Me and my friends have been huge fans of Cows with Guns for a long while now.
He was a scrawny little calf; looked rather woozy; no one was suspecting, he was carrying an oozy
Now here’s the scary part: repeatedly listening to these bizarre flash videos on the headphones, especially the Scared Boy/Dancing Crab/Britney Spears one and Chocolate Niblet Beans, was the only thing keeping me sane today at work… while the Shiny Happy Marketing Women just beyond the cubicle divider kept going on and on about their Valentines-Day plans.
I tell you, sometimes it’s not easy being a bitter and cynical 41-year-old bachelor permasingle. Thank ghod for the Internet and its wealth of culture*.
[sub]*Culture being here defined as ‘techno versions of the Song of the Volga Boatmen’.[/sub]
Booger, booger, sugar, booger
second knuckle diggin’ booger
suckin’ slurpin’ salty booger
squeezin’ slurpy zits.
Double bubble blowin’ booger
Technicolor snotty booger
rip some hairs of with the booger
poppin’ bloody zits.
Lookin’ in the mirror,
sittin’ on the throne,
stuck a Q-tip in my mouth
and popped a tonsil stone.
Flush an anal fissure,
wax a hairy tit,
scrape the smegma off the tip
of Chyna’s giant clit!
Booger, booger, pick a booger
phlegm is kinda like a booger
chubby cherubs chewin’ booger
bite and suck a zit.
Singing silly song of booger
Badger-Mushroom-Llama booger
too much information booger
I…LOVE…SQUEEZ…IN’…ZITS!!!
Oh, and lest we forget…
Bear Hug…possibly the most sickeningly/endearingly cute thing ever.
Abbie, that file loads really slowly for me. Albino Blacksheep’s End of the World page loads faster.
BTW, thanks much JoeSki! I’d heard Cows with Guns a long time ago but hadn’t seen the flash.
Bunnykill.
See bunny.
See bunny kill.
Holy crap! That background music is an old Commodore 64 SID file with a little extra percussion. Brings me back…listening to “Axel F” on the Commodore. How sad. 
And no one has yet posted killer seizure robots .
I’m not a fan of soccer and don’t know much about other national teams, but this England Badger team is superior above all…the current score is England:38, Other Team: 0…and it ain’t half-time yet. I don’t think they are gonna let up anytime soon either.
Ninjas, Lasers and Gold?
Ack, make that 39.
Ah, let me add the screaming Japanese chicks in Miko Miko Nurse as another attempt at vapid sensory overload.
Well, they took the game into the night and now the score is:
England: 1478
Other Team: 0
The poor snake goalie is getting squat for help on D. But that damn goalie is always out of position to begin with…you’d think he would have learned by now to move left center.
Also, the audio and video are so out of whack now, by at least 10 or 11 seconds.
Where can you see lions? Only in Kenya.
What in the hell was that? Does it do anything but welcome me to “Zombo.com”?
Tripler
‘Zombo.Com’: where anything is possible, except the end of the introduction.
The only limit is yourself.
Since this thread refuses to go away, might as well feed it:
Joe Cartoon and Killfrog.
Sorry.
Yeah, and since I just relocated an old fav that I’d lost for awhile, might as well post it here
(and I’ll include my sig which I haven’t used in weeks, but if it’s what I think it is…)
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/47/
We love the chocolate.