# mushrooms are funny

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 16, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781 "2006-02-16T11:44:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781/1 "2006-02-16T11:44:01Z")

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You can be sitting there watching the whole world collapse on itself… Ugly dirty depressing…  
Then a girl walks into the room (in this case my pregnant wife)… and flowers just flow from her in every conceivable (and some uncoceivable) direction.

WOWOOWW

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781/2 "2006-02-16T11:47:35Z")

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p.s.

I know, I know…

I’m too old, get a job, your wife is pregnant… yadda yadda  
I made $100k today so I’m entitled to a little celebration

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781/3 "2006-02-16T11:48:04Z")

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See you in a few hours. Have fun.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781/4 "2006-02-16T11:53:13Z")

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> [@don't ask](#):
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> See you in a few hours. Have fun.

Thanks… I have to leave this screen or I’m gonna get a headache… but… “uncoceivable” 😃

hahah

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781/5 "2006-02-16T12:08:44Z")

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Hey, it looks like you only **think** you left…you’re still here.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781/6 "2006-02-16T12:09:46Z")

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Good timing…now you’re gone…far, far gone.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781/7 "2006-02-16T12:16:02Z")

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So you eat some mushies, and then come post on a _messageboard_?

Wow…and I thought that\*\*\* I\*\*\* didn’t have a life. 😃

Hope you enjoy your, um, time-out mate. After the bairn arrives, there’ll be no more Mr Fun Guy for you!!

Heh. 😛

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mushrooms-are-funny/344781/8 "2006-02-16T12:57:22Z")

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**Eleusis** , please don’t post while high–whether that be from drink, shrooms, weed, LSD or anything else.