm) for a long while now. He was a scrawny little calf; looked rather woozy; no one was suspecting, he was carrying an oozy ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/42 "2005-02-15T02:44:59Z")
Now here’s the scary part: repeatedly listening to these bizarre flash videos on the headphones, especially the Scared Boy/Dancing Crab/Britney Spears one and Chocolate Niblet Beans, was the only thing keeping me _sane_ today at work… while the Shiny Happy Marketing Women just beyond the cubicle divider kept going on and on about their Valentines-Day plans. I tell you, sometimes it’s not easy being a bitter and cynical 41-year-old bachelor permasingle. Thank ghod for the Internet and its wealth of culture\*. [sub]\*Culture being here defined as ‘techno versions of the Song of the Volga Boatmen’.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/43 "2005-02-15T05:50:07Z")
> [@Ms Macphisto](#): > > Just in case anybody’s still hanging onto a shred of sanity after watching everything else in this thread, we can’t forget the [Llama Song](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php). Booger, booger, sugar, booger second knuckle diggin’ booger suckin’ slurpin’ salty booger squeezin’ slurpy zits. Double bubble blowin’ booger Technicolor snotty booger rip some hairs of with the booger poppin’ bloody zits. Lookin’ in the mirror, sittin’ on the throne, stuck a Q-tip in my mouth and popped a tonsil stone. Flush an anal fissure, wax a hairy tit, scrape the smegma off the tip of Chyna’s giant clit! Booger, booger, pick a booger phlegm is kinda like a booger chubby cherubs chewin’ booger bite and suck a zit. Singing silly song of booger Badger-Mushroom-Llama booger too much information booger I…LOVE…SQUEEZ…IN’…ZITS!!! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/44 "2005-02-15T20:07:43Z")
Oh, and lest we forget… [http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/gayspiderman.html](http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/gayspiderman.html) ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/45 "2005-02-15T20:15:55Z")
[It’s the end of the world!!!](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html) ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/46 "2005-02-15T22:13:03Z")
[Bear Hug](http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hug.php)…possibly the most sickeningly/endearingly cute thing ever. **Abbie** , that file loads really slowly for me. Albino Blacksheep’s [End of the World](http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php) page loads faster. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/47 "2005-02-16T01:48:09Z")
BTW, thanks much **JoeSki**! I’d heard Cows with Guns a long time ago but hadn’t seen the flash. ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/48 "2005-02-16T04:26:36Z")
[Bunnykill.](http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/bunnykill.html) See bunny. See bunny kill. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/49 "2005-02-16T04:57:04Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > And then there’s the unforgettable “[RGB](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php)”. Just think of it as… monitor exercise. 😃 Holy crap! That background music is an old Commodore 64 SID file with a little extra percussion. Brings me back…listening to “Axel F” on the Commodore. How sad. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/50 "2005-02-16T05:35:39Z")
And no one has yet posted [killer seizure robots](http://www.seizurerobots.com/) . ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/51 "2005-02-16T05:58:57Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > . > . > . > [Footie Badgers](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/) > . > . > . I’m not a fan of soccer and don’t know much about other national teams, but this England Badger team is superior above all…the current score is England:38, Other Team: 0…and it ain’t half-time yet. I don’t think they are gonna let up anytime soon either. Ninjas, Lasers and Gold? Ack, make that 39. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/52 "2005-02-16T06:03:56Z")
Ah, let me add the screaming Japanese chicks in [Miko Miko Nurse](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mikomiko.php) as another attempt at vapid sensory overload. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/53 "2005-02-16T20:22:46Z")
> [@Yeticus Rex](#): > > I’m not a fan of soccer and don’t know much about other national teams, but this England Badger team is superior above all…the current score is England:38, Other Team: 0…and it ain’t half-time yet. I don’t think they are gonna let up anytime soon either. > > Ninjas, Lasers and Gold? > > Ack, make that 39. Well, they took the game into the night and now the score is: England: 1478 Other Team: 0 The poor snake goalie is getting squat for help on D. But that damn goalie is always out of position to begin with…you’d think he would have learned by now to move left center. Also, the audio and video are so out of whack now, by at least 10 or 11 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/54 "2005-02-17T03:16:54Z")
[www.zombo.com](http://www.zombo.com) ---
**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/55 "2005-02-17T03:36:37Z")
Where can you see lions? [Only in Kenya](http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=723). ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/56 "2005-02-17T05:40:21Z")
> [@Moe](#): > > [www.zombo.com](http://www.zombo.com) What in the hell was that? Does it do anything but welcome me to “[Zombo.com](http://Zombo.com)”? Tripler ‘[Zombo.Com](http://Zombo.Com)’: where _anything_ is possible, except the end of the introduction. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/57 "2005-02-18T04:49:19Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > What in the hell was that? Does it do anything but welcome me to “[Zombo.com](http://Zombo.com)”? > > Tripler > ‘[Zombo.Com](http://Zombo.Com)’: where _anything_ is possible, except the end of the introduction. The only limit is yourself. ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/58 "2005-02-18T05:22:03Z")
Since this thread refuses to go away, might as well feed it: [Joe Cartoon](http://www.joecartoon.com) and [Killfrog](http://www.killfrog.com). Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/59 "2005-02-18T05:27:17Z")
> [@wheelie](#): > > Since this thread refuses to go away, might as well feed it: > [Joe Cartoon](http://www.joecartoon.com) and [Killfrog](http://www.killfrog.com). > > Sorry. Yeah, and since I just relocated an old fav that I’d lost for awhile, might as well post it [here](http://www.bajen.com/media/hatten.swf) (and I’ll include my sig which I haven’t used in weeks, but if it’s what I think it is…) ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313/60 "2005-02-19T03:29:29Z")
[http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/47/](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/47/) We love the chocolate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-and-badgers/289313.md?page=4)